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“I know you don’t eat while you’re working, but would you make an exception for my sausage?”
bodriversblog: I wanted a lil bro of my own, so I asked Coach to infect my roommate’s DS with the virus. Marcus always spent too much time on that thing, when I wanted a roommate I could lift with, play ball with, or do any other bro shit with. But
djangodurango: makememandy: there used to be a satanic, crosss-dressing lobster on tv and nobody complained Holy shit, this guy. He was my favorite, after that clown that turned into a mime and sucked all the color and sound out of the town. Oh those
Thug-Bait - J-Roc J-Roc, “Aye man gone somewhere with that, rubbin on my legs an shit.” (that’s not the actual dialogue)
“It was me Satoru, it was me all along” that’s what i heard in my head while watching tha scene, i kinda knew since the last episode but honestly fuck that teacher
blue-eyed-hanji: tribalpunk: I lost my shit in class today because I was looking through this binder that the professor had that had different kinds of masks and under the “commedia” section it had this sir that aint no italian theature that’s
Oh shit. Oh crap. Oh fuck. Fucking fuck. Well, let’s pray to the RNG gods that refines like me. Because I smell that my ME AB needs that. Badly.Oh. Right. I need a fucking new KK card for that too. FML.
infinite-jubilation: today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood
frigidloki: frigidloki: i never anticipated that in the year 2017 i would crack open my old ygo reaction gif folder from literally years ago to use in an actual conversation i added a couple from my recent delve back into the fandom but for shits and
holy shit. my mom abused me. she emotionally abused me. doing research she fits a lot of the things, and reading about what happens to kids abused by their parents its to fucking close home. fuck. that’s not good. i don’t have words. my mom abused
blackgeologist: I like how people talk about slavery as if it was something that happened 5000000 years ago. This is my great papa he was born I think in July of 1900. That’s my auntie laughing and that’s him holding me. His parents were slaves.
i don’t sit here expecting white people to help with the black struggle. the struggle is against THEM. idgaf if they get it or not. i am not asking for my freedom or my life. im taking that shit.
thaunderground: I keep telling my brother to stop taking his son to the barbershop without washing his hair first, they don’t wanna be cutting his hair with that bullshit he keep putting in his hair. True shit. My son the dirtiest lil dude alive I
strivingking: and tbh, Shit like this is my EXACT problem with that Rachel ladyI see this story in Charleston, look at my skin, and say “THOSE PEOPLE WERE KILLED FOR HAVING THE SAME COLOR SKIN I HAVE! I AM NOT SAFE!SHE cannot look at her skin and
Exactly When it was my aunt, she wasn’t shit. Now that’s it’s Abigail, let’s pull out all the stops and make shit right.
pettypia: di-zzzy: boofbagbandito: tmodm-xx: Lol this is….I don’t even know wow 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 I don’t know the circumstances, but I swear it can’t be that serious. Now them charges being thrown.
stilesisminx: builtbybeans: Also, Spanish speakers please correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that “para” is the wrong form of “for” to use in that sentence. From my limited Spanish knowledge, I believe that these signs are implying that
stunningpicture: A kid that lives in the Dominican Republic. He doesn’t know me, or the fact that the anti-theft software on my computer is taking pictures of him whenever he’s on my laptop that was stolen from me over a year ago.
lagonegirl: “That’s not me”? This only makes any sense if she’s claiming that it’s literally some other person on the video. Like, “No, that’s not me. That’s my twin sister. I was at the movies that day.”
robbie-ona: Literally my favorite episode 😩😩😂😂😂 This fat girl named Amy called me grimace in the cafeteria in 11th grade I ain’t lived it down since, I felt that cut in my soul lmao
king-emare: kptboredom: friendly-neighborhoodhufflepuff: sixpenceee: LEGO wall with secret rooms by reddit user u/naji102 OH MY GOSH Really my life goal is to have Zedd money so I could do the shit he doe. Like this, for example. Holy shit
nottsoperrfect2: 😂 That’s when I say “that’s a problem for tomorrow me” and crank that shit back up
actionables: today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a ‘compliment’) and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger’
itscarororo: oolongearlgrey: everydaycomics: HANDS!!! sorry for my bad hand writing The point I’m trying to drive home, is that draw things the way that best suits you. How-to-books had me all mixed up in my teen years, but then I decided to break
devoutchains:sometimes i hate that I’m a virgin but then i realize that it totally fulfills my corruption kink if i got my shit ruined 🤪 imma just have to wait my turn ig
Holidays suck in general to me, but everyone around insists I ‘get into the spirit’ … yeah, right. No thanks. I work retail. The ‘spirit’ is apparently a bunch of assholes that never walk into a bookstore at any other time of year coming
I feel like there has been a literal bloodbath between sex workers on Tumblr lately. Holy crap there’s been so much drama. I’m just over here chillin with an umbrella trying not to get blood on my lingerie :3
caloriqe:mckillington:i-zelyonii-popugai: mustbekarma: agentbartowski: can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional? nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays. One shits you not Also acceptable:
cumformecalum: I wanna be one of those extremely popular blogs that people are like ‘oh shit she’s online’, ‘omfg she liked my post’ or ‘omg she reblogged my selfie/post’ or ‘wtf she message me’ or something like that sigh :/
phemiec: OH MY GOD My girlfriend just pointed out that, because Garnet was actually the first cross-gem fusion, and homeworld had NEVER seen that before, it is basically 100% guaranteed that Garnet is the one who gave them the idea for the cluster. No
woodmeat: tinypusa: kissmykonverse: karayray1: bravebrowngal: I wanted this so stinking bad as a kid “You must be crazy to think ima buy that stupid shit” why that’s exactly what my moms said? 😂😂😂 i mad that my mama told me the
Bad bloodBad blood by nao is my shit. I could play that shit all damn day an still love it like it’s my 1st time hearing it. 😂😂 Especially w/ this toxic relationship around me it has me feeling every word she sings. It’s like a tug a war game
mackkenmaedchen: skinny—girl: cumber-bitches: “NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP
rielisms: “Graves of dead leaves Drowned my feet as I walk; But there’s no way, I will let you see that. You have seen enough Of my frowns and tears, To see that I am far From summer and spring. My sadness and cries, Has failed me as a human being.
