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beeeatle: Sub-Zero making tea for Scorpion is my favorite thing from the entire story mode of Mortal Kombat X to be completely honest.
that “ready to die” shit, it was aight, it was aight, nah mean, that shit was aight, it was cool, but my shit is more john blaze than that!
Yeah I have a 1-29-13 update hangover. My alpha babbus are just so beautiful I legit cried over that update okay because everything was beautiful and nothing hurt somebody instagram dat shit. I meant to post this earlier but I caught the flu so I’m
My new headcanon is that now that Dirk is a Prince, all his horses have anime hair. Your Prince is awake, your shit is wrecked 21013 Update
highhlife: OMG if this bitch ran up on me in the street id fear for my life. and then kick the shit out of it. oh lawd thats ugly
guys flippin heck i found my old art books from the start of high school and i can’t stop laughing! i mean look at this thing i dont even i that hair??? IS THAT A FOOT I DONT EVEN?!? oh and should i do redraw of this?
My basement makes me look real tall. :o
that-art-skunk: Original line art is by McSweezy.Colouring (and the flag) are mine. [Higher Res]Just don’t ever give him a blowjob. holy shit dudethat’s some top fucking notch work
Shit for fun that I drew from scratch during my 7 hour long stream :”DShit bruh, my first time doing such pic tbh, I ded
caramelashton:Aight a lil random but the hug Angela and GGK gave each other after Angela was announced winner made me happy, it was the most wholesome thing that happened in the episode.
Every time relatives come over my mother has to bring up that embarrassing stage I went through of idolizing Aaron Carter and thinking he was the coolest shit ever when I was 7 and after that she says “But look at her now. Falling in love with
My Teen Quote
actualdutchjew: petal-metal: OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet
my six eyes tell me you're suguru geto
meanplastic: psyducked: one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying
distraction: fluffixation: pile-of-fail: ivyinspace: The perfect cuddling couch. That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one. My idea of household heaven right here. holy where do i get one
quasi-normalcy: herotterness: jaclcfrost: in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance
animexion: urtube: taze-that-chicken: urtube: It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t
shit i remember from my 2007 - 2013 fanfiction.net experiences (before i finally jumped ship for ao3 like everyone else)
I can still smell the shit-caked mats I had shaved off of that dog with the ticks. 20 ticks later that I had pulled from his body, I’m still scratching, too. I need to inhale something overly flowery to get this fucking smell out of my sinuses.
nomorecops: ranchdepressing: if that mouse had pants he would shit them the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg I am dying Wild domesticated shit
swimclubboys: From beast mode to “shit shit shit” in 0.5 seconds.
cosmic-artsu:dkfjgfh I’ve had this stuck in my head for a little too long now///saving sei’s reaction for another day (*~▽~)
my sister and i bought shit from lush and one of the ladies gave us each a giant slice of soap?? is that sth they usually do????
plotprincessss: tayelchapo: anaisfokoua: pettylifepresident: britskeyy: proverbialking:grizzlygains: wamwanfood: NSFW. I’m so turned on and I just had somethjng mac n cheese nything = mouthgasm this shit looks GROSS ! Especially that chocolate
thepanteranoir: washedgang: sincerelyhowifeel: makeitlikeitwasfanfic: shawtyyyredd: madenbrookland: trappunzelll: versacemon: Can y’all stop cause my momma got a picture just like this 😂😂 Not my mom lol Bruh, this the most accurate
thaunderground: my-steak: Cat agrees. That steak was cooked at too low of a temp. he can have that raw ass shit Thirty seconds on each side then plate it (ewww)
blacklivezmatter: MAKE THIS GO VIRAL. BLATANT RACISM AT UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, IRVINE. Oh my god, I used to rent from Equity, that’s shitty of them.
quietly-islayem: This nigga seem like the nicest nigga ever in all his videos lol. Thats wat make that shit funny. Sorry for being hella obvious lmao My first car was a minivan :(
succotashes: succotashes: I got some Shea Moisture products now so if these shits don’t work I’m fighting all y'all that advocate it I took a second look at my bank account and I’m returning all these GOTDAMN products
bryantsupreme: I dunno about yall, but if I get ignored enough times, I know how to admit defeat and bow out gracefully. Tbh if I get ignored ONCE, usually thats it for me, 1 and done.. Im not hopeful, my pride won’t allow me to continuously put myself
stappls: granddaddylongdick: hazeleyed1: alexbelvocal: I’m doing everything wrong 🙃🙃 I love her! 📝📝 This was me in middle school and then after that i dont know what happened in highschool lmfao If that was me she did that to she
That’s not cool, homie probably hurt like shit. But I can’t lie I was crying laughing at this shit😂😂😂
lenabeanss: voguenshit: theprojectsprodigy: If your mother doesn’t react like this then just throw her away 😂😂😂😂😂 Mom was REAT TA GOOOOOOO My moms ain’t on that type of time but my grandmother? She’d come out there
thatidomagirl: therobotmonster: baelor: It’s really easy to forget that lava still has the mass it has as rock. If my quick and dirty calculations are right (thanks metric system), the difference in density for basalt lava and basalt rock is tiny.
