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Well, that backfired.So many of my friends let their dads fuck them so they can then get their dads to do whatever they want. After several months of fucking my dad I finally told him that I wanted a new car or else I’d tell Mom what had been going
daughterlover: Well, that backfired. So many of my friends let their dads fuck them so they can then get their dads to do whatever they want. After several months of fucking my dad I finally told him that I wanted a new car or else I’d tell Mom what
kdentxx16: I was super hungover this morning when my dad came into my room to wake me up and see if I was alright. I told dad that I had drank too much last night and that I was feeling nauseous. Dad then informed me that sex is the best cure for a hango
i-am-an-adult-i-swear:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”How did they get to the clinic tho.Did the dad drive there all like “TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND, COME MY SON, TO THE DOCTORS”
“That’s right, son, enjoy that ass; as soon as your birthday’s over you’re going back to being my bottom bitch.”
What I wouldn’t give to rub my cum into that chest hair.
fckme2dad: I remember that day well…. the first time Dad stuck his cock up my ass! Oh don’t get me wrong….I WANTED Dad to fuck me….always hoped for it. That day, Dad said: “Bobby are you a queer? Do you like men’s cocks? I’ve noticed
gaycartoonnetwork: Dad told me that there would be serious consequences if I failed my math test again. The day I brought in my report card, he took me in my room, bolted the door and asked me take my pants off. I thought he was going to beat me with
alwaystomdaley-blog: He was at almost every training session and competition that I did, until he died in May 2011 … He was not only my Dad; he was my best friend, sounding board, taxi driver and biggest champion. If I could be half the dad that
gocami83:When I told my dad that my ultimate fantasy was to fuck him with mom right next to us he said that he would make it happen. I don’t know what dad put into mom’s drink but the most she did was roll over look at me and smile before she passed
familyfun69: My daughter knows the rules. Dad before homework every day I wish I was her and that was my dad that I was sucking on
the-porn-stories: My dad’s employer comes by our house whenever Dad messes up at work so that I can remind him why my Dad shouldn’t get fired. Though I’m starting to doubt that Dad really screws up twice a week, I’m not willing to risk getting
Group photo of the dads when they were younger. There’s a bit of a head canon with these guys that was half developed by my friend Quantax and half developed by me. The basic gist is that all the dads were friends at one point in their lives,
xxxfamilyfun: Dad came into my room last night just as I was nodding off. I hated that we were sneaking around like this, behind my poor mother’s back. But deep down I knew I was giving my dad something that she was unable to give.
adventuretime: fruitpinch:i was in the car with my dad and he said to me, “hey theres a sticker on that car with uh, that guy on it” and the car drove away before i could see it so my dad was trying to describe it to me he was like, “his face
why-is-a-mouse-when-it-spins: Okay, so I just finished watching Doctor Who with my dad (our Saturday tradition). I paused during this scene And my dad is all like, “Woah, what’s that!?” Turns out it’s Aurek-Besh from Star Wars. So my dad, being
snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
rasec-wizzlbang: fruitpinch: i was in the car with my dad and he said to me, “hey theres a sticker on that car with uh, that guy on it” and the car drove away before i could see it so my dad was trying to describe it to me he was like, “his
snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL. I want ten
youredarrenfreakingpotter: My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would
marlinspirkhall:marlinspirkhall:I explained what a himbo was to my dad yesterday.Dad: (nodding) The man from the ghostbusters rebootWe watched this film exactly once, 4 years ago, and all my dad retained was that Kevin was a himbo. Respect.
daddys-little-princessdoll: surprisebitch: ohhaiitskris: majesty: i wish my dad was like that I don’t think that’s her dad tbh definitely not her biological dad This makes me giggle
boogans replied to your post: oh god i wish my dad would stop trying to wake me up OVER AND OVER when im really passed out mom does that and i want to punch her when she does i dont wanna exactly punch my dad over it but he should know by now that i
reallybadblackoutpoems:cornandcoconutsoup:reallybadblackoutpoems: text from my dad (2021) - my dad“i’ll admit that my main problem with this is that i haven’t asked”submitted by @cornandcoconutsoup Original text for context op this provides
thegayswhocouldfly: so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me” thats it the dad
mocountryincestfan: kgbear62: When I found out that My mom wasn’t going to the Cabin with Dad..I decided to take the week off from Work and Meet Him there..Just Me and My Dad Alone Together! I was so glad me and dad went on this camping trip together
sherlockthefallenangel: meladoodle: godlykesha: meladoodle: one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’ is this the same dad that once called you dad no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads
astro-limbed: woahhway: 1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ? Elfima, okay that’s actually
thelastdoctorman: jawnsnough: varysbueller: #i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one #wait am i his dad #wait are you my dad #wait #is that guy that kids dad
hs-dad: hs-dad: the-mage-of-virtual-space: Pranks that are NOT okay, #413: The “My-dad-thinks-I’m-dead-let’s-keep-it-that-way-for-a-few-seconds”. This was not funny, young lady. Not at all.
daddysbottom: I know that this is probably wrong, but I’ve been secretly snapping pictures of my dad for the past couple of years. “So what’s so wrong about taking photos of one’s dad?”, you ask? Well, see, the photos of my dad that I’ve
hellyestomdaley: “He was at almost every training session and competition that I did, until he died in May 2011 … He was not only my Dad; he was my best friend, sounding board, taxi driver and biggest champion. If I could be half the dad that my
ohhaiitskris: majesty: i wish my dad was like that I don’t think that’s her dad tbh Thas not her dad 😏
meladoodle: godlykesha: meladoodle: one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’ is this the same dad that once called you dad no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in
unclefather:why does my dad have to give me away at my wedding? my dad doesn’t own me. that’s funny because one time when i was 13 my dad wouldn’t take me to get italian ice so i hit him in the back of the head with my flip flop and he took me.
sometimes i think very bad things about my dad and then i later feel bad about it cause im like “i shouldn’t think that way about my dad” but then a while later he does something so incredibly abusive that im reminded why i thought that way in
tbh if we did ever get married it would be in a field or on a beach with a jp and my mom and my grandmother and grandfather and his parents and siblings AND THAT IS IT (maybe my brother and step dad, too, idk)i could not possibly say the things that
blackgayincest: Come hiking with me and my friend my dad said. it will be fun son he said. We didn’t hike one trail that day the only hiking that went on was dad and his friends dicks in and out my ass. #sonsunday
lusciouv: pitmamahan: keelslauren: ohhaiitskris: majesty: i wish my dad was like that I don’t think that’s her dad tbh LOL that’s her fuck buddy. and he’s some weirdo that likes it when you call him daddy when he’s deep inside you. I
anniephantom: my dad borrowed my video camera so that he could film some instructional videos for his classes and i just checked the memory card and there are all these pictures of him where he tried to record but took a picture instead dad DAD DAD
hornymommy9: dreamingofmom: My dad was suspicious that mom was having an affair with someone from work so he told me to check on her regularly, which I do - almost every day. What my dad doesn’t know is that I’m the one that’s been boning mom
