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thethreehares: I know that people shit on Druddigon, but I love it so much. It looks like a heraldic dragon that should have been brought to life via 80s horror movie effects, and that’s basically my aesthetic.
now that my brain is slowed down by the alcohol, I realizxe that when I get up tomorrow, that Ill have a shit ton of pokemon posts to tag cause I couldjnt type tags properly so I gave up
samandriel: i wish that there were miniature whales like 6 inch whales that you could put in a tank and own as a pet like wow guys look at my pet whale how great would that be
big-green-style: I just lost my shit Yeah right, you know how badly that shit fucking hurts.
huge-toysdildos: 11ringsslut: Aaah yes - after all my exercise - pay off ! - masters full hand up my shit hole - my god wonderful . That’s what I’m made for . Do you want to fist my sloppy loose cunt? Click here!
Why am I still seeing someone on my dash, that I blocked? Or is Tumblr just shit?
chodetown: best ass in midorijima + best ass eater in midorijima lot of reqs for this one lmao like i wasn’t going to do it on my own anyway
there are these fuckboys in the back of my class talking and bragging about how they trick girls into thinking they put a condom on and holy shit burn them at the stake.
i was literally trying not to start shit i literally said that i wanted a serious discussion why are u on anon hiding ur faces trying to start shit and not at all contributing to the topic
missmarisssss: sinaloense: brownglucose: iverbz: memejacker2kxx: holy shit this video is amazing shout out to my messicans one time He’s a brave soul lol I wish more people would’ve joined that dude. Shit i would’ve wanted to sock one of
Females don't understand that saying "I always get what I want" is the easiest way to make sure they don't get shit from me.
doomsday519: *Government shuts down* *Congress gets paid regardless* That shit got me hot. Wifey ain’t got no check so everything on my shoulders, and these niggas still get paid? For what?! Beyond heated right now.
whitegirlsaintshit: queefdollaz: i spent 3 months in baltimore as a kid came back home with permed straightbacks a fitted cap n a velour sweatsuit my mom cussed my aunt out i’m pretty certain that’s still the look there Shit, my neighbor went
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: Shit. That made my skin crawl. Baldwin has always laid it straight on the line.
spectrum-infinity: starslicer:Wonder what jiggaboos souled out for this shit. Oh my fucking god. This probably one of them “I don’t see race” type bitches.
scarfacedd:sweetheartpleasestay:stopwhitepeopleforever:This is fucking infuriatingHere’s a link the the full article on Twitchy. A brief excerpt:In my junior year of college, I realized that I didn’t have the grades or test scores to get into medical
oneoakdutch: afropenubian: ourmomentsinlove: cleophatracominatya: oldschool-unticorn: iamjacofalltrades: Some GREAT AcroYoga sessions with my gyal Sandy! Tons of fun with this Kween i want to do this thatwhiteshameremu this could be is but I’m
mangoluvah: snizzydoesit: stopwhitepeopleforever: 10 screenshots from my rant on the Charleston Shooting tonight. Talk yo shit Get it out baby because we all are right there with you…
Me. I never encourage that side shit if my homie got a good girl at home. Tell him to take his undeserving ass home. Now if she some shit…..
bigdaddy3146: annieskywalker: summmer-solstice: royalpineapplejunky: lebritanyarmor: what ? I’ve been shitting wrong my entire life , fam ? Ain’t That Some Shit I start doing this & it feels so much better. I got the lil step stool lmao
tarynel: liposucction: Today I saw this girl I fought in high school she sliced my shoulder in like 2012 and I still have the scar tell me how I still wanted to fuck her up in 2016……. You a thug lol It’s a nigga that I last fought in the
ohitsjustgreg: theblacksophisticate: Yes. Black people are not the only ones shut out of the Oscars. This is true. That said, I definitely invite my non-Black brother and sister PoC to shake shit up for themselves. Don’t be mad at the noise made by
deebott: co-vnt: chescaleigh: here’s what happens when you call out white feminists “I wanna work in this business but i don’t want to compromise my morals”Watching this really hit home for me and this issue has been something that I’ve
welcometooplanetx: lol 😂😂 it honestly be like that Oh shit, I do this with my oldest son because his ass bad as shit lol
succotashes: I’m bouta throw my phone this ain’t even the right album cover Mine doing that same shit, lil Wayne face is on Ghostface songs and shit
enigmatic-nic: cemebeats: himynameisrollin: dswvvy: sobeitjay: pashionforfashion21allday: yamcha: Can’t tell me black people cant make the dumbest shit look raw Lmfaooooo My people 👏🏾👏🏾 white folk cant do this dswvvy Wavvvvvy
odinsblog: Excerpt from #1 above: JOSEPH HOUSEMAN: That’s my First Amendment right. POLICE: No it’s not. You can’t swear. HOUSEMAN: That’s bullshit. I can threaten you if I want to. POLICE: That’s incorrect. HOUSEMAN: I can threaten you.
thaunderground: onn-melancholy-hill: rudegyalchina: gabzillatheillestandrealest: blackgirlsreverything: ewww He needs to go the fuck away. That shit is nasty. And it needs to be properly frozen. GET OUT. Colourism and European beauty standards
lebritanyarmor: honeydippedcreampuff: diosa-flower: He hits that shit so smooth 😩😍 I lovvveee him 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🙌🙌🙌😥😥 this my shit .
legendaryboobs: pussy-and-pizzza-x: sheholdsyoucaptivated: milliondollarmami: My wedding open bar I’m loving this concept What the shit The only time I care about they she’s ever done That’s his fucking rider? Wild.
