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“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re the ones in your eyes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t the only thing howling.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size of my cock.”
“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you use the proper, high-pitched tone of voice when saying “Like a fairy!”
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“Minds aren’t the only thing I’m good at fucking.”
“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.
“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until you see the bone in my pants.”
“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”
Accidental headcanon: The Holmes brothers are closet Rihanna fans.
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”
“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d much rather play with your balls.”
“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s father?”
“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave the flat for you.”
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking– and I’m not talking about playing the violin.” Inspired by this (source unknown).
“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland Yard didn’t pitch in.”
John “Three Continents” Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations: Music-loving and horny.”
“I’d say I love you, but then I’d have to kill you.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“Do you want to see what else I could present for your pleasure?” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number, would you like mine instead?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t tell you to slow down.”
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”
“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but you brighten up my world.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.” Submitted by gloveonafoot.
“Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice the state of your knees…” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.”
“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”
Your admin ran out of photoset ideas for this week, so here’s the Random Sexy Extra from The Blind Banker 10 times.
“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only thing I want to see.” Submitted by unicorn-enthusiast.
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“I always choose the right pill… Tonight I think it’ll be the Little Blue Pill.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.â€
“Lady Carmichael isn’t the only highly intelligent woman of rare perception I see here.â€
“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.â€
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about how much my ass wants your cock.”
Now you can get tan lines for your G3F too! DS4 has features that you might not know … now you will meet the GEOMETRY SHELL power. Designed to be UV mapping and character independent, “TANLINE for G3F” will add that important details
My sissy tan line, I feel the most sissy tan line is a thong tan line!There’s no hiding that. Now shake it, you big booty bitch!
hitmeharrder: These range in difficulty. The lighter one: Difficulty = Hard. It’s lined but with some room inside, harder when the hole is at the back. Has a handle. Blackout lining. The black one is small, double lined, difficulty = extreme. No
cummbunny: tan lines are killing me Don’t worry about your tan lines bunny most guys love tan lines myself included ;). I’ve just got to say this is an amazing picture the only way this could be better is if your cute face was also in the
satisfactoryfrustration: There’s no better sensation than crossing a line for the first time… My sister loved crossing line, teasing our relationship to our parents. From condoms all the time, to condoms only on risky days, we crossed the line
cumtomeluhan:LISTEN TO MECHINA LINE FUCKING SLAYED THIS COMEBACK DO NOT SLEEP ON THE WORK THEY’VE DONE AND THE SHIT THEY’VE GONE THROUGH TAO BECAME THE MAIN RAPPER AND FUCKING PIERCED MY HEART WITH HOW MUCH HE’S GROWN ESPECIALLY WHEN HE’S HAVING
thebabbagepatch: fearofpop: A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line
fearofpop: A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist
ibong-adarna: Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line “I will just wait here”, when in fact this line was not originally scripted. James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it. Troll Leo is the best
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