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fuck-yeah-tentacle-porn: Source: Resort Boin I’ve been messing around with this GIF for the better half of 30 minutes so I hope you guys enjoy it. :) The filesize was huge, but now it’s Tumblr approved. XD
john-mirror-captions: Well… looks like she was his girlfriend now… :( You glanced down at your tiny boner… it was half the size of HIS big fuck-stick… and once those two unrelenting elastrator bands mercilessly choked the life out of your poor
markruffalo: FACT: Guns kill as many people as cars in almost half of the U.S. It’s time to #StopGunViolence. You know that it’s people that are using the guns that kill people right? You take away guns and people are gonna find more ways
“Guess our plans are cancelled for the day.”“Day’s only half over. And I’m kinda liking this weather. S’cozy.”“….What did you have in mind?’”JM Week Day 4: Rain/Sunset
Miss Manchester - msmanchester.tumblr.com | Limirsmath, Rochester NY Old shot, but good shot. Blah I miss New York already, the whole state, every little part of it, and all the cities, and everyone I’ve ever met. Each half of my heart is on either
princestadiaries: Giving my cousin a massage and she didn’t know it was me. Toward the end of the massage I placed my hand on her pussy and rubbed it to see how she would react. An hour and a half later I’d say she responded pretty well, especially
mansurfer: Straight Men - Rod Barry & Alton Cox - If you’re Rod Barry’s roommate, you better not be late on your half of the rent. Alton Cox found out the hard way that Rod means business when it cums to his money. It’s a good thing Rod has
besturlonhere: look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes
mybiventure:compression shorts are hot, but i feel sorry for kids today playing sports and not able to look up teammates shorts! When I was first attracted to guys, it was half the fun of school or sports practice to catch a ball or the tip of a weiner
boyboygirllove: nakeddoors: A Different Kind of New Year’s Morning Waking up in a bed other than mine, the aftermath of an unexpected adventure’s open door; half-conscious of a wonderful ache in certain sated parts of my body. It was clearly a
liddagawd: ”I just know there’s something dark in me and I hide it. I certainly don’t talk about it, but it’s there always, this Dark Passenger. And when he’s driving, I feel alive, half sick with the thrill of complete wrongness. I don’t
Love it a hundred time…… So funny. Seriously we don’t even learn half of what the phone does and trade it in. Sad. I can’t trade in tho, to costly, I just hold on until it I’d dying.
mysterywriteher: Good little slut. Just like that. For the entire second half of the game. Clean every inch of my balls with that tongue and stroke it nice and slow. Eyes up here. Do not stop. And if you do a good job, I’ll fuck you up nice and hard,
Hi, Last half of year was occupied with hard work and study as I have progressed to the dissertation stage.So, it wasn’t really enough time to dedicate to pro-kolgotki project. However, the beauty of surrounding ladies has been repeatedly reminding
This is what I’ve been doing the later half of today… building a retractable, angle-adjustable, side-foldable tablet and gamepad stand. Just went to the hardware store and got everything I needed. Now it’s just a question of making sure I get
naughtyvixens: how could i NOT draw this still one of my favorite porns ive ever porned
pdprince: reminder that the following are kink terms - ddlg, ddlb, mdlg, mdlb, cgdl they all contain “dom”, which is short for “dominant”. it is the opposite of “submissive” and half of the dominant/submissive bdsm dynamic that involves
student-of-sex: playfulpinkpearl: A Great Blow Job In 10 Steps 1. Show enthusiasm! Want that cock and show you want that cock. Don’t half ass anything when it comes to showing his cock a good time. 2. Show it some love! The owner of that
55595472: eighttwotwopointthreethree: the-half-boy: I LIKE IT I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling
cutely-perverted: I just feel like if more than half of the class is failing then it’s more of the teachers fault than the students.
formerlyknownasemily: 55595472: eighttwotwopointthreethree: the-half-boy: I LIKE IT I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t
gutspuppy:hey um. So the movie Boss Baby had a disgusting amount of transmisogyny in it, there was a “man in a dress” joke that played out for nearly the last half of the movie, umm, so if youre trans feminine I would seriously recommend avoiding
marionettejones: cradleofcunts: inthedarkcornersofmymind: fat-birds: It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’) HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL
this-67-impala: pretzel-the-hognose: Pretzel spent half of his birthday trying to understand the concept of wrapping paper. He failed. But it was very cute. THAT IS THE CUTEST SNAKE EVVER
tonight’s stuffing:as you can see I ate a lot tonight. (though i only ate half of the green wrap; it was really gross). I had a lot of encouragement from @victoriamaddy45 who is the sole reason i got the ice cream at all. in addition, i also drank 32
strong-powerful-capable: besturlonhere: look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes I love the ocean but this was too funny
bae-jjong: bae-min: I love its accuracy. It’s astounding. Especially how you blush when I touch you. Such a cutie. Why the fuck are you even flying and why is one of my legs half the size of the other Jjong. I’m bending over to pat your
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princessfuckingprivilege: Since at least half of tumblr seems to be guilty of this and it’s disgusting, here’s your daily reminder that it’s illegal in many states and countries to encourage another person to kill themselves. The jury will still
hucowgoddess: I loved this comic! This talented guy gulavisual on g-ehentai.org I loved every bit of it. 2/2: http://hucowgoddess.tumblr.com/post/146959031683/heres-the-second-half-why-didnt-any-of-you-tell @kamiakami I laughed cause it reminded
cisyphus:The confederate flag represents the south tearing a country in half and starting a war in the name of owning other human beings as property. It is and always will be a symbol of racism and systematic violence. Anyone who tells you otherwise is
amiraud: The breathing machine has already started the administration of random doses of poppers boy! There is a full half-liter bottle of it, so don’t be afraid. you won’t get bored. And I’ll be back from work in 12 hours.
