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Your boss always comes into work about an hour and a half later than you. You always just assumed it’s a perk of being one of the higher ups. The reality is it’s because he usually wants to say good morning to your wife first.
“BURLESQUE…AS YOU LIKE IT!” The HEADS and TAILS sides of a promotional token (about the size of a half-dollar) from the ‘Colony Club’ in Gardena, California.. Patrons could collect and use these coins as a form of payment at the nightclub..
mapsontheweb: Map of Saint Helena, a remote British Territory in the southern half of the Atlantic Ocean. It is primarily known for being the location of Napoleon’s exile.
Japan’s population is less than half that of the USA, yet it produces twice as many adult movies as The States. It’s been claimed that 14 full-length JAV movies are churned out daily and with a slew of flicks catering to every fetish imaginable,
inthedarkcornersofmymind: fat-birds: It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’) HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT
Woke up the better half by putting my adorable little king of bunny-hell on the bed on top of her this morning after her night shift. She took this picture and said it was the cutest wake up :)
onthekneesnow: The small one is for making love, and emotional bonding. It’s the one you use when you get the urge to fuck him in the middle of the night, roll him over while he’s still half asleep, and just take his sweet ass with it. That kind
archiemcphee: In an episode of The Simpsons entitled “Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?” (Season 2, Episode 15), at the request of his newly-discovered half-brother Herb, Homer designs a new car: “The Homer.” It’s the car of Homer’s dreams, a car
w300 replied to your post: i”M GONNA EAT IT AND BE HAPPY ORANGES … What kind of orange is that even?? It’s half the size of your face wtf the very not organic kind
Testosterone Cypionate is the longest-estered testosterone available today. It has a half-life in the body of 15 to 16 days and is found as injectable oil. Because it reacts in the body for so long, it can cause more water retention than other anabolic
inkyopolis: managed to set aside some time this week and got chapter 6 of Heatwave done. this is also now easily the longest thing i’ve ever written, and i think i’m just over half way done with it. i think chapter 7 should be the last part of ‘act
maxtaroisheretoo:Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero is a show that’s trying its hardest to get your attention. It put itself on the cover of the Animation Magazine, it’s been talked about on various sites likely to report it and it’s been through six half-hour
followmyid: This is the kind of deliciously disgusting freak I need in my life. Cause I’m with all types of shits. And good head isn’t the way to my heart but it definitely gets you great direction. I am tired of all the “half weight” dick suckers
alexinspankingland: Maddy Marks, me and Harley Havik on halloween. It started with Siq spanking Maddy, but I quickly got conscripted to take half of the spankings when it became clear that they weren’t ending any time soon. Then it became a game of
stannisbaratheon:‘Bong [Joon-ho] says he chose this kind of home, not uncommon in his native South Korea, for them because it is realistic, but also because “it really reflects the psyche of the Kim family. … You’re still half overground, so there’s
spaceplasma: What Makes Diamond Sparkle? Light normally travels at 186,000 miles per second, but diamond is so dense that it slows light to less than half that speed. It also, of course, refracts light into all the colors of the rainbow. What else does
oze-jp: This picture drawn in December of the last year. The gym suit of the elementary school of Japan.It was changed to the half underwear now. 要はブルマだ。 owo Cute.
ask-trixie-from-trixie-vs: And here it is, the final part of this year’s ‘Trixie Vs.’ Christmas special. It would have been longer, but I had to cut out half of my script to get it out in time for Christmas. But I’m hoping to make a quick mock
mycroftrh: vanishedschism: wastingyourgum: dotterelly: thefabulousweirdtrotters: statue of King Arthur on the top of Tintagel cliffs I love this, in a beautiful way it’s only half there and kinda ethereal, which is as it should be since the legends
babrahamlincoln replied to your post: APPARENTLY NO ONE CLEANED OUT THE LINT IN OUR… PLZ DO IT OR IT WILL START A FIRE Tori filled up almost half of a small garbage can with lint and she reached in and got a handful of lint from underneath it.
kitaokaapologist: So it’s Trans Visibility Day.I debated whether or not I wanted to post because I’m sort of…half in the closet and not in the closet. But I think I feel up to it.My name is Julian and I go by either Jules or Jay. I’ve been on
finnglas: agardenandlibrary: mememic-bry: m0nster-c00kie: scofflawsins: ‘pop’ is pretty heinous but like, I’ll accept it, yknow? it’s just the other half of ‘soda-pop,’ like how ‘cab’ and ‘taxi’ are the two halves of ‘taxicab.’
Oh, another reason I think the clip of Steven summoning his shield is from “Ocean Gem” is because it looks like Greg is injured (and Steven has to protect him, enabling him to summon his shield) and the first episode of the second half of
Only a half an hour to go until the premiere of the first two of the last 10 episodes of Steven Universe: Future. Oh boy, is it possible to be hyped and scared and sad and excited all at the same time?
