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UG having him some Crist-ass ;v (Its actually Cristice, but I was making a pun HEHEHEBHEKBKHEBKHELKJAL;KJAELKJBLKRFBLEH I’m funny)Both me and you knew this was gonna happen eventually :U@gag-me-and-spank-meStarting off the year right
thecurlyginger:mysharona1987:Oh my God.VOLDETORT.Hold on, best story ever:My friend’s wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard’s name is
decepticonsensual: adulthoodisokay: stuckylikeglue: beeishappy: LSSC | 2016.11.21 He is so DELIGHTED “They want to hire a part of me.” Everything about this, from Carrie’s viscerally presented and excellent point, to the pun, to the look on
corbeauxtube: Consider this a horny follower service announcement. I can’t be the only dude who’ll see this and think, “Hmm, I might give this a shot.” (Pun intended). Lemme know if ya do.
p2ndcumming: konelmyeverything: The YJ Orgy was totally Nightwing’s call. Horny little Dick he he. Get the pun? Vote 4 Pedro
konelmyeverything: The YJ Orgy was totally Nightwing’s call. Horny little Dick he he. Get the pun?
solcluster: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: the-pun-isher: kittycatcourtney: starfruittree: thecityofpawnee: This guy is the worst. Florida you’re not looking so good. And this is from someone who is from there. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME GET ME OUT
avelines-butt: i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products
amateurhouseofpoon: REBLOG! Amateur House of Poon! The House That Poon Built. As a guitar player, this strikes a special chord (couldn’t resist the pun) in my heart, but that seriously doesn’t look comfortable.
findchaos: It’s officially Fall, which means it’s time for my perennial favorite (ha!*) music video. *(That pun really only makes sense in context of the band. Yeah… … I’m gonna go now.)
Seriously, people? Can we stop with the 50 Shades of Grey puns? I feel naughty looking at my inbox!
Deer god. Oh the pun. Also, Princess Mononoke feels! A speed art a day keeps the artblock away!
Weaving aside the blatant implications, I must hand it to trigger for really nailing this episode. Two thumbs up. It was a real cut above the rest. Much applause is due.
Been a minute, but holy shit. The Flapjack/JoJo mashup drawing is my most popular post ever. I got myself a whole 2 followers through all of this, and a few of my older posts got some likes from it. Maybe one day we can get back over the 100 follower
Yet another instance of Amethyst going against the grain
Whoa… her gem changes shape and constricts like an actual eye! I don’t think I saw Eyeball’s gem changing, or Jasper’s moving in the way a nose would. Is this something unique to Emeralds? Or is she just temperamental and mercurial because
Wait a minute.“Wildcard”…. a card that can take the place of any other card.I JUST GOT IT
I don’t know why I felt I had to clothe a character who normally doesn’t wear clothes, but here’s Rough from the IDW Sonic comics, lol
ostolero: ostolero: I don’t see sans and toriel like a romantic way I see them like that gif of someone dropkicking the other with the caption like “when u see your best friend in public” or w/e (x)
daxdoodles:my friend asked me why the man is screaming but not the cow guess you can call it a plot hole
aestheticc-meme: Dick Tock back with the puns Check the whole thing out on Twitter
perisna: saucefactory: fuckyeahsterekfeels: You’ve got my vote for more of these two in the same scenes for Season 3. ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU GUYS HOW AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO SHIP STEREK AND HOBRIEN AFTER THIS? (AND THE ‘PUN INTENDED’ VIDEO?) i
themcnobody: What I do with my spare time, draw Papyrus in the Ponyo Loves meme that everyone is doing. Save Papyrus from the puns.
I’ve had my share of sweet-treat-thieves but this one takes the cake!
patrickat: leecario: kittenfossils: comcastkills: I literally can’t figure out what this means. i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me Doctor: you have the flu Me cocking my gun: like hell
siquia: tiny heichou can’t get down from the heichair
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace: I read the tweet, and then I read the username.
