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Monday MorningsBeep, beep! Emily groggily slammed her hand onto her alarm clock. It read ‘7:30, Mon’, which meant the start of another week of college for the nineteen-year-old freshman.Still half asleep, Emily instinctively reached down and grasped
mostlyodourless: Monday MorningsBeep, beep! Emily groggily slammed her hand onto her alarm clock. It read ‘7:30, Mon’, which meant the start of another week of college for the nineteen-year-old freshman.Still half asleep, Emily instinctively reached
sadgalriri: reblog this and put in the tags how long it takes to do ur makeup
besturlonhere: look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes
Once a week I return to my alma mater to practice piano and to attend a rehearsal I go into the practice wings just now and half the rooms are empty except for a stand It’s a piano apocalypse the likes I haven’t seen since my underclassman
panslabyrinth: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I’m half crazy all for the love of you. It won’t be a stylish marriage, I can’t afford a carriage. But you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two. 2001: A Space Odyssey
princess-omo: Live holdOk so now is the start of the hold. I’m at a 2/10 rn but I got water and games so hopefully it won’t take long ;). Send any challenges into my ask box. Decided to play Minecraft and I’m a bottle and a half of water in.
vextape:tuesdayvond:This is Vex. She is all of the wonderful things and beautiful flowers.Join GodsGirls for half off to see the rest of her sets and a shit load more women whom are also beautiful flowers. Hi it me.
smallworldofbigal: d0s-cadenaz: shfifty-five-en-half: The cast of The Princess Bride 25 years later. Entertainment Weekly Andre Roussimoff :( god damn it that picture of Andre gets me every time
theilliterateironman:sketiana:mossy-cap:sketiana:googles gonna come out with gO2gle, fresh oxygen tanks at the price of 34 dollars per half a liter, and pay for memes to be made about it like airpods were, and then the rich kids will buy them and it will
nudityandnerdery:vacuously-true:Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven’t told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn’t know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.
idiealotdontworry:fatfox142:It’s actually really messed up of the AAP to issue such a controversial guideline when almost half of the family physicians and pediatricians participating in an American study stated that they would never refer an obese
herdirtylittleheart: Sometimes I feel like my life is made up of loose ends and scattered efforts. Strings left half braided and blowing wildly in the wind. I wonder about the kinds of people who have it all under control, with their smooth sailing ships
When my younger sister moved in with me, I offered to give her a break on the rent if she agreed to follow my dress code.“What’s that,” she asked.“Well, it’s quite simple. Only one layer of clothing per half of your body while you’re in the
jessielavorre: Being a half-blood is dangerous. It’s scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful nasty ways.
fyeahmovies: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I’m half crazy all for the love of you. It won’t be a stylish marriage, I can’t afford a carriage. But you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
classicfilmblr:“Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I’m half crazy all for the love of you. It won’t be a stylish marriage, I can’t afford a carriage. But you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.” – 2001: A Space
cubedcoconut: Click here for full NSFW pic! This is my part of an trade art with the awesome and talented @somethingrelatedtothisguy who requested some Pearl & Lapis. Here’s somethingrealtedtothisguy’s half of the trade! Check it out! @slbtumblng
likasashes: puscyiffer: remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it
shittyhorsey: Mass Effect Debauchery: Chapter 13 1920 x 1080 renders here The last half of this is recycled but I still think it is one of the funniest I’ve ever done.
two-shades-of-madness: Boisterous in the Barracks My half of the trade with @xileel, hope you dig it yo! 4K
happychuckmas: when people are prejudice but you can’t call them out on it because half this stupid website agrees with their narrow-minded drivel. it’s okay to want to ‘fight your cause’ or what the fuck ever, but seriously, you
mylittlechangeling:Getting back into the groove of doing art again! (It’s been a stressing half-a-year for personal motivation) So what better what than to have a Drink & Draw with friends! This is some of the results while drinking with some lovely
pirrips: Season 1 to 9 ¬ Morgan“You know, we forget half of what they teach us in school, but when it comes to the torment and the people who inflicted it, we’ve all got an elephant’s memory.”
