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Yee-haw! Ride em fuckin Cowboy! I want to saddle this slut, wrap my hand around her pony tail, dig my spurs into her hips and pound that fuckin shit chute! Sick perverts that want to send me pics can find me on Kik: Spreadthatasshole
I do this shit in my Japanese Art and Culture class…XD every week… There’s a girl that watches SPN in it. I showed her one of the comics mid-class, that I didn’t think was very funny. >>; I’m not allowed to show
hotwifescuck: a-wank-and-a-nap: iwantmygflikethis: I want my gf like this. Yes! Love! http://hotwifescuck.tumblr.com
Listen, slut. There are nights that I love to hear you bitch and moan about your aching fucking balls and how you just can’t handle it anymore or how your jaw just can’t handle my strap-on anymore and all that whiny shit. But my boss was reall
qwertyas134:somehow the vry dangerous knowledge that thrs a tentacle boss in osrs that strips u of ur armour made its way in2 my hands so *SWEATS*
Nico Puri Joushi Dou just came up in the LLSIF challenge as my final song and im about to FINESSE THAT SHIT
I think i’m losing my shit… Seriously man, the whole thing with Wonder Woman is bigger than it should be, to the point that somebody asked me today on facebook “how come you didn’t tell me that John Constantine is a LGBT character” my
tigerator: the worst part about my ‘funnies’ tag being #christ is that on days like easter and christmas my minced oaths look more like blasphemy & i’m not here to get called out by chris cross over “how dare you tag that meme as Our Lord
Muahaha so guess who has WiFi that actually connects? THE DOCTORS OFFICE Is it a reasonable speed? NOPE IT’S SLOW AS SHIT Are they gonna kick me out for loitering an excessively long time after my appointment? SEEMS PRETTY UNLIKELY BUT IF THEY
robotlyra: fedoraspooky: Can this be the soundtrack to my life please? Ragtime Clair de Lune sounds like an ending credits theme from a Mario Bros Game
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
It has come to my attention that Sombra wears those foot shoes So here’s my prediction of her personality~ And if you think I’m making this shit up, go look at the most unfashionable people you’ve ever seen… they also run this website~
juug-papi: king-joaquin: tbh i dont care who’s gay. that shit don’t effect my life in the slightest so why would i even attempt at making that my business…i never understood why people want to ban same sex marriage, like you literally standing
bend-me–over: Since I had to remake my NSFW blog (thanks to whoever spread my shit around), I figured I would just mass post all the #me tag from it so that I could get that out of the way 👍🏻
remember that time I talked cash shit about how shitty and awful I thought JJBA: All Star Battle was? and all those jojo fans got mad at me? well my opinion hasn’t changed that game fucking sucks.
baitqueen2: thebookofbaits: 2iconic2bait: baitedhearts: 2iconic2bait: baitqueen2: The Stolen Collection 🤗 Here’s the link to everyone that Cookieontsunami stole from my collection. That bitch ain’t making no more coins off my shit 😇
dcotn: oh, I’m gonna wound you… this would for sure be my desktop were it not for the fact that my mom is always all up on this computer and I am a major closet case. yeah. I mean, look at that sexy shit. god damn. Dis musical.
Writing Eren/Armin fic, because if I can’t have a reality that people are trans* and brainsick and have successful friendship then I’m going to write fictional ones that do.
Let’s see if I can come to terms with the fact that most of the people I know really don’t give a shit about my mental health problems quick enough to get enough sleep tonight.
mahouprince: mahouprince: Well, I was tagged! So here we go~ six selfies! I taaaaag… Everyone! Have fun and pick selfies that make you feel like you could conquer the world~~ Aaaaahhhh oh my!! This is my most reblogged post on tumblr and that makes
afrodeitys:if we’re being honest nd tumblr’s anti recovery attitude is part of what delayed my mental growth and path towards getting better for so long. i got wrapped up in the idea that if i’m not constantly suffering then i’m not really mentally
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: It is with a heavy heart that I am forced to announce that I must disassemble my lawn chunks. Yes, my critically tolerated yard sculpture
While I’m thinking about stuff, A lot of times I think about just ignoring/blocking all my followers so they wouldn’t have to see my shit on their dashes. Not that any of them would notice. The only thing thats keeping me from just deleting
emperiocism: penccils: eridangarang: I JUST REALIZED THAT I COULD RIP ALL OF MY CLOTHES OFF AND WALK OUT OF MY HOUSE. THERES NOTHING STOPPING ME FROM DOING THAT tumblr user eridangarang realizes the beauty of life tumblr user eridangang is arrested
yswx: un-xsteady: If your girl sends you a selfie you’re supposed to obsess over that shit, make her feel good. Like yes that’s my fucking babygirl lookin fine as hell. pls
One of my favorite quotes/photos ever. It is a principal I have tried to live by and one that my wife is coming to embrace. Don’t be ashamed of what you want, what you like or what interests you (as long as that shit isn’t illegal)…
Why the fuck is it posts on my dash from people I don’t follow? The fuck is going on around here? I’m not talking about that sponsored shit, tumblr savior blocks that, I mean regular blogs I wouldn’t even fuck with are on my dash with
thebaise: Sad but true How the fuck is this true? I’m black, my sister black, my kids black, my best friend black, my wife black, my cousins black, my neighbor’s black, got a gang of black friends and that picture don’t represent
theapatheticstag:callistho:I swear to God the camera director deserves a fucking Emmy I threw this shade at my roommate and she was just as dumbstruck This ain’t my normal type shit, but damn that’s a fire question.