My face after watching the new season of OITNB after knowing how they like to write terrible endings for their woc characters.
jehovahhthickness: themoroccanempress: jehovahhthickness: bboyplankton: jehovahhthickness: eli0tknight: All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back. A small one? Gotta be in a loft at minimum lol. Literally
ahndaodiu: chleopatraapaige: nasfera2: This the most triflin shit I ever heard in my life 😂 LOL a gay man giving straight relationship advice..Nigga please Him: I’ma cheat on you 25 percent of the time but I’ma be there to support your
clockworkquartet: oh apparently guys dont like oversized sweaters eithergood, I wear that shit all the timeget your dick away from my pristine booty
I reinstalled coreldraw onto my computer again so that means I can spend my free time making stupid shit like this for no reason lol
MY MOM HAS BEEN DICK TEASING ME FOR WEEKS NOW. NOW THAT MY COCK IS PIPING HARD AND READY TO GIVE HER THE RPS TREATMENT. I’M A BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT THAT PUSSY AND ASS AND MOM IS DUE FOR A RAPING, POUNDING AND SODOMIZING AND I GOT A FULL LOAD
Parents guilt tripping their kids with the “I fed/bathed/sheltered you” shit would be the equivalent of me going to work and yelling “hey I showed up! What more do you want!!” to my supervisor.
My life (and that of my friend) was just threatened by two super cool fratty long islans guys who think they know they mob in a cab back from downtown. Kinda terrified since the kids live in my down community and actually were punching the seats we were
miss-nerdgasmz:miss-nerdgasmz:My favorite rooster teeth employee is that guy whose name starts with an ‘M’ that ate a ghost pepper, coughed out powdery stuff and voices the blond guy in RWBY
theshitfucksart: Man, living with your abuser is fun. Here, have some vent after some shit went down. It’s just a dump but you get the idea. Please do not repost or remove the caption. Friendly reminder that commissions are still open.
britgirl720: buzzfeed: Are you beach-body ready? sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my
bamboo-muse: thesedrugsthatkeepmehigh: reblogging this because spencer was the best thing that ever happened to this show He was apparently always doing wacky shit on set when the camera wasn’t on him to make people laugh and mess up their lines
girlinsky:tardisimpaula:Do you guys ever get that feeling where nothing is exciting anymore?Like, the holidays just seem like another day.My 16th birthday that I had been looking forward to forever was just a school day.New episodes of my favorite show
es-tea-enne: noncanadiansatan: bertismylife: vickisaurusrex: cute names for ur newborn child yeehaw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hte Spaghetti lil shit swiggity swoner i have a boner genocide come on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), we’re gonna be late how is that pronounced
Hate that my shits BROKE !!!
thehomierobbstark:EDUCATE THAT BITCH CLOVER
babeobaggins:Please know being your kindest doesn’t mean you have to allow people to treat you like shit. No one is allowed to treat you badly or speak badly about you and you should never let them. Sticking up for yourself is not being mean, that’s
oh my gosh the dragon thing had this describing it anD ITS SO FUCKING ME I CANNOT ‘You look after your friends and tend to their needs. For example, you probably lend your friends money or do favors for them without asking for anything in return. You
msu82: stego-garnet: freedreamerstudent: stego-garnet: thefurryshopper: This may not be a Steven Universe blog but I just want to say that Garnet’s thighs are just incredible. That is all. Amen. They are a gift from the gods. Your god damn right
I love drawing RWBY shit but y fucking god is crescent rose an absolute BITCH to draw but you can’t not like….exclude it because it looks so fucking cool vfcbdhcebhdn my poor WRIST
littlebabiebirdie: OOOooOOooOhh THATS MY SHIT RIGHT THERE
shout out to that fucking spider that decided to hang from the frame of the bathroom door, trapping me in there when I was half asleep I hope u had a good laugh . _ . u little shit
avagueidea: jaclcfrost: i’ll spread my wings and i’ll learn how to- oh. oh shit. i didn’t mean to knock that over. i underestimated my wingspan. shit. i’m so sorry
that post isnt about ship hate lmao…… god.this about people making posts tagging 23453 ships and boasting about their straight ships, as if they’re better than people who ship gay ships aka mostly queer people?? like wow finally queer
i woke up and went back to sleep a few times this morning and in those little spurts of random dreaming there was one that involved monos (a miracle) in some dangerous battle situation and blake was about to do something dumb and risky and weiss yelled
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