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grandma-did: And the trophy for goofiest hat of the week goes to…. Ok but I still think the chicken hat wins for goofiest hat ever
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about how much my ass wants your cock.”
When a fertilized egg attaches anywhere outside the uterus (an abdominal or ectopic pregnancy), the fetus may begin to grow but cannot survive. Under very rare conditions the miscarried fetus is neither expelled nor reabsorbed. Instead, it calcifies—effec
littlebrownsub: acupcakeicedwithgoodintentions: bigbeardedbastard: ckate2011: officialalltimelow: Just watch it. Dont ask questions, just do it This is wrong on so many levels. The most horrific thing was the lack of seasoning on the bird and the
02. Four years after The Battle of Hogwarts, Molly Weasley was busy preparing The Burrow for Ron's birthday meal. She was bustling about the kitchen and barking orders at everyone. 'Get the chicken out of the oven for me, Fred!' Molly, mistakenly, barked
mostlyfemalefeet: mtnkind: “Wave the flag, pop the bag, rock the boat, skin the goat” Choke the chicken…
troubleneverfindsushere: yokaiso: untouchablethot: blexicana: onlyblackgirl: why the nigga in the back just randomly take off running? He forgot to unthaw the chicken and knew his mama was gonna be home in an hour. I didn’t even watch the video
fuckyeahveganlife: student finds “brain” in meal hahaha “‘I have a habit of picking the chicken off the bone with my fingers and as I pulled the second piece apart, I saw this horrible wrinkled foreign body,’ he said.” foreign body? you’re
imapervert: E-40 - “I Hope I Don’t Go Back” (1998) merton hanks doing the chicken man dance at the 1:50 mark of this video makes it worth the view alone. I shit you not…. its fucking hilarious. Also, 40 used to have hella niggas in his video.
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male,
everyonelovescoffee: unclefather: i could hear the dolphin noises in my head the guy in the back looks so disgusted M
primebritishbeef: hairtiedup: yankeelady76: frizz01percy: this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies its not the job of the internet to parent peoples kids “kids" shouldn’t be on tumblr in the first place Im
shorm: pigfacedlady: vardaesque: rheabekkahc: What the hell is that fox doing? probably making a withdrawal seeing as he’s in line at the atm my favorite part about this picture is that people saw the fox there and just started queuing behind
sunmoonandstarz:I used to pick up girls at public pools all the time and fuck them in the bathroom. I told my boyfriend about it and he thought it was super hot. He asked me to do it and let him film us. So, we went to the pool nearby and there was this
One thing I’ve always loved about the big city is that it’s got everything—even the stuff you’d think you have to go out to the countryside for. Fresh, local produce is one of those things I usually bring up as an example: some people think
Even though it was cold today and a gentle snow was coming down thick, I was excited to be out canvassing for the election. Our ballot measure had started out as a longshot, but ever since the news had started reporting on us our numbers in the opinion
allmiddies: midoriya, after the tournament: so… when was the last time you even used your left side before today? todoroki, thinking back to a month prior when endeavor told fuyumi to take the chicken outta the freezer 2 thaw when he was gone but she
Looks like the significance of this piece was… eggxaggerated
for-general-madness: Inktober day 16: Fat.@ephinhell :)[Other Days] i cannot believe the fucKiNg chICkEns are haunting me from beyond the gravekinks got me like:
Master Presentations: “U” Madhog tries to review the French version of “The Last Unicorn.“ This foreign review was originally localized in Autumn of 2012.
Team Yume Podcast: “Tumblr After Dark” Madhog and Devar nightly venture into the baffling realm of pony tumblr blogs. Will they be served as “chicken cream” to a voracious vampire DJ or fall into a deep existential crisis with an antisocial princess?
Madhog and Devar Play “The Secret of Monkey Island”, Part 8: “Can’t Cook, Shouldn’t Cook” Throwing a pirate flag, a rubber chicken and gun powder into a boiling cauldron will somehow help saving the girlfriend from
Superb stewardess helping old man!Shes helping old man to cut the chicken into small pieces… The man is a stroke victim… That girl deserves to receive the best stewardess of @airasia-stewardessFlight: D7207 (auckland to Gold Coast) Date:
phoenixian-cluster-amaryllis:atheistforhumanity:armedjoy:left-reminders:“Capitalism breeds mass production, innovation is rare and immediately copied/exploited.”There I fixed the quote. My fat ass knows the proliferation of the chicken sandwich all
francesderwent:reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu
just-shower-thoughts: The “Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side” joke is actually a pun about death.
