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askpun: No fair, they exploited my one weakness at chess: a lack of basic competence at the game!Artwork by AaronMkScript #1583Did you know: an artist who applies to the Pun Pony Project is more likely to be approved than one who doesn’t?
fox-pop: Some time ago I planned to draw jerberjer’s Daysi, my favourite of his characters… I left it there due to other works and commissions to finish and I finally finished it today! :D I couldn’t help with the pun with the title… xD
I nominate myself for the world’s best pun master. I also simultaneously volunteer to have myself buried in a shame hole for the next 3 years.
casenumber825: You know what Mark…. I think you deserve all the puns that Wade gives you! (Wade is amazing by the way!)
femaleledworld: Help your girlfriends take their first steps - pardon the pun - into the wonderful world of Femdom.
slbtumblng: arsondadko: slbtumblng: feathers-ruffled: yiffmeister: bee-shrek-test-in-the-house: im pretty sure that johnny test was the first show to oversexualize genderbends johnny breast Ya think so? ^ The pun won. Also nice reminder. Hot
A bit of back story (recognizing but ignoring the pun). I got new linen sheets and my tendency to want to play on the bed rather than making the bed has been enhanced. But I was trying to make it. Promise. And my definition of ‘play’ is a
Naked Coffee Sunday is back (pun intended)…And for the foot lovers, I think you may have a good day. ;)
whosecookieisthatbiscuit: I think we are one step Closer to the new single, you guys. (Yes, the pun is absolutely intended..) Become available, pretty please with cherry on top <3
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dazzlingflash: @the-wag There was supposed to be a pun that went with this, but I forgot it. Thanks, Wagram is looking a lil surprised there, I wonder what he saw! But again, thanks for taking the time to do some art for me : D He turned out neat.
Oops, my hand slipped.This is an unofficial part of the Gems With Disabilities series.Read it on AO3! Here …“So, everyone, this is Emmie.”The territory was still unfamiliar to her, so she kept her arm locked under Bismuth’s elbow; the mild
solanaceae-nox96:ksuriuri:the-witchy-boy:ksuriuri:picklesquidly:EVERYONE PUNSHAME @ksuriuri*is giving u the STERNUM look*U pickin’ a BONE with me????EVERYONE PUNSHAME @ksuriuriTOO LATTE FOR THAT JAM, HONEY. MY Pierwotnie opublikowane przez owlguy007HAS
If y'all think Mindfang of all people would leave such a fiiiiiiiine piece of justass strung up in the courthouse without cutting her down immedi8tely after cutting down Chief Justice Xenomorph, methinks you don’t know Mindfang real well.
yaoi-yuri-lover-404: Omo Community FlagsI present to you the new flag for the omorashi community or as I like to call it…URINE NATION (haha its a horribly great pun)…I spent too long making this and I hope people understand it’s a joke. I also
hugotendaz: Harley Quinn and The Punisher - The Spankisher Harley getting those puns delivered :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: metalhearted: today is the oldest you’ve ever beenand the youngest you’ll ever be again let that sink in what the fuck does it want now
f0xyshy: If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?
ryuusea: The library au continues. Where Eren borrows books without even looking at what they’re about so he has an excuse to talk to Levi, the new librarian. I am going to end up continuing writing this, likely with lame book puns/pickup lines.
im-the-real-fat-shady: im-the-real-fat-shady: eyebrow game strong You little shits i had this idea in my head for 2 months and it took thirty minutes to get this shit off my face its a good fucking pun AHHH
jadehariey: sukoshibot: jadehariey: jadehariey: What’s the tallest buildings in your city? THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.
smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass #PUNDAY
#PUNDAY CAPITAL PUNISHMENT: ORIGINAL SAMPLES Shouts to @KevinNottingham! “Theme For The Losers” by Henry Mancini From the soundtrack to the movie Vision of Eight (1973) Sampled in “Beware” Produced by Juju “Shook Ones Pt. 1″ by Mobb Deep
Personal History: Remy Ma Tells All About Big Pun and Her Life in Prison Ever since 2001, when a teenaged Remy Ma snatched the mic and out-shouted M.O.P. and Busta Rhymes on a remix of “Ante Up,” the New York rapper’s raspy voice and thick Bronx
thisiselliz: Def Jam: Fight For NY Is that fuckin Danny Trejo? Edit - that is very much Danny Trejo, standing next to what appeard to be Big Pun, and a less fat Busta, and I guess Snoop Dogg fresh off the set of that terrible bones movie? The fuck
fromthedeskofmayormare: OOC: I am not sure why the pony version of the Kinsey scale is named after King “Kingsley” Sombra, but the pun was too good to resist… X3 Aww~
ask-wiggles:The wink Sombra gave in the most recent update just gave me this weird magical girl feel for some reason…So… this happened. Enjoy. *runs off*————————————-Aaahaahhaa omg this is so (and excuse the pun) MAGICAL. Especially
bannableoffense: deeperforme: camdawn: deeperforme: camdawn: Your eyes before looking deep into my eyes vs your eyes after hearing only the sound of my voice… Eyes? Really, the first thing that came to mind was eyes? I’m all about the puns.
