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“Are you Anderson’s fake Jack the Ripper? Because I want to bone you.”
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about how much my ass wants your cock.”
I’m not going to apologize for the crappy pun
Harley Quinn and The Punisher - The SpankisherHarley getting those puns delivered :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Here’s the next segment of our Cameraman series…our friend was a real pro! He knew how to get close for some of the best shots, and although he said it was hard to concentrate (pardon the pun), he did a great job at taking pics and running the
First Of The Year I’m back after a short Christmas-New Year break. Here’s the first drawing of the year (I’m incredibly sorry for this awful Equinox pun, but I’ve been waiting whole year to make it), well, speed art in fact. I
Meet Prince Peter (voiced by Kieran Culkin from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.) He’s horrible, or really good…at puns, depends on how you look at it. Watch the modern medieval tale, Long Live The Royals, starting next week!
Team Yume’s Dramatis Lectio: “The Great Purple Unicorn Troll: Ultimate Edition” Worst episode of “How I Met Your Mother” ever! Read the original story: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/99439/the-great-purple-unicorn-troll-ultimate-edition
There is a lot of butthurt (pun intended) going around about the use of the term ‘pegging’ to describe strap-on sex between a man and woman. I saw this comment, posted anonymously, in response to criticism of the use of the term pegging
explainingthejoke: zhanael: flavoracle: I’m dead. Of all the posts on this forsaken site, this is the one that killed me. Where’s the lie, though? The image reads: A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.
221bitssmallerontheoutside: my-caliginous-romance: abaddonien: WAIT IT’S FRIDAY THE 13th IN DECEMBER one might say it’s the nightmare before christmas YOU GET THE FUCK IN HERE WITH YOUR CLEVER PUNS AND SHIT
wafflesforstephanie: bringbacklianharper: the-lron-butt: babyminaj: My favorite Oscar of the night bitch please make room for the Grammys Tumblr was invented just for this pun. I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.
#PUNDAY DOWNLOAD HERE 1 The Rain And The Sun (01:50)2 The Nicest (02:14)3 Brave In The Heart feat. Fat Joe, Triple Seis, Prospect (03:53)4 Whatcha Gon Do (02:49)5 My World (02:54)6 You Ain’t A Killa (04:03)7 Rhyme 4 Rhyme feat. Cormega (01:37)8
Big Pun Hip-Hop Quotable - TATS Cru (2001)
Promoter buggin screamin, “Who the fuck invited Pun?”
datcatwhatcameback: rarityloveeverpony: insane-pinkie-pie: Oh the puns I had to chuckle at that Sexiest pun of my life. >w<!
itsstuckyinmyhead: Tumblr and Puns Ah the punnery~
askshenhibiki:I’ve had this pun in mind for a while… unfortunately, only works in spanish XD x3 Obviously I don’t get the pun, but ish kinda funny/cute anyway :D
scaliefox: toytowns: holy fuck I can’t believe someone wrote that entire setup and drew this entire comic just to make that visual pun. It deserves a place in the pun hall of fame.
tree puns in the first golden sun game are what keep me going
patrickkingart: I really love how Stjepan Sejic draws Wonder Woman (more here)
slasher9485:alcheminty: hodge-podge-cosplay:vodka-and-flower-crowns: kingofthecasuals!!!! It made it to the dashs!! GO D DAMMIT THIS TOOK ME 2 YEARS TO UNDERSTAND THIS WHAT THE F- Someone please tell me the joke The coke says ‘legend’,
Hold onto your puns, guys, I need to go eat. Or, y’know, send them and I’ll respond when I get back
Get ready, only 15 minutes left until Steven Universe pops “The Question!”
danieljlayton: mattsmith-mydoctor-myhero: zombienationxo: I love puns. For a second I thought the pun was Lincoin. Bill Posters. Just Bill Posters.
