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“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”
“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you. You should see my purple shirt.” Submitted by Emily (no username).
“Will you be the Sher-key to my Sher-lock?”
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?” (Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently
“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?” Submitted by anonymous.
“When I tried to deduce you, the floating text turned into erotica.”
“Science of Deduction? Wouldn’t you rather hear about the Science of Seduction?” Submitted by thesaphiragirl.
“I’ll tease you more than Arwel Wyn Jones.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“You are the grape of my eye. Apples are boring.” Submitted by bandofbaskets.
“The Sign of 3? I prefer the Sign of <3”
“I’m no Herr Trepoff; the only thing I’m guilty of is loving you.”
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating me to know that you love me the most.”
“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of TVs just because you missed me.”
“An east wind isn’t the only thing that’s coming.”
“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy.”
“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d like a taste of you.”
“Come with me and your teapot collection won’t be the only thing getting wet.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.
“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.”
“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face.”
“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”
“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious? I believe that makes you the man of my dreams.”
“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not because of my sweating condition.”
“I’d have another row with the chip and PIN machine for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only way to get inside of me.”
“The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t met me… I’m excellent at giving head.”
“I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.”
“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.”
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”
“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.”
“I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.”
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
“Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?” Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.”
“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.”
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.”
“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”
“If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just wait until you see my dick.”
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”
“The thought of being without you scares me more than a Baskerville Hound.”
“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”
“You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as Jennifer Wilson’s wardrobe.”
“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me orgasm.”
“You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”
“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old fashioned sexy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be a pretty good father to my children.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.