weaintaboutshit: plotprincessss: itsduonne: fxckaurl: takawaste: good lmao I’m sick of this trend of dudes fake cheating on their girls it’s not funny and he deserved that Right. I'da ducked his shit up to Wow You three trifling as fuck and
alwaysbewoke: jean-luc-gohard: My favorite is that story every white person has that’s like, “My friend didn’t get into her dream school because they took a black guy with a lower GPA instead.” As though they were in the admissions office and
trufflebootybuttercream: bagel-butt: trufflebootybuttercream: nalgaemoji: I’m always ripping my cute lace underwear with my long nails :’-( shit bitch me too i swore i was the only one who had this problem so when i do get holes in them i
nutfertiti: I wasn’t going to speak on this Badu fiasco but it’s bothering me. I grew up in a southern Baptist home. As a child i was often clothed in dresses that passed my knees, socks that came up to my ankles and often a long sleeved shirt layered
iamnotsebastianstan:he doesn’t name names but we all know It blows my mind that we all know. It further blows my mind that he doesn’t have a grip on reality, grammar, etiquette or professionalism, but he’s a fucking billionaire.
boootyfriedrice: theimaginarythoughts: thatgirlsherine: msdyanicarissa: Niggas always thirst over you when they don’t have you but once they do that shit just stop.. that’s so wack of y'all. 😴 LOUDER. The thrill of the chase Still thirst
clvsterfvcks: I am laughing so hard, that wall painting is like ‘‘oh shit I thought I locked the door this is soo embarrassing stoP STARING AT MY BUTT!’‘… Needless to say that my Inquisitor likes butts.
Some kid wants to fight me, it’s not that I wanna whips his ass too but I’m not risking my senior rights for that excuse of a student he’s going even know who’s he’s dealing with, btw Snitching on my sister doesn’t
blasianxbri: madmanxxl: blasianxbri: blasianxbri: you got that red lipstick on; baby, kiss me ‘til your lipstick gone. flooding my shit with my face because i can and whatevaaaa. This should under the definition of seductive lol is that what
This darling here is my life<3 I don’t know what I would do without her. She deals with my shit everyday just like I deal with hers. She never complains that I talk too much(which I talk a lot). She brought out a girl in me that I didn’t
healingx: The thing about invisible illness is that you feel so guilty for mentioning it bc everyone views it as complaining. There’s a difference between asserting your needs and complaining but a lot of people don’t see it that way. This has caused
kimchievic: egbertitties: atomicpowered: gr0sse: higashizawa: remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythign And my personal favorite ARE YOU KIDDING ME This is one of my favorite posts on this goddamn
daisypeach: daisypeach: you guys all talk about how “petty” you are but one time my mom was so annoyed that the house was a mess that she made an actual vlog of her walking around the house and calling out every single family member for their shit
sebstansstan: allured-aesthetic: I want that kind of love where my person just looks at me and thinks “I’m so in love with you.” ya know “my person” omg I love that.
juilan: HE DID THIS THING TO MY ASS THAT MADE MY EYES WATER
I had a super erie feeling that my ex was talking shit about me, & guess what, he fucking was. Not my fault people don’t want to be your friend because they think what you did to me was wrong lol. Maybe if you weren’t a shady person that
i-love-word-association-games: brainfuzz: i-love-word-association-games: Can we please stop the White Feminist™ idea that naked = empowered? Because I had to watch the Muslim girl in my history class lucture the class on Islam’s treatment of women
xxxfamilyfun: “I hope you have something special planned for your father tomorrow, kiddo,” said my mom. She thought that my sister and I could be ungrateful shits, but she had no clue. I can’t speak for my sister, but I had my own my way of showing
nixxies: sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen
Shoutout to that one follower that reblogs my shit. You my nigga.
brass-tacks-time: dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time: dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time: GTFO. Go H.A.M. or GTFO 🐂 I don’t need gentle. I want a real man that handles shit. I need a man that’ll pull my hair and smack my ass. I
It has come to my attention that in this house I’m staying in there are the exact number of cocks that I could potentially please at once… (3 holes, 2 hands.. like a true gangbang) … And I’m not sure what to do with this info so I’m dumping
laurashley:Further proof that my hair only looks nice right before I get in the shower. !! my hair does some shit like that too girl i feel u
All my blog is now is Midnight Cinderella trash with a few bits and things of weird shit scattered inbetween and I’m kind of sorry but I’m also really not because tHIS IS MY LIFE NOW #NORAGRETS
skykaidonotshowkids: cumforkitty: REACHED OVER 2K FOLLOWERS! Thank you for all that follow me and deal with my shit, this is a little treat for you. My god, that was sexy. Wish I could see more, but alas. I’m broke like a fucking joke.
I need to hurry up and finish drawing these dicks because there is something I want to do that’s sfw or at the least nobody has their dangly bits out or in someone. I would hit up the energy drinks again to get em done but I like the roof of my
Has anyone every stumbled upon their siblings more personal stuff. That shit you know you weren’t supposed to find? I was asking because I remember the time I found my brother’s magic wand… Looking for the remote so I can change the
jen-iii: “Don’t Worry, With each hit she gets stronger. She uses that energy to fight back! That’s what makes her special.” Hot hot tater tot stole my heart all over again this episode
These r all new episodes that r coming out ( sorry for any spoilers but me and my sis haven’t been on our secret cite that tells us all new episodes for SU and I saw Know your fusion and had to show u)
Me: *Scrolling*Me: *sees the beginning of a fan gif of Ruby and sapphire kissing*Me: AHH THATS SO CUT-wait a second that’s my gif I made