queenofheartsonthesleeve: Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder .
ace-spacepup: eclipsebykimlipmp3: silly-slacker-person: jumpingjacktrash: m–ood: This is how far into the earth humans have dug so far. perspective This whole video gave me anxiety ^ Forgive the pun, but I really dig the music they chose for
what really makes this great is “This again?”
one of my favorite parts of making those SU countdown posts is thinking of a pun or some kind of play on the episode title for at least one of the posts
maliadoodles: This BURNIN’ hot babe is the best! XD
fireboxstudio: My PatreonTallon’s sticky situation, ran out of ammo so had to “blow” there way out. The puns are real!This image is a 30% scale for the full 4K and access 15 months of images from us for ũ HERELike the image please consider sharing
swimclubboys: officialwater: Sousuke has to shoulder the blame if they lose the relay. come now there’s no need to give a cold shoulder.
emir-dynamite: sharkchunks: iandsharman: notahoe: my type of public transportation “Why were you late in today?” “Oh, I got tied up on the subway…” I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5
kimblewick: hiddlebutt-cumberbooty: cheshirecat: flawlesstrueperfection: what the fuck kind of theme for nail polish is “germany” seriously have we really gone through every other idea in the world did you do it for the puns these aren’t even
brownngyal: imnonbinary: sleepnoi7es: Fat Joe need to lean all the way back into his own lane Is Fat Joe black? Cause he sure loves to use the n word but has not spoken up about black issues until now. So like he can kindly shut the fuck up. He
It’s sad, but I just figured out why this doesn’t work. The first (and second, and third, and–) time through, I figured that Sasha just had the bad luck to run into an aberrant that was unnaturally quick at healing. But the problem is
delearim: fine, maybe i made a comic based on a pun. fine, maybe i drew the first picture to justify said comic‘s existence. but i am weak for lesser dad stuff and i just imagined an au where lancer goes to kris and susie’s school for the first time
flowisaconstruct: lilacdaisy: suddenly-oranges: philosophere: luxxurioustaste: what the fuck.. screw this shit he totally nailed it no one is safe from the puns He drills down deep for the sake of his art.
starbuckarts: “Achievabowl”I forgot to ever post pictures of this, possibly because I didn’t like how the joystick on the logo came out. But the pun is too good to resist
equality-equation: Let’s keep in mind that reversing the hate doesn’t help anyone. Forgive the pun, but we have to be the “bigger” people here and go for equality, not superiority. Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, all races, all hair colors
renkris: didyougetmytext: the-vashta-nerada: i used to piss off my english teacher by making stupid csi puns every time a character died in hamlet like we got to the part where ophelia died and i borrowed a kid’s sunglasses and i was like “looks
donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs: deadlifts-and-donuts: Big things are happening in my life. I just bought lettuce for the first time in 9 months. Is this the tip of the iceberg? Lettuce pray for you.
askpun: The Pun Pony Project writing staff is currently churning through the over 140 questions they have received! The ones that they are able to produce into scripts wait in our production queue for an artist to reserve and produce them, then go into
de4ctivate: this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. THE PUN
ma-ka-ra: hiddlebutt-cumberbooty: cheshirecat: flawlesstrueperfection: what the fuck kind of theme for nail polish is “germany” seriously have we really gone through every other idea in the world did you do it for the puns these aren’t even
koolaidofthecosmos: my question is did disney come up with the movie and then the name or did someone just think of the pun “aristocats” and then design an entire movie after it
jennikeatts: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: “HOW DID I NOT GET THIS?!” I scream at the computer, then remember, I have never actually seen snow in my life so the pun flew over my head like a jet=propelled kangaroo… the australians strike again
koolaidofthecosmos:my question is did disney come up with the movie and then the name or did someone just think of the pun “aristocats” and then design an entire movie after it
jadethegemstoneart: cat-pun: SHE WAS A SK8R GRL, SHE SAID SEEYA LATER PEARL heres the speedpaint ↓ yaaaaasssss!
Had to actually resize this piece because it was so bit but I finished it! I’m really proud with how it came out :D
jen-iii: Everyone is doin Gemsona’s so I propose a new idea: Beachsonas! That’s right, yourself or a character that would be a Beach City citizen! Here’s me Jen, the manager at the ‘Bready for more? Bakery right here in Beach City! (PUNS
My storyboard project for school for the prompt ‘When fruits and vegetables go bad’The thing is, its up to you to decide on HOW they go bad. So I did aliens lmao. (ALSO, This is going to be edited in after effects thats why some panels are weird
quasi-normalcy:Discworld: come for the puns, stay for Terry Pratchett’s scalding hot moral indignation at all of the evils in the world.
askpun: Princess Celestia loves a good joke, but be careful! She has a thousand years of practice pulling her own pranks, and she’s got the royal authority to get away with… well… anything. This was the start of the greatest prank war ever! Artwork
