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ruinedchildhood: Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer Me:
Just dicking around on singleplayer. I made a two story cottage, and in the background is my horse stables. You can’t see it but next to it is the chicken coop.
traceexcalibur: well it looks like we can’t make jokes anymore, NO jokes allowed, I can’t even make a “why did the chicken cross the road” joke, because— wait what do you MEAN I can still make jokes like that? what do you MEAN some humour is
yeah yeah the chicken and the egg is great and all but
d-waine: kinkissx: skinny slave girl girl leaning on a fence in the farm, resting a moment after feeding the chickens and pigs Very nice !
i-follow-idiots-like-you: browngirlblues: vegansprite: it’s that time of year again… Ass bread! 😂 Ass bread is delicious. As is the dead turkey whose ass I’m using to make my ass bread. So is his cousin, the chicken, and their distant relative
My nigga take the chicken out the freezer before your moms get home .
southerngamerguy: magnacarterholygrail: gasbreakdip: xratedthoths: What is life Science has truly gone too far and I’m here for it which came first: the chicken, or the munchies?
culleng-lss: I drew something really, really stupid for my friends visiting this weekend. Like, really stupid. Lmao. I hope they like it though. And the Chicken Dance keeps playing in my head like I’m living in the bar mitzvah from hell.
envycamacho: fuckyoulex: wickedtitania: Today, Security camera clips that make the news usually show bad things, but here, Coke decided to “look at the world a little differently” in this heartwarming viral video. People stealing kisses, harmless
evilregale:hart-2big:guidetrainlove:One that maintains a conversation record.YES…FUCKING…PLEASEI will reblog this every time it is on my dash until this happens. (and don’t get rid of the messages I already have when you make the switch) !!!!!!!!
onlyblackgirl: humansofcolor: bishopmyles: rosa-aint-sit-n-back-4-nu-blk: I am crying. Hit a black mama if you want to… THE JUMP LOL! Bruuh the damn jump
deathsmonocle: cerealmonster15: teenssfromhell: when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship do you ever worry that you are the chicken I worry more that we all empathize with this
myway-stuff: ruinedchildhood: Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer Me: Every child/teens worst nightmare
prettyboyshyflizzy: cuzigottacutefaceandmybootysofat: hennypendergrass: hypnotic-flow: blackchick-withnochill: muhfuckinuhhhh: dickstranglerrrr: urhabibti: When your mom finally season the chicken Yassss The full video is 🔥 FUCK.IT.UP✨
yrbff: madlori: sheriffswan: I know this is daredevil but every time the characters refer to Hell’s Kitchen I can’t help but expect a very angry Gordon Ramsay to come out of nowhere to yell that the chicken is fucking raw you dickheads I DON’T
ifoundkylo: when your mum comes home and you didn’t get the chicken out of the freezer
civilhakeemthompson: ruinedchildhood: Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer Me: Lmao
thatidiotagain:tikkety-tok:Charge! The chicken knocking down the camera makes this 100% better
foulserpent:foulserpent:*godon ramsey voice* THE CHICKEN IS CRUFIFIED!!!! ITS ON THE FUCKING CROSS!!!!! *cut to shaky cam footage of a raw rotisserie hchicken on a tiny cross
memorycycle:memorycycle:thank you sun for growing the grain that fed the chicken that i am eating today and thank you house for letting me sleep in your womb and pee in your mouthjealous of my relationship with her
undereyelouisvuittons: How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs
gabzillatheillestandrealest: baddygirl-2: imsoshive: DEERRERRRREEEEEEEEKKKKKKK I’m the dude holding the chicken honestly.
pendylion:plainwallpaper:stardust-lightning:avellach-the-realmwalker: Chik-fil-le sandwich INGREDIENTS: 4 hamburger buns, split 1 head green leaf lettuce, leaves separated 1 beefsteak tomato, sliced 20 dill pickle slices FOR THE CHICKEN 2 boneless,
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur
unduplicated: ruinedchildhood: Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer Me: I relate to this. SO MUCH.
allhailthe70shousewife:U.S. House adjourns until 8 p.m. without a speaker after GOP leader McCarthy loses sixth voteSorry to interrupt your nostalgia trip but watching the chickens the gop ordered up come home to roost is HIGH-larious.
fuckyoufee: itsnicholasfraser: When it’s time to wake up but your bed isn’t having it Me, getting my baby up for school, before the gotdamn rooster up and the chickens need to be fed, and i just went to bed an hour earlier….wtf 8 am look like?
asskawa: Ushijima reminds me of those people you have to explain jokes to and then don’t even laugh after. Or the kind who ruin jokes by saying something stupid like “what..that’s impossible, chickens don’t cross roads they live on farms”
problackboy: I’m screaming look at that bitches face she dead ass pushed the chicken off the building
castilledupree: mixedpassing: thingsfacebookislike: mixedpassing: You couldn’t tell my mama she wasn’t a baddie Where is her rap album? Take the Chicken Out the Freezer Part. 2 (l’m omw home) is on itunes right now actually!!! Bye lol
surprisebitch: g-u-t-s-o-v-e-r-f-e-a-r: godfreakingawesome: heart: IF YOU ARE HAVING A DEBATE WITH SOMEONE ABOUT THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG COMING FIRST, YOU NEED TO SHOW THEM THIS VIDEO AND IT WILL SETTLE EVERYTHING AND THIS IS WHY I LOVE RYAN HIGA SO
When your mom pull up and you forgot to take the chicken out the freezer.
woodmeat: “boy look at me boy didnt i tell you to tek the chicken out the freezer”
Ugh, im sick of getting sick. Its taking a toll on my body. I hurt so bad. Vomiting is not fun at all. Especially when it comes out the nose. Yuck. Fml im so ready for the dr to call me and tell me whats going on.
ayee-daria: bytdwd: thenfamousgabe: tillerboomin: “I can get any of my ex’s back” I’m dying The one with the chicken bone though i almost choked lmao I loveeeeeee this 😂😂💞
kriskory: camodude: http://camodude.tumblr.com/ Who gives a damn why the chicken crossed the road when you have a cock crossing road.
pandalavalamp:So that’s why the chicken crossed the road…
newjaxxcity: I feel so black rnThis performance is like spending all day watching black panther and forgetting to take the chicken out the freezer.
pokemon-global-academy: When your mom gets home and you realize you forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer
automatically: If anybody drinks and drives read this and just remember it ✊ i read all the chicken noodle soup for the soul books when i was little i LOVEDthis poem
totalariana: When you hear keys turn in the door but you forgot to defrost the chicken
