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I’m pretty sure this hat beats out the chicken hat for the Sheer and Utter Ugliness Award. Which, let me tell you, I did not think could possibly be done.
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rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the
itwashotwestayedinthewater: slimetony: i just took the chicken out of the freezer to defrost can you guys remind me to put that in the fridge in a few hours hell no randy you can get your own food this time youre a grown boy randy, you’re not six
ghettoinuyasha: symmetra: ghettoinuyasha: she wants you to take the chicken out of the freezer who the mom coming home in 20 minutes reading this
campbells-chicken-and-stars: buzzfeed: Reddit was asked what the best two sentence horror story they could come up with was. Here are the terrifying results. wowwwww
roughrimjob: I burned like ¾ of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my mom was like “honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out” so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like “what’s for
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO
liberalsarecool:Written by a mother of an Uvalde victim:“The chicken soup in her thermos stayed hot all day while her body grew cold.She never had a chance to eat the baloney and cheese sandwich. I got up 10 minutes early to cut the crust off a
ratfightbehindthefridge: thecommonchick: *on phone* Mom: Did you take the chicken out the freezer? Me: Yes. *hangs up* I just want everyone to know that your microwave has a button that says “defrost.” It’s not the same as heating it. 30 minutes
thetallblacknerd:17mul:kingjaffejoffer:sooskybound: They left out the death of osama bin laden. 11. Called Kanye West An Asshole 12. May have been in the “Whoop There It Is” video 13. Loves fried chicken Are we gonna leave out ” roasted congress”?
specklez: slimejen: lobo-a-matic: chieguevara: you know when you’re at the casual family dining chain restaurant and you’re too embarrassed to say the stupid fucking cutesy name they came up with for chicken tenders or whatever? imagine that feeling
glutko:The way Mort the Chicken stands in this picture is literally the most thug-gangster ass-shit like holy hell it’s so badass
Would you rather follow the chicken across the road to find out why he did it, or ride an ostrich across the road?
summonerswarblog: MONSTER REVIEWS Perna, the Fire Phoenix(*bad Russian accent* In Summoners War, chicken fries you.) My Monster?: Yes (ctrl-click this linky link) Naturally: 5-star Type: HP Farmable?: No First Skill: Arcane Blast- Attacks the enemy
thefuzzydave: hugh2d2: 4gifs: Yoink. [video] My favorite part is how he keeps looking back like the bunny is going to come back and say, “No, man. I was just kidding. Here’s your cookie.” THE CHICKEN IN THE BACK AINT DO SHIT
eziohotpantsauditore: lulusensei: aworldwithoutloneliness: vriskas-tits: me and my sister Her: why’d the chicken cross the road? me: to find the airport \aposdifgalsdkfl;aksglajksdg jkh vgchbhjlkm /deying
awkwardlycraft:chicken–chips: megamilotic: lavidapoliglota: “don’t you get your languages mixed up?” yeah all the time in fact in my latest Japanese essay I got 0% because I wrote the entire thing in Spanish and my parents are getting increasingly
zhe-lazy-fox: sanders-trash-4ever: jackalovski: parasailin-sarahpalin: 1997kids: brilliant IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT The chicken
crockercorpjanecrocker: kitkat808: starkspangly: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OMFG my teacher just showed us this in death and dying class what the fuck kinda school have death and dying class what the fuck death and dying classs
coffeechicken: redletterart: Birthday gift for the the chicken prez This is the cutest Small Moo face. Thank youuuuu!
i ever tell u guys how much i fucking love fried chicken. like that is my favorite fried food tbh &would u believe that i fucking hate the thighs
woodmeat: flacomexicano: vegan-because-fuck-you: micdotcom: Tyson factory workers forced to wear diapers The chicken industry is booming so one would think the factory employees might see the benefits of such great success — instead, according to
jackalovski: parasailin-sarahpalin: 1997kids: brilliant IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT The chicken doenst even articulate and it’s more
fantastic-car-mods-daily: shitty-car-mods-daily: Parking sensor via Shitty_Car_Mods if anyone on this website even vaguely implies that this car is shitty i’ll rip the shingles off of the roof of your house. every last one. Look at the chickens they
kevinraganit: “The Ace and the Chicken” #destiny2 design @TeePublic! tee.pub/lic/SQ5dvq1y2b0 Decided to finish the rough sketch. :) worked in mangastudio program.
thegentlemansarmchair: edge-dweller: Which came first? The chicken or the egg? The Gentleman’s Armchair by Wes Hotchkiss [website | twitter]
sushinfood: kingofthewilderwest: the-chicken-is-not-amused: e-wills: dudus-senchou: Compilation about my MCM London Comic Con / EuroCosplay experience aka my favorite photos :D So this is my improved Stoick the Vast costume from the 2nd How to train
fattributes: Chicken Soup With Rice
Walked juvia for 45 minutes and I feel good. It was so windy out that it actually scared Juvia lol. We came home to a clean house that i worked on this morning. The chicken soup in the crockpot has made the whole house smell amaaaaaaazing. I’ve
Nick covered the corn cobs in butter and garlic powder and grilled it and I’m seriously about to go to the store and get more corn. I could probably eat just the corn, it’s so fucking good
legit-humour: why did the chicken push the cat into the water? because cocks like wet pussies
skyrimconfessionss: “When I first started the game, I used to slaughter all the chickens in Riverwood at night and race their corpses down the river. Which ever won would join me until they died again.” http://skyrimconfessions.com - Image
bisexualbucky: the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. i could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. it’s so silent and calm.
sanfran-dork: ratfightbehindthefridge: thecommonchick: *on phone* Mom: Did you take the chicken out the freezer? Me: Yes. *hangs up* I just want everyone to know that your microwave has a button that says “defrost.” It’s not the same as
phoenixmarslander: So you didn’t believe in the extremely fond glances.You didn’t believe in the “Always in my heart @Harry_Styles. Yours sincerely, Louis”.You didn’t believe in the “chicken stuffed in mozzarella cheese, wrapped in Parma
sicq: yourmomisnarnia: You are the blood in my veins you are the cheese in my pizza and the chicken in my kfc
jackalovski: parasailin-sarahpalin: 1997kids: brilliant IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT The chicken doenst even articulate and it’s
klartie: fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find jesus christ dad what the fuck
wandamaximoff: ruinedchildhood: Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer Me: #i hope you turned on the beans
twigwise: klartie: fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find jesus christ dad what the fuck yet another
evisceratedarchangel: klartie: fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find jesus christ dad what the fuck
shartonnay: klartie: fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find jesus christ dad what the fuck yet another
morningcoffeecupart: I forgot to drawon the body of the chicken. So the #SwedishChef finally got his kill.
starving… starving for the chicken nugger Blatantly ripped off from the style of Chica in Hotdiggedydemon’s FNaF animation… because… she’s pretty fiiiine.Here’s the larger version of this drawing if anyone wants
![thefuzzydave: hugh2d2: 4gifs: Yoink. [video] My favorite part is how he keeps looking back like the bunny is going to come back and say, “No, man. I was just kidding. Here’s your cookie.” THE CHICKEN IN THE BACK AINT DO SHIT](https://64.media.tumblr.com/501ada15f1e34fd30b6a6fa01327be49/tumblr_nms4uzMxkQ1tlb56zo1_250.gif)
![thegentlemansarmchair: edge-dweller: Which came first? The chicken or the egg? The Gentleman’s Armchair by Wes Hotchkiss [website | twitter]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d0239d981baa702e453ff97d25d0208d/tumblr_mqfzqghUU51snz8bwo1_250.jpg)