fapsmith: If you’ve ever wondered what the HG half of Bering and Wells looked like naked, then you haven’t seen Spartacus: Gods of the Arena. Just about every episode of that show has a lengthy Jaime Murray nude scene in it, and for that, we are
queenminajesty: Twitter user @nrvsa just gave the most brilliant analysis of anaconda I’ve ever seen. Please read it completely (this is just half of the speech.) got to her page and read the full thing.
ralfmaximus: priceofliberty: The fact that there alone are over a dozen GOP candidates demonstrates how fractured the Republican party truly is. Half of these assholes wouldn’t know what to do with the job if they got it… I doubt many of them
youngvain:I had a landing strip like a year and a half ago and some of my regulars wanted to see it again. So here’s the beginning of my little strip. I havent seen my pubes in a long time and I dont think my regulars have ever seen them. I think it
unhistorical: Two and a half years ago, I picked up Life Magazine, and I read an editorial which said, “it’s time to pay attention, because this disease is now beginning to strike the rest of us.” It was as if I wasn’t the one holding the magazine
rosy-suggestion: Concept: It’s 6 years from now, you are vacationing with your other half in a stunning oceanview apartment that you found online, it’s night, the air is crisp and the sound of the crashing waves makes you think about your younger
abdulrijal: More than half of Arab Muslim Men are born Alpha, programmed to conquer, colonise, breed, and Rape. So it should be no surprise to see an Arab Muslim Man Raping a Christian faggot at its place of worship. It is symbolic in fact, as the faggot
musclebuilding89: dafyddbach: The very handsome British fitness model and one half of one of the finest sets of twins around. Owen Harrison. His brother Lewis has been featured before here, so it’s about time he had his own slot! We couldn’t however
genderkills: The confederate flag represents the south tearing a country in half and starting a war in the name of owning other human beings as property. It is and always will be a symbol of racism and systematic violence. Anyone who tells you otherwise
I hate shopping it’s a tiring day of dodging a sea of people to find clothes that don’t fit while my boyfriend checks out girls with big boobs and by the end of the day I’ve lost half my money and all my confidence
thank you everyone for the nice messages, I came back to them and it made me super super happy :)) because I left before uploading the second half of the video thing - here it is - and ilyyy
contexxxt: He had half expected to catch his wife in the middle of an afternoon fuck with one of her boyfriends again. He undressed in the hallway, as it was fairly common place for him to join in. What he didn’t expect was to open the bedroom
themysteryofgravityfalls: pukybear: Alex telling clues about next episodes of Gravity Falls :D I hope it helps with the theories!! (And Bill is going to return) Griffins! Dragons! And more! The second half of season two of Gravity Falls is going
alicechrosnyart: My half of a trade for the wonderful @owlygem of our beautiful Suns! What are the odds that we BOTH have chubby Sun characters wearing suits? Similar, yet so different at the same time! It’s amazing and Sunny’s ecstatic to have Sun
melissasdirtydiary: This is the last day of my father’s day present. I’ve been giving myself to him for the last half of the month and frankly, I want it to keep going. I never had sex this good until I started fucking my dad.
dsdsfdgd-deactivated20150704: “Remember that time we ran out of gas coming back from a cook?” “The gauge…. It always said half-full.” “You walked three miles with a jerry can while I waited on the side of the road, praying that no cop would
telsonknife: More doodles of monster gems!! ✡First two was more details of wolfpyre(?) Garnet!! ✡I was thinking about the fusion! If Garnet is half vampire, is that means when Garnet fuse with other gems, will the process have bloodsucking?? ✡It’s
More Brutaak with Wild magic table! This time #7: ‘Shadows weave around a weapon of your choice you are holding. Until your rage ends, your weapon deals psychic damage instead of its bludgeoning, slashing, or piercing damage, and it gains the light
So I was driving down the strip and it was too dark to shoot anything. Then all of a sudden two bikes cut in front of me and holly shit there is a half naked chick on the back of one, in see through panties. Bike week in Vegas baby.
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