safyresky: rum: The reason aang and katara are great friends is because they started with a good ice breaker #the opening line to Sokka’s best man speech at their wedding
tlaquetzqui:arcshikisaybah:So, what actually happens is, Yuri says “chi wa chikara“, knowledge is power, and Anya hears “chiwawa chikara”, chihuahua power.This is where the localizer making up weird shit is justified: the pun simply doesn’t
onthesideoftheotters: oswinofoswald: captainslutdrop: krazykitsune: uncle-jessie: facebook does not appreciate me it’s okay we appreciate you here does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here??? Oh it took me a while oH
xanniesworld: fuckyeahwomenprotesting: burdened-with-glorious-puns: earth-oddity: 2000 was almost 14 years ago2000 was almost 14 years ago2000 was almost 14 years ago there are high schoolers who were born in the 2000s. I REPEAT: THERE ARE HIGH
jamescannotfly: nostopdasgay: everets: Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful holy shit Please tell me that was an intentional pun
chuckiy: chuckiy: chuckiy: I don’t think she’ll get my pun she didn’t The jig is up
zeeday: this is the greatest pun i have ever witnessed
princess-sassy-bottom: bless whoever writes the fish puns for animal crossing. may they live a long and happy life
dandalf-thegay:lizzythelezzy:dad nailed it I’d planned on reblogging this anyway but that pun really sealed the deal
trabelsino: explodingdragons:michaelceraofpain: ITS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPY WITH THE EEVEELUTIONS IT’S A GOLDEN RETREEVEE. Stop it with the puns!
advanced-procrastination: earlploddington: freshest-tittymilk: prime89: nightinngales: bruh… Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye. SHUT UP. 13 years Y'all are gonna flip
schaddenfreude: circumcisions: why doesn’t ellen give stuff away like oprah and call the segment ellen de generous like wtf Why didn’t Oprah call the segment “Oprah win-free shit”?
deliveryxiao: frostyninja21: zx-123: The Dark Knight Rises(at a locked 30fps) THE PUN HAS FINALLY BEEN FULFILLED OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD my kind of rising :)
deliveryxiao: frostyninja21: zx-123: The Dark Knight Rises(at a locked 30fps) THE PUN HAS FINALLY BEEN FULFILLED OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD
slimmerthanyou: cubbyhaus: I’ve never done a Tummy Tuesday post before. Forgive the pun, but I’ve never had the guts. Omg you’re super handsome, and your belly is super gorgeous! It’s decided; it is now mandatory for you to do more Tummy
growingmygut: cubbyhaus: I’ve never done a Tummy Tuesday post before. Forgive the pun, but I’ve never had the guts. Its safe to say youve developed plenty of guts :)
everywitchway: marvel: so the only two white actors in black panther are martin freeman, who played bilbo baggins, and andy serkis, who played gollum. so I guess that means…they’re the Tolkien white guys. I literally screamed Ha.
justbadpuns: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It’s not hard.. Ha.
Almost came home with the Grammy. Next year, bringin home three for the family.
calivy: I have TONS of messages that I’ll get back to either later tonight or tomorrow - but in the meantime, I’ve had sooo many booby sets and my booty lovers have been kinda bummed…pardon the pun. 😏 Here’s my Fat-Ass Friday set. 😮🍑
pleatedjeans: Guy Creates Food Pun for Every State in the Union
fromthedeskofmayormare: OOC: So, I was talking with the Pun Pony Project, who suggested that I used a font that worked better on screen, so I’m trying out a bunch of different fonts, to see if I can find one I like better. The one I’m using here
prettigraffiti: Sorry for the blah background. Lazy per usual. Big thanks to for the puns xD(P.S. commissions are open!) >w<!
askpun: Poor Rarity, at least her mascara covers up if she accidentally facehoofs too hard! Artwork by RuffuScript #1286 Join The Pun Pony Project, because watching the project manager having a meltdown is hilarious! >w<!
stopthatimp: that-alpha-booty: Tumblr doesn’t appreciate Buffy enough painstakingly thought out puns
girldoesnothing: tonidorsay: I travel the world for the perfect tea Everybody’s looking for Darjeeling Some of them want to infuse you Some of them want to be infused by you
cathyonwheels: monobeartheater: arcticmowsy: aerostarmonk: The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house. oh my god i just do not understand this post what even This post makes
squidgybuttblog: dragonlordoferebor: was-that-a-pun: benedictsbanana: leonawriter: skinnysanity: The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one. #’I NEED AN ADULT’ #’SHIT I AM AN ADULT’ #’I NEED AN
sugaricingcookies: studyable: Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type “O” blood. I guess you could call it a typo. I’m