If one more person at work compares my afro to a microphone, I’m gonna lose my shit…that shit ain’t funny. Fuck you.
i legitimately forget about the option to buy things in store. i was telling my best friend that i’m gonna order an iphone on friday and she was like ‘dude just go to the att store’ and i was like OH SHIT THATS RIGHT YOU CAN DO THAT.
kurtcolemansmum: burninggreen: myownsundays: briderbigny: hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight: sorry tumblr Too high for this shit Not even high and this shit is bananas holy shit THAT AINT FUCKIN ALLOWED
punch-drunkheart: Wow. Just wow. I. DID. NOT. EXPECT. THAT. AT. ALL. LET ME DIE This, I’ll reblog. Holy. Shit. Almost cried. Dead. Oh… omg, I didn’t expect that, my heart dropped. omg. :oo oh my gosh . …………… My heart dropped, I
beyond-y0ur-limits: mindoftheunkind: b0ngmarley420: hopeandjuliet: I would shit my fucking pants I would kill myself My soul would of evaporated right there Your worst nightmare coming true.
a-little-bitofthis-and-that: zionisdope: kairo-koutureee: demho3zhatinq: yungnet: “yo deeper my guy” I lost my shit when lmfao “this shit is straight yours”^ you sure she not from NYC b ? 😂 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭
creap: 552: actionables: today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a ‘compliment’) and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with ‘saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger’
omg it’s so freaking weird when people who have nothing in common with my blog (according to what I find on theirs) like shit from my tumblr I’m like how the fuck did you find me anyway? AND YOU DON’T EVEN GET THE JOKES THAT THESE
jaredandjensenareinlove: i’m here for Dylan’s orgasm face that’s it, that’s it
so like I wish I spoke farsi so I could understand what my baba is saying when he curses me the fuck out luckily my sister in law was there tonight when he went apeshit on me so she could translate that he called me a piece of dog shit and a few other
Looking through my really old art(and I mean this shit old) it’s so damaged and faded that my PoS scanner laughs at it. I’m trying to figure out when I too chicken shit to try to draw different stuff. Back then it was I like this I wonder
sheekeepsmewarm:one time my girlfriend and I were having sex and my orgasm was so good that I had an asthma attack and she freaked out trying to find my inhaler. I lived tho
betaflower: jen-iii: petsche: jen-iii: We had a wild time with those puns if you will notice all of it is RWBY, that’s it. that’s how much we nerd over this show This is my life now. just letting you guys know that this was a thing that happpened
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saibrushsetting: I noticed an anon needed a version of SAI that doesn’t expire. I have the SAI that I use uploaded here on my google drive so that I can share it with people. It is an older version of SAI but it works perfectly fine for me and I’ve
This is my cosplay of Sapphy from Concupiscence. Sorry it took so long! (by @rubyssapphie)OOOHHHH M Y GO D O H MY GO D YOU LOOK SO GOOD HOLY SHIT RHIN @rhinocio LOOK A T THIS!!! LOOK THAT THEM THEY LOOK SO GOOD HOLY FUCK
featherdusters: *sees smooth digital art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that *sees effortless watercolor art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that *sees sketchy, angular art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like
I melt for that look, that “The shit’s about to get real look”, that “This has been a long time coming, bitch” look. I suspect it is because I know there will be no words that can dissuade him, the power is flowing through him and my feelings
what i meant in that last post is that i asked my mom for the pokemon black and white game and she says i have too many games so i ain’t getting it sobs
belovedyuu: What was going on in Kumiko’s mind at that moment.
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