krwawnik: karuna-tan: Laugh yourselves silly. I heard “:c” has been a hot tourist destination lately, almost reaching the popularity of BORAT’s wonderful landscapes. :’) It made me laugh a ton when I noticed that over half of the people didn’t
boobgrowth: You get into the bath and you do as you always do - you grab your huge floating tits in your hands and start to knead and grope them. It’s hard to believe that just two years ago, your chest was half the size it was today. NBE had done
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Hey Artie! It seems like new opening is confirmed for this Stevenbomb?http://oathkeeper-of-tarth.tumblr.com/post/121606304684/steven-universe-creator-on-growing-up-gender oh snap. Although the article also says its the ‘second half of season 2′,
I picked up my headphones and the bit of plastic that allows the left earpiece to swivel just… snapped in half. It still works fine, it just doesn’t stay in place (not an issue when its on my ears anyway), I’m just wondering where my sudden
mybarricades: Lorenzo Chiesa; Lacan with ArtaudThe multiple theoretical overlappings between Artaud and Lacan are marked by the silent eloquence of a bio-graphical half-saying. It is possible to locate only a single place in the entire corpus of Lacan’s
I just shaved my legs and chest for the first time in about a year and a half or 2 and feels good! I don’t shave it smooth, I just take the bulk/thickness off of it because bad ingrown hairs but I feel so much lighter!
wittyfelicity: “For Felicity it really becomes a difficult choice between these two men who are both in love with her, who in a way she has strong feelings for,” teased executive producer Andrew Kreisberg. “A lot of the back half of the year is
inmyivystance: chescaleigh: She Tattooed Half Her Face And You’d Never Know It. Her Skills Are Just That Good.Meet Samira Omar. The 17-year-old was the victim of a horrific bullying incident. A group of girls threw boiling water on her, leaving her
feng-huang: elisaur: guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS
pretzel-the-hognose: Pretzel spent half of his birthday trying to understand the concept of wrapping paper. He failed. But it was very cute.
chibitoaster: SWEET MOTHER OF PORN! It’s finally finished. Whew. What with battling anatomy and inking for near two and a half hours, it’s finally done! Yeah, I don’t know about the setting. They probably don’t care. Mattress on the floor is
Kids are cute.. I got home half an hour ago and my neighbors daughter was excited to show me some deer antlers she had found, of course I asked how she lost the rest of the skull lol. So bleaching it for her now :)
redyarns:methargicismm:My friend said “the typewriter is urs if u can fix it”and after about an hour and a half of tinkering, i finally did it, and this was the first thing i made and sent to himAKDKWKXKSKKSKDKW
artsyacademic:Oh hey guess who’s all caught up on Amagi Brilliant Park It’s like 2 am but it was worth it Also I’m obsessed with this dumb anime triceratops look at this cutie Sorry for the quality of half these pics but I’m desperate
i’ve been stuck at the pokemon league for hell knows how long with the shittiest team and i want to just let my pokemon faint but fuck i already made it this far with four but pokemon, only two of which are at least half decent but i can’t
natthelich: Sugar-loving goth girl <3(and better half of the Anarchy sisters)(the anime is Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt btw, if you haven’t seen it, give it a shot)
[Gideon] half-expected bone wards to yank both her arms from their sockets, but there was nothing. There was no guard. There was nothing to have ever stopped her doing this. This drove her demented, for some reason.There are very simple
lagonegirl: It would be great for lesbians. They could actually legitimately have kids. And that’s pretty awesome. #LGBTQ The genes in your gametes are all different combinations of half of your genes. That’s why siblings from the same two parents
#see that reaction? #that’s what psychotic irrational consuming complete co-dependence looks like #that’s what it looks like when the other half of your soul #the boy who’s name is carved on your heart #is killed in front of you
satanicspacecat:chescaleigh:She Tattooed Half Her Face And You’d Never Know It. Her Skills Are Just That Good.Meet Samira Omar.The 17-year-old was the victim of a horrific bullying incident. A group of girls threw boiling water on her, leaving her badly
cum-loving-kitten: AHHHHH!!!!!! Can I make 300 by the end of the week??? I never thought my blog would me half as popular as it is now :D :D :DGrinning and blushing so hard right now, I love every single one of you amazing people!!! If you haven’t
cum-loving-kitten: undercover-hussy: cum-loving-kitten: AHHHHH!!!!!! Can I make 300 by the end of the week??? I never thought my blog would me half as popular as it is now :D :D :DGrinning and blushing so hard right now, I love every single one of
kaixiniee: arthurs—arse: alfred-f-jones: i still think my favorite part of the whole manga is Neither did the titan since it only ate half of him. Oh my god
inmyivystance:chescaleigh:She Tattooed Half Her Face And You’d Never Know It. Her Skills Are Just That Good.Meet Samira Omar. The 17-year-old was the victim of a horrific bullying incident. A group of girls threw boiling water on her, leaving her badly
mynightwing: I had been obsessed with my brothers dick for about a month and a half. I dreamt about it day and night, wanting to see it, feel it, but also just see a guy cum. I woke up fingering myself to the thought of him, but when I woke up, he
biggestboobguns: Her boobs had grown in first, so she had already replaced all of the tops that no longer fit her massive rack. Recently, however, the bottom half of her hourglass had started to grow in. It seemed like ever day her hips were a little