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The girl of next door has all the composure one can imagine. Whip her, she is stone cold. Fuck her with a dildo, she yawns. Hang her up, she acts like it’s not her business at all. It takes half day to finally find out what gets her.
The first of my Temecula series! It’s about half way done now.
I got the raddest thing in the mail today from calcifie & the-maan <3 I cant even begin to tell you how much you guys made my day. I’ve met a lot of people through this fandom and lemme tell ya getting stuff from you guys is always so surreal
a sprite for gaia online’s celebration of Hobbit Day (if you find him on gaia he grants you a free item :3 ) (is he dancing? exercising? trying to dry a tea spill on his little hobbit half-calf trousers? it is a mystery…)
The baubles of my youth. I’m currently healing from a cWoD half-sleeve, though; how far behind can it really be?
Reminder that this exist. And it is the utmost point of accuracy.
himmelsblog: From The Music Machinery blog: The Swinger is a bit of python code that takes any song and makes it swing. It does this be taking each beat and time-stretching the first half of each beat while time-shrinking the second half. Enter Sandman
The last one of me for today, i hope you like it :)
It was a regular disappointment to see, every morning, the scale that only read 700 pounds. I used to be a lot bigger—filling a bed with over half a ton of immobile ferret flab—till I started dying regularly and the doctor said I needed to ease up
I suppose I had to do it one day. *sigh* Hello, tumblr. Have a fanart of early concept Alyx and her “dog” Skitch for HL2, as shown in Raising the Bar.
It’s a quick idea. Though I think I changed colors on part of Grimm v. like a dozen times. What started this. Pose and outfit obviously based off the original Junketsu concept: I wanted to draw her with swords, but Satsuki doesn’t have hers in
The second half of Elsewhere Episode 2, page 2! Why is that lube so sparkly?Will it actually do any good?Will these two ever have sex?Questions that may or may not be answered.View the whole page on Hentai Foundry!
It has been a HARD road, being poor is not easy to be a girl like me, i cant have a good job, i work at 2,7$ per hour , i can hardly buy any clothes, i still owe more than half of the paymnets of my camera, i bought it over credit, becuase i dint have
The process of being bound is half the fun. Please never feel like you need to rush, or cannot do a more involved tie. I could sit while you try different riggings on me all day. It is a sensual and intimate act only you and I share. No distractions,
This is easily the third time I have posted this pic and it kills me every time. I’m not sure if its the heavy breasts half covered by the mesh top, the hint of areola or Danni Ashe’s half-lidded eyes and fant hint of a knowing smile. Or maybe it
bookofsul: Commission done for @dabauthory. Took 2 months instead of 2 weeks, but I hope it worth the waiting!
nickleerie:2-4-19 || Saucy Kravitz. I tore my cornea at 5:45am and it took me a 4 hour nap, half a cup of iced coffee, a mello yello, a meal, and 100 mg of Naproxen just to get rid of the skull splitting headache I’ve had all day. So now you get saucy
half-ace: zooophagous: feliscanis: hirvithewolfhound: allbarksomebite: goofyshelterdogs: “Once you get to know George it is easy to fall in love with his quirky little self. All he wants is someone to love him for the rest of his life. Maybe
classicfilmblr:Must it be so cruelly inconceivable to know God through one’s senses? Why must he hide in a fog of half-spoken promises and unseen miracles?THE SEVENTH SEAL (1957) — dir. Ingmar Bergman
greenjimkirk: So many of the AOS comics are lazy and half-baked and often downright infuriating, but every once in a while there’s a profoundly weird and subtly gay story that’s right up my alley, like the time the Enterprise became sentient and
charlesoberonn: lewishaoki: warcalledlife: Not sure why but this is how my phone took a picture of lightning Looks like it took half of this world, and half of a dark world. It’s so rad and creepy, gives the spook chills Science side here: The
It’s a shame you can’t give away the keys to games you already own when you buy a Humble Bundle. I bought the new one but I already own, like, half the games on it. Mostly, though, I think its a real shame that that extra copy of Hotline Miami
catgirl-catboy:Honestly, to any fellow neurodivergents that struggle with doing tasks: have you tried doing the task intentionally badly?I’m serious. I always used to struggle with getting schoolwork done on time. Then one day, out of a place
gunrunnerhell: “We all dream of a world of sunshine, happiness, and peace. The problem is while half of the people think it sounds like a wonderful place to live, the other half thinks it sounds like a wonderful place to pillage.“ - Unknown
that feel when you don’t know what over half your playlist is.
the “i’m with you the end of the line” line is hilariously ironic. Stretches of train tracks are Lines. Bucky didn’t make it to the end of the line he fell off half way there. i’m sorry I’m a horrible person.