I’m so confused. After a year and a half on tumblr I finally found the source of the pics I considered my all time favorite tumblr dick. It’s overwhelming, like meeting your idol, and on top of it he’s straight. Even though I thought
khralzar: 2nd wip for Shades of Elysium character creator, it’s only available for our patrons at the moment.This is just to show what we have been working on so far so if you’re not fond of half-assed work, then it is recommended to wait until we
littlevelvette: marketplace: “EIIGY QEE POCR CII = FUCK OFF” - all you need to do is connect the dots! Get it HERE. the shirt has two sets of dots and when you connect the dots by making a small fold in the shirt up the bottom half of the
eljackinton: The worst part is that I could be playing DA:I right now, it’s not like I don’t have the money for it, but I’d rather wait for Christmas. Have it be part of that Christmas magic, you know. But It means I have to wait four and a half
curuni: Write a secret wish on a fallen leaf. Fold the leaf in half, or roll it up, and seal it with a kiss. Using the flame of a white candle, set the leaf on fire. As it burns, visualize your wish coming true. 🍁 Instagram.com/spookyjaye 🍁
I lost my train of thought with where I was with my Gideon the Ninth liveblog (“liveblog”), and now all I can remember is the posts I want to make that involve way too much actual thinking.…Anyone have a section of the book they want me to
I failed at finding a larger version of this for now, but I was right when I guessed that it was Jean’s arm on the left half of the clear file! Again, this comes with the October issue of Bessatsu Shonen!
xxdodox3: Rivamika Week 5, Day 4 SWEETI once saw this picture of the both of them smiling and I died. Cuz when they smile it’s so sweet i think i’m so hilarious haha T-T Semi-gave up half way but it’s okay (I have ruined the RM fandom with this
nightmare-inducing-cake: After half a month of work my Ultron art is finally complete. I’m so happy it came out almost exactly the way I wanted it too. Anyway this picture is suppose to be taking place right after Ultron get’s his first body of his
This is an hour and a half of pure buttfucking and creampies. It starts each scene just moments before the cum shot, and the film begins with a cute ginger getting slammed until he sprays his own load on his chest. The top scoops it up and uses it for
fishingboatproceeds: slavin: Half Of The United States Lives In These Counties I’m surprised it’s not much more? 82% of Americans live in or near urban areas, which “leaves vast expanses of the country nearly uninhabited,” to quote the surprisingly
reannmallari: beastizzle: deniseannpatricia: mikofelipe27: Hi Tumblr! :) :D So many people have the In4mation x Hi shit.. I bet half of the people that rock it in the Mainland don’t know what it stands for.. ew , it’s miko .
abeardedboy: put up about half of the underwear noblueballs sent me on the pigeon wire guarding my patio last night and slapped on a pair of briefs (part of the ones he sent too) i felt would be fitting… since it does feel like christmas
househunting: 趣,900/5 br 3400 sq ft Minneapolis, MN It looks like it started out as Arts and Crafts with some Gothic Revival elements. One one side of the front exterior you’ve got some trim that echos a faux half-timbered style and on the other
I was upset at first at the big/lineage I got because it wasn’t the one I had been dreaming of, but I now think this is the one I was meant to be in, and that it was the complete right fit. Lineage “linner” Thursday and prob have my
mrcraabs: i woke up in the middle of the night because i thought of a text post so i drafted it half asleep and all it says is ‘scooby doo 25 to life’ I DONT UNDERSTAND MYSELF
mishasminions: I knew it was coming, I knew it was due, but I’ve been watching this show since it started, spent more than half of my life invested in these characters, and the actors who played them, so letting go feels like losing a part of me.Thanks
iamaslumberbatch: martincrieff: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson: …thought it was a gif she said… it is now… not sorry I can’t breathe but I’m still not sorry It may be my chrome, but only the bottom half of the gif is moving and it’s hilarious
thoughts-of-an-x-factor: trilllizard666: batter-sempai: bunjywunjy: *salesman voice* it’s a good, reliable car, but it curls into a ball when startled so watch out You swing the door open without looking and get the lower half of your body impaled
transpromptis: this is one of my favourite photos bc it’s like…so Real? prompto’s big ol out-of-focus face mid-laugh, gladio blocking half of noct’s face with a peace sign, nobody is looking at the actual fucking camera…..call me gay but it
nakeddoors:Suddenly, he realized, in the haze of this slippery massage session’s surrender, that it was the masseur who would be having the happy ending… deep inside of his completely relaxed, half-conscious, bared form.But the feel of this warmly-lubed
qatu: i woke up in the middle of the night because i thought of a text post so i drafted it half asleep and all it says is ‘scooby doo 25 to life’ I DONT UNDERSTAND MYSELF
ginger2385: This doesn’t apply (I’m hoping) to at least half of those who follow me or I follow…but I mean…where I live…it’s full of these “manly” ladies who can’t change a tire… Lol yea fuckers ruining it for the rest of us