sobeitjay: S/O to all my black folk listening to more than one genre of music instead of just rap while they friends look at them with that funny look Shit, niggas look at me funny for listening to female artists like Beyoncé and Solange and Corinne
prettyboyshyflizzy: bey-ahoneybee: tarynel: imsoshive: I will gladly beat your agefluid ass if you came around my child with this bullshit. Some like some pedophile shit Alternative facts!! That picture is disgusting
clarknokent: nakeyaj729: imnonbinary: shohole: chokesngags: 1stfrom92: I’m confused and disgusted YO WHAT. THIS IS THE WHITEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN WTFFFFFFF what the fuck what in the HELL Fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
ankhmami: monster–zero: tkdontslay: calmvolcano: nakedpalette: calmvolcano: nakedpalette: calmvolcano: sonoanthony: can’t wait to nut in my wife and not be anxious that she could get pregnant cus that’s the plan :) That sounds like your
A white woman just stole my uber, in hot.
sapphiredoves: everybodyhatesjroth: blasianxbri: BITCH THIS TEA IS PIPING FUCKING HOT. I BURNT MY MOUTH SIPPING ON THIS SHIT. FUCKING ROASTED YALL LEFT OUT THE ENDING THOUGH!! “And ain’t that just like White Feminism? Always getting up on somebody
dimplesndick: tried-it: bae–electronica: tried-it: bae–electronica: If you don’t shave ya butthole then you going to hell.. so says the good Lord! Guess I’m goin then, shit too risky. I be damned if I get razor bumps next to my bootyhole
bae–electronica: fonzworthcutlass: Wild. 😲😫 You would have to cut me a financially-freeing check (a gang of zeros on that ho) and provide me two fifths of Henny Privilege to get me to do this wild shit with my parents.
rapunzel-corona-lite: lebritanyarmor:my god . . damn he was hella stiff with it and he still sound like he shattered that nigga’s femur with the vibrations of the jaw smack alone. How you just let him rock yo shit with no resistance….you deserve
vxtxv: -He came up to me one morning and asked for my number. I declined and when that didn’t work I offered to take his number. That backfired because he wanted to confirm that I typed it in correctly and pressed the call button when I showed him
c-bassmeow:Idk which one is funnier My kids school ran out of paper earlier this month. I doubt there’ll be a budget for firearms. Miss me with that shit
aki-anyway: No, you don’t, Tom. I’ve never been kicked in the nuts in my life, chances are you deserved that, so make better life choices. Periods aren’t a choice, and the pain don’t last for 30 seconds. Do better.
soravagemecrazy: Terrible Shit I popped a 15mg oxy and was no good for 36 hours, if you can pop xans and oxys like candy you have serious issues.
laurdlannister-kingslayer: popular-c-c: So for the “history of unions in tv and movies” video, my favorite thing I dug up was this bit about South Park during the 2008 writers strike. Those guys are…not awesome at supporting their peers. (If
gentlefdomboy: playfully-sadistic: nightinngales: my condolences to anyone who slept with kyle Why are men like this Just admit that you’re bad in bed and that’s that Buddy after u posted this your odds of finding someone willing to “study
fangirlatlarge: slay-kyojin: e-r-e-r-i: Source I Just Noticed The Reflections Of The Characters On The Blades thank you for that
opheliacmuses: operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT
zedasaysdudealot: thatsonofamitch: Remember when everyone was giving more than two shits about that internet petition to tell the obama administration WE DON’T WANT CISPA? Lot of good that did, and by “lot” I mean none. CISPA recently, and shamelessly,
There was a spider bigger than a quarter on my wall. It was shiny black with furry legs and I thought it was a black widow at first. My heart stopped. Somehow, I killed it, and afterwards I proceeded to vacuum my entire living room, couch, and tomorrow
shot-ass: i heard you were talking shit
squishingmytum: Chubby 👏 tums 👏 are👏 my 👏 shit I see a chubby belly and I’m like 👌👌👌 WOO THAT’S SOME GOOD SHIT
nigeah: jjsinterlude: nigeah: jjsinterlude: nigeah: A real relationship is kept low key. But not a secret. Exactly. Like y’all can be postin pics up and shit. But all that spilling info out isn’t cute Shawty knows. I Be on my shit shawty
lavender-ice: theincredibleinedablezan: shankcrank: miktatertot: thepharaohtee: oh shit.. hhaaaa shit pftt— re-blogging out of fear that my brain subconsciously will make me die somehow if i don’t. fuck you though
frothyfrothy-loins: steroidallolita:fandom-with-a-ph:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.OH MY GODwhatWHATWHAT Um no..In the parlance of jazz, a square was a person who
evilrick: evilrick: this guy at my job has a gIANT crush on me and i gave him a paper that he thought was my number but its really my amazon wishlist he has a tumblr and saw this welcome to my shit blog
gunpowderandspark:I predicted this to the exact day in mid-December. That’s how easily understood this virus is.And yet, we continue…
So we were playing 3 flags up in the pool with a frisby and i slayed obviously but my cousin was like um you know I’ll just be the thrower because you’re female. And i asked him what he meant by that and he couldn’t explain himself
major-leaque: when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking
bumbarbie: littlepandabear: blackgirlsrpretty2: BLACK GIRL MAGIC!! Sophina DeJesus, UCLA That was cute as hell! YAS she killed that shit
goldensweetcheeks: viewsfromthexy: trillassthugga: bishopmyles313: applekintsungi: uncle-dre: I am a fucking freak I had to read it to understand that my freak ness is crazy Ain’t shit freaky bout this, this is PG shit lol. It’s what you
