the chickening
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so yeah, i made this silly stuff today, based on a scene from the awesome short “Expiration Date” anyway i tough that would be fun to make because Gala have the same stupid pick up lines like the scout and well here it is
cotestrong: KING OF THE CHICKENS! as requested by haleyscomett-art i took on the task of a Markichicken wearing a crown and holding a bunch of baby chickens because THAT’S ADORABLE. so thar he blows! also please excuse its hugeness… i got carried
foodffs: Chicken katsu. Japanese comfort food with a simple cabbage salad on the side. Recipe: http://www.hillreeves.com/home/chicken-katsu Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!
Kat & Kat Hypnotized: In this GIF Kat has been hypnotized to believe she’s a chicken, while the other Kat sleeps in the background.
hpreducedto1: ‘Bill Cipher and Tyrone’ Here it is. I worked on this on and off for a couple of nights. The original filename was ‘Charlie Adler is Bill Cipher’. I’ve been watching a buttload of Cow and Chicken in the office just for
hilloween: problackboy: I’m screaming look at that bitches face she dead ass pushed the chicken off the building Chicken
lady-feral:jimmyrection:orange is the new blackALL I WANTED WAS TO EAT THE CHICKEN THAT IS SMARTER THAN OTHER CHICKENS AND TO ABSORB ITS POWER
ob2komario: birdschoolforbirds: birdschoolforbirds: million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.
rjdrawsstuff: Carnival Kerfuffle: The Animaticstarring Beppi the Clown The instant I saw this fucker in Cuphead I only had one voice for him in my head; Charlie Adler. Audio is from a bunch of clips from Cow and Chicken. My best guess as to what Beppi’s
ollybollywolly: annoying-furry: the song made me so fucking terrified and i thought they were gonna make a pussy i’m literally shaking this music makes me feel like I’m being chased by chicken pussy Why do some people just teeter on the line of
gymaaholic: Lifters At The Restaurant Be Like I want the chicken sandwich with a supplement chicken sandwich! http://www.gymaholic.co/nutrition
texts from the tardis
internetdoashouting:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to sayMEASLES IS NOT THE CHICKEN POX MEASLES IS NOT THE CHICKEN POX IT DOES NOT WORK THE SAME WAY YOU ARE SPREADING A PLAGUE OH MY GOD.Ok guys please do not consider Fox News an actual
From now on I’m going to call everyone a butt chicken
asexualgem: So I got the best request in the world today - Pearl as a chicken! (with bonus bby Steven) Thank you for giving me a reason to draw this, I hope you like it!
catsbeaversandducks: Scruffles The Fat Cat And his chicken fellows! Photos by ©Scruffles The Fat Cat
scope-dogg: the-emef: ob2komario: birdschoolforbirds: birdschoolforbirds: million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken
captain-of-the-anime-corps: anti-christ: and here is the fearsome S-class ninja Uchiha Itachi running after a chicken Or is the chicken chasing him
awwww-cute: A chicken appeared in my back garden a couple of weeks ago and people were worried how my dog would react, they seem just fine. Reddit meet Lucy the lab and Choke the chicken
wolvesandtools: gregwuzhere: ooohnyo: nasty-mf: tarynel: mainmanblackdynamite: Shrimp Ribs. Nah, the steak Steak or shrimp doesnt matter I haven’t had any fried food in months now, so the chicken can go. Did this mother fucker just say chicken
Cat vs Chicken Dash the kitten plays with Mora the chicken. Video here.
deezcandiedyamztho: uncreativelyinclined: sexschoolcruise: dynastylnoire: godgazi: Accurate: LISTEN Yall mothers some sorceress out this bih i ain’t even see chicken in that fridge !!!!! The chicken in the sink thawing lol
okobogeee: okobogeee: okobogeee: I’m watching chop and it’s the whiskey and wing challenge. The Black guy immediately seasoned his chicken and then this white guy was like “I’m gonna keep it Asian” and he just threw the chicken in the pan
becausebirds: Deep in the forests of Central Java, towering above the surrounding trees, lies an abandoned, crumbling church in the shape of a giant chicken with its beak open mid-squawk. Locals have dubbed it the “chicken church.” 🐔 [video of
conformalinkay: eyjoey: conformalinkay: Also I accidentally killed a chicken while fighting a blood dragon, and for some reason the blood dragon was a witness to the chicken’s slaughter, coz once I killed it it said “last witness killed, 40 bounty
nambroth: becausebirds: Deep in the forests of Central Java, towering above the surrounding trees, lies an abandoned, crumbling church in the shape of a giant chicken with its beak open mid-squawk. Locals have dubbed it the “chicken church.” 🐔
fightingscholarlykrogan: thehalfbloodprinceofbelair: hashtag-metis-swag: mapsontheweb: The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken This is so important nOBODY has mentioned the fact that the chicken is Kentucky
problackboy: I’m screaming look at that bitches face she dead ass pushed the chicken off the building The chicken…
professordrunkan-deactivated201: Okay, so, the chickens are doing some kind of festival dance around the baby. I think they’re going to sacrifice it to the chicken lord.
phantomdoodler: phantomdoodler: wHAT DID YOU DO TO THE CHICKEN I posted this during the blackout and I am still wondering what happened to the chicken
teaseitgav: professordrunkan-deactivated201: Okay, so, the chickens are doing some kind of festival dance around the baby. I think they’re going to sacrifice it to the chicken lord. Remember
somecompany: when you’re the best dressed @ the chicken spot (at Crown Fried Chicken)
busty-babez: Ordering at Hooters: “I’ll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.” - Michael G. Scott Wauwww
apha4me: visualvexation: cozimaniehauz: odditymall: This is mankind’s greatest scientific accomplishment. It’s like the chicken that’s because it’s based on the technology that stabilizes cameras, which is based on chickens This will be
fightingscholarlykrogan:thehalfbloodprinceofbelair: hashtag-metis-swag: mapsontheweb: The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken This is so important nOBODY has mentioned the fact that the chicken is Kentucky
planetplumbob: explosive-jingly-tardis: twofingerswhiskey: MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON
badkidsjokes: What did the chicken say to the pilot? Can I have a ride to chicken island.
just-shower-thoughts: In Moana the chicken has to be told not to eat rocks. Also in Moana…. The Rock has to be told not to eat the chicken.
duckdotcom:cumpster-diving:duckdotcom:people have mad respect for farmers who get up early every morning to collect eggs from the chickens but nobody ever talks about me, the guy who has to get up even earlier to put eggs in the chickens so they can lay
just-shower-thoughts: In Moana the chicken has to be told not to eat rocks. Also in Moana…. The Rock has to be told not to eat the chicken. 😂😂😂😂
thegrandelusa: the-emef: ob2komario: birdschoolforbirds: birdschoolforbirds: million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken
becausebirds: the-ruffian: chuuface: rudecanadian: chuuface: becausebirds: Boy hugs chicken is back! This time the boy has a haircut and the chicken doubts if she has the right boy. [watch video] i like this because i’m like 100% sure she doesn’t
hex-kween: the-emef: ob2komario: birdschoolforbirds: birdschoolforbirds: million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken
problackboy: I’m screaming look at that bitches face she dead ass pushed the chicken off the building The chicken.
asgardreid:@johnniewaswolf you’re from California you don’t get an opinion about fried chicken Absolutely go fuck yourself!!! I’m black. That’s all the legitimacy I need.
twofingerswhiskey: explosive-tardis: twofingerswhiskey: MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON
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