cats-wanted: postapocalypticflimflam: bonelessnerd: bogleech: Would the chicken be the leader or the violent loose cannon who wants to be the leader but grudgingly knows goat is better suited to the role I live on a farm and can confirm- Goat is
samael: korota37: abigfatbug: andyouwillneverleave: nowhites: kfc tastes like the chickens was stressed tf out before they died. like you can taste the anxiety actually the chemicals do persist in the meat. i personaly hypothesis that thats why
kitty-in-training: When my boyfriend told me his family owned a farm I was so over the moon and I couldn’t wait to meet the cows and the chickens and the little lambies and the oink oinks and maybe they had some bouncy goats and…‘We only grow thing’s
seriouslyamerica: It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny. Wait WAT
animatedtext: weight-a-second: concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i
taboopony: Shy: I call him hamatron I made him from out of the leftovers…. he fights the chicken salad… and eats magic (Mod: O Little Shy creating life and disturbing and perverting the nature of the universe ) x3!
sashayed: sashayed: sashayed: me in a dark forest hammering on the door of Nate Silver’s chicken-legged witch hut: WHERE ARE THE RESULTS Nate Silver, through a chink in the door: patience, traveler! even the East Coast polls are not yet closed.
Sometimes when people talk about Chica from Five Nights at Freddy’s it takes me a minute to realize they’re not talking about Chica the squeaky chicken puppet from The Sunny-Side Up Show/The Chica Show. Which were pre-school-aged shows my
llieo: holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over
jordan-reet: [After picking up the Chicken Terreyaki bowl Anna had been craving he started for her apartment, pulling in to the parking spot he got out of his suv and grabbing her food from the seat next to him he started for the stairs. Making his way
myhaloshadow: babygirlssweetsurrender: 💋 Choke the chicken, jerk off, whack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, jack your johnson, wank. You get it. I love showers with the right company :-) showers are wonderful
blackbabesupremacy: fonzworthcutlass: weloveshortvideos: “I was eating and my dad brought out the guitar and this happened” Where is the full song tho The black lives matter shirt, the chicken and waffles, the dab, the effortless rhythm. I just
oneoakdutch: animatedtext: weight-a-second: concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door
poke-trainer-n: akira-the-awesumsauce: If you’ve ever played Legend of Zelda, You’ll understand. I love the Link on the ground. It’s like the chicken slayed him and the other Links are avenging his death. That is way too frickin’ awesome
dixie-chicken: dytabytes: burritosong: chromatacia: zekedms: kirkwa: And This Is Why You Shouldn’t Get Sick In America Many believe that the US healthcare system is the best in the world. Not so according to the World Health Organization’s ranking
seriouslyamerica: It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny.
Earlier Nick and I were in the kitchen getting dinner ready. I was chopping the onion and adding it to the chicken and Nick played some funk music while he put away the dishes and honestly those are the moments I live for because it’s my favorite thing
gasoline-station: Foggy Dubai Picture: This breathtaking view from the Burj Khalifa, the world’s tallest building, shows a thick blanket of smoggy fog smothering Dubai. The mist almost completely covers the skyscrapers which dominate the skyline. ©
askaventuraangel: poke-trainer-n: akira-the-awesumsauce: If you’ve ever played Legend of Zelda, You’ll understand. I love the Link on the ground. It’s like the chicken slayed him and the other Links are avenging his death. OH GOD THOSE MEMORIES!
ann-sulu: All were great. I especially loved the alphabet one using the diiq version, and the chicken and the egg quote; but I actually laughed out loud at the last one. XD
egosumrex28: ardnale: ardnale: prettyfuckingepic: blackbabesupremacy: fonzworthcutlass: weloveshortvideos: “I was eating and my dad brought out the guitar and this happened” Where is the full song tho The black lives matter shirt, the chicken
poke-trainer-n: akira-the-awesumsauce: If you’ve ever played Legend of Zelda, You’ll understand. I love the Link on the ground. It’s like the chicken slayed him and the other Links are avenging his death.
femmebosskoopa: ithotyouknew2: veryfineshawty: arabellesicardi: dar-a: diaz-devan: whitegirlsaintshit: gaspack: im the girls. i’m the chicken nuggets This is really me us tag yourself i’m the squat I’m the drinking wine I’m
fartgallery: “why did the chicken cross the road?” is an elaborate question created by the government to distract us from the REAL issues
just-shower-thoughts: I realized the joke, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” To get to the other side" was a suicide joke.
accursedasche: seriouslyamerica: It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny.
chieguevara: you know when you’re at the casual family dining chain restaurant and you’re too embarrassed to say the stupid fucking cutesy name they came up with for chicken tenders or whatever? imagine that feeling taken to the farthest possible
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