paluumin: “is your last name katsuki? because yuuri-lly hot”if you’ve been around long enough to witness this drawing along with the pun, thanks 😂 because I added another pun this year <3SPEEDPAINT
deluxetoaster: sonsofsauron: deluxetoaster: where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from From inside ourselves. fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite
youjustgotunfollowed: this is one of the best puns i have ever seen
gauntletqueen:badsciencejokes:Love the puns from Pun Hub Allow me to add my favorite
abchannahxyz: tastefullyoffensive: After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine] This is single handedly the best fucking pun
🎼My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet. Do you wana duet with me?🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺 📸Yuni #music #puns #trumpet #jokes #toomanyjokes #graduation #gradphotos #bandgeek (at Aldrich Park)
scaliefox: toytowns: holy fuck I can’t believe someone wrote that entire setup and drew this entire comic just to make that visual pun. It deserves a place in the pun hall of fame. Suzie Mae is one thicc bih…
orphyis-art: Sans is great at puns and all, but we all know Papyrus is the Pun master… (forgive me)
badsciencejokes:Love the puns from Pun Hub
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: wontonssoup: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: how can you go through life not enjoying or using puns like where’s the pun in that I don’t find this post very punny i don’t think i asked for your opunion
misscherry: meowlingquimm: butts-disease: johnisdollywood: I’m gonna throw my computer in the trash. god fucking dammit this is the gratest comic on the internet. you can all go home this is so stupid why am I laughing
kneesntoews: you know more people might enjoy Shakespeare if you taught them about the dick jokes and encouraged them to laugh at the jokes and understand the puns and the sex jokes and to treat the comedies like the ridiculous soap operas they are
foxflightstudios: The seventh “weapon” in the Orientation Armory–CAST IRON PAN! This one goes out to every single message I got from a pan person jokingly asking if the pan weapon was going to be a pan. There were many. The puns were too good to
barricadefairytales: loveprideanddeepfriedchicken: I think I’ll try defining gravity THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW
night-wiggity-wing: barricadefairytales: loveprideanddeepfriedchicken: I think I’ll try defining gravity THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW IDINA PLZ
just-a-little-stump: trauntwave: a transgender person has a child they are now transparent I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun
prettyoddasnineintheafternoon: Anyone: So which one of you cooks and which one of you- Lesbians, ready to make the pun of their lives, the rainbow spotlight from Sappho herself coming down to shine on them as they speak in unison like the twins from The
wintermoth: determinedtomato: sucymemebabaran: coolthingoftheday: The moon passed between NASA’s Deep Space Climate Observatory and the Earth, allowing the satellite to capture this rare image of the moon’s far side in full sunlight. As
acetarisborn:Okaaaaaaaay, I’m doing this.So, this is my entry for the #spaceeggs contest from @moringmark. Allow me to introduce the safest and the only artifact which idea came from a pun I’ve ever made, the Eggception! (Get it? Like the
blazichu: I absolutely was not kidding about the similarities between ‘I’m the Bad Guy’ and ‘Let the Pun Fit the Crime’.
morgana-lugosi: Dragonheart, it’s my 1st dragon movie i saw in the 90’s and the best ever dragon movie i have seen No matter how much i see the movie; I end up crying at the end meh!
Ok so, because I am weak I am searching through the RWBY tag for spoilers One of them was that Yang supposedly makes a pun I NEED THAT DAMN PRODUCTION DIARY NOW
a-ravvy:I would jus like to take a minute to say I hate jen-iii and her goddamn puns especially when they were ones I wanted to make. B)
elasticitymudflap: steven and greg pausing to ‘AYYYYYYYYYY’ for like a full five minutes after a bad pun was the most relatable content i can think of
finally finished those shirt designs I mentioned wohoo regular BIll and the human version were p much at a tie in the votes so I drew both lmaoyou can get the first here and second heree on s6!
I had the best ice pun to tell you…Problem is, it slipped my mind.
darthfranny: Found it … I’d watch the SHIT out of that (he)haww, those puns… gosh <3 This is kinda amazing. I choose you…nicorn
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