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“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I love a shaved pussy… and I’m not talking about Sekhmet.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“We should go clubbing together. And I don’t mean going to the Diogenes Club.”
“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”
“Take me up against the Reichenbach Wall.”
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’ of my own too.”
“I would let you stop my cab even if I wasn’t the serial killer you were looking for.”
“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but me wearing nothing at all is a must-see.”
“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like to lick.”
“I’m such an animal in the bedroom, you’re gonna mistake me for a Baskerville experiment.â€
“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.â€
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me off.â€
“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.â€
“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next door… I won’t be speedy.â€Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has waited for Sebastian Moran.â€
“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.â€
“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral nervous system.â€
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.â€
“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal matter’ I’d like to write to you about.â€
“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing I have that’s ribbed.â€
“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.â€
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.â€
“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put my lips around you.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“If you can always tell a good Chinese by examining the bottom third of the door handle, then what can we tell by examining your knob?â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send an entire press conference the same text message.â€
“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.â€
“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson needs herbal soothers for.â€
“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of having: A lover.â€
“I want to experiment with you… and I don’t mean in the Baskerville kind of way.â€
“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to be my queen?â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps experiments in it. Shall I take you out to dinner instead?â€
“Will you be the microwave to my eyeballs? I want to be inside you.â€
“I’m gonna need something bigger than Appledore to store all the reasons why I love you.â€
“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult than getting Sherlock to follow the rules of Cluedo.â€
“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
