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“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you bring the bust.”
“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”
“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.”
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing side.”
“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough of you.”
“I would give you the good pill every time.”
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let me inspect the work of art in your pants?”
“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’? You must be my division.”
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve got to admit that’s sexier.”
“Forget outliving four people– let me show you the most fun you can have with or without an aneurysm.”
“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant available to the English language.”
“Face the other way. You’re getting me off.”
“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed, and on the couch, and on the table, and against the wall…” Submitted by anonymous.
“A Black Lotus flower isn’t the only thing I can put in your mouth.”
“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us.”
“If you give me your heart, I promise I won’t put it in the fridge.”
“I may not be strictly speaking on the drugs squad, but I’m very keen… on you.”
“The only looks I want to be clueing for are yours.”
“I’ll tell you what the H stands for.”
“Can our sign be the sign of threesome?”
“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was born with.”
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking about the Fawkes effigy.”
“Forget the H– let’s talk about the D.”
“You’re my popular choice at the moment, dear.”
“My left hat bobble isn’t the only thing I’d like to chew on.”
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on my face.”
“I’d let you make me wear the hat.”
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock has.”
“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime scene.’”
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the only reason I’m glad your engagement’s over.”
“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”
“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t let my brother turn straight.”
“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position… and I’m not talking about being on the treadmill.”
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend to know each other and it’s over when one of them’s dead… No, I’m not talking about murder.”
“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.”
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy for.”
“Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and break into the crown jewels with you.”
“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
“Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.”
“Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?”
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.”
“Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.”
“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water.” [ LiveJournal / FanFiction.net / AO3 ]
“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.”
“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you fake your death, you should jump into my bed.”
“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t the only thing I’ll let you in on.”
“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines… More pick-up lines, that is.â€(This one got a bit meta, haha.)
I always loved the font of the title, but I never knew why. Possibly the lines through both the S and the H? The line in the S is a leukotome (an instrument used to perform lobotomies) and the line in the H is a samurai sword.
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