The second half of Erwin + Levi’s Smart Pass AU interview (Focused more on Erwin and Levi individually) was just released in full in Chinese! I’ll leave the full translation to plain-dude since it’s usually her thing (If she wants),
d-tor: d-tor: Good news everyone! I’ve finished my Summer 2017 Promo CD! It’s an 80 minute blended fusion of Future Funk, Old School, Hands Up, Pop, K-Pop, Electro Swing, Hardcore, J-Core, Jersey Club, and a lot more crazy stuff! Over 50 tracks squeezed
teenboycomment: friend of mine I’d like to fuck, he has a big bulge and a nice hole too Yeah and after I’m done shredding that tight little hole it won’t be half as nice
Half of the flower wreath done!🌸 it’s so refreshing to sew different colors and shapes after sewing solid colored blocky letters.
It’s funny how you want to be JUST LIKE my cousin and say its your “own” style, half of the things in your closet look identical to my cousins. Sit your ass down.
it-is-the-stone-cold-world: emotionsdriven: thedailywhat: PSA of the Day: And try new Sleep Xtreme! Twice the dreams in half the time. [via.] (via thedailywhat)
ixel216: note-a-bear: vardaesque: christareiss: callingoutbigotry: femmeempathmagus: kinkykinkshamer: kafkarockopera: intrenetdad: damseling: yunglettucelord: damseling: TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE The asshole holding the sign that says You Deserve
It’s almost 1pm and I haven’t eaten anything, only had water and a small bit of preworkout to wake me up and to study for the CPA. I can sense that I’m kinda hungry but i don’t wanna eat anything, and my dad brought me out half of this sandwich
the-absolute-best-gifs: sharpiehero: In the Name of the Moon! Sailor Fiona (of Fiona and Cake) doing the classic, In the name of the moon!!! I started this a while back and got lazy half way through… hence no ‘I shall punish you’ haha. Maybe it’ll
the-grunch: Since I seen this I have been unable to go half an hour without thinking of it and cackling.
Go tumblrMy favorite thing is when someone posts a picture of, for example, a dog and captions it “wowee look at this giraffe” and half of the people will agree and play along and half of the people will argue. Its even better when it’s
It’s 3:35 in the morning night night tumblr sweet dreams…lol half of y'all probably sleep by now but watev night…xoxo
the-son-of-coul: go1bat: lizawithazed: 7-tease: -uhhleeseeuhh: lolzpicx: GO HOME KITTEN, YOU ARE DRUNK. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED oh my god it’s like he started to hover away but his front half’s antigravity didn’t activate “I must go, my
The vibrator was half way inside of her white creamy pussy and I could tell that she was enjoying every second of it. It was as if I was stuck to the spot, I wanted to turn and leave, but I was almost compelled to stay and watch. That was the first time
The Goron you just called fat? He's been eating only debris since then. The Deku scrub you called ugly? It had half of its face burned by a dodongo. The Kokiri you laughed at for not growing? She has tried to leave the forest and died. That Zora you just
the-robot-condese: hazecat: One of the pains of pencil drawings is you become part robot in the process it is also the pain of being left handed pretty sure right handed people are the same??? unless you only draw on one half of the paper. which is
the-elephant-queen: brain-food: This is most most bizarre underwater world in Austria’s (western Europe).It complicity different with other Nature gifts.yes the winter time almost half of the year,the lake is almost completely dry and people used
half of my life has been spent by the oceanit shall stay that way foreverbecause the amount of joy and peace it brings meis utterly unparalleled by any nature.
dreaming-in-the-60s: jadecake: likasashes: puscyiffer: remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it just so the other half of tumblr knows why it wont fucking
Using my Imagination Irresponsibly
half of me wants walking dead back already, the other half wants to pretend it never ever existed
anythingbarbital: Adam Arkapaw: We used half a day to light and rehearse it, and then shot it for the rest of that day and half of the next day. We built replicas of the houses on our stage so the stunt team could rehearse it. Then we did a couple of
The 10 Defining Artists of the 2010s (So Far) 1. Beyonce What does it mean to define a musical era? For us, it means to bend the universe of the medium toward you, to become the star that every other entity is forced to orbit. In the first half of the
Half of the fun with traditional media… is making mess :D …Damn, I’m not even cleaning up my desk. It would be pointless. doing it every day again and again.
It is absolutely fucking hilarious how easy it is to find parking on my campus on Fridays versus literally any other day of the week, when it’s so sparse you have to arrive half an hour+ early and drive around in circles waiting on someone to pull
It’s my day off. I just had five orgasms in half an hour and two mimosas. I may not move the rest of the day.