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Dad said I had to put that butt plug in my ass all day to prepare myself for tonight.
My Dad had come to stay for the week. After an uneventful weekend, we fell back into old habits on Monday morning after my husband left for work. We only ever made out, so it was no big deal, but then Daddy whispered in my ear that he knew about me and
My dad was so mad at me for getting a tramp stamp that every time he saw it he would strip my lower half and bend me over his lap for a spanking. What he didn’t realize at first was that I was more than a little submissive and his spankings inevitab
My Dad said he’d buy me a van so that I could do this. Top bloke my Dad :)
My step mom caught me spying on her getting dressed, now everytime my dad is late for work she comes to my room in satin panties, and proceeds to tease me until im rock hard. Once she is satisfied that im turned on and her pussy is dripping wet, she peels
My dad and my lil sis @marell_official my dad had that curl tho!!
My dad recently died and this was the last thing he ever said to me. I found a card that had his handwriting and decided that this was something I wanted to look at for the rest of my life. Oh and for the record, I love you too Daddy. Done by Teddy at
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my dad just came in the room and asked how i was feeling and then i said a bit weird then he said well we’re all weird so that’s ok and that’s just like really nice wtf
my-dads-the-king-of-hell: my-dads-the-king-of-hell: so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for 逕, (躔 for the shoulder plus 踡 for the hand an forearm) and a leg can sell for 躔 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg
that-stupid-tardis-sound: lovelyharmonics: that-stupid-tardis-sound:that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free
taraljc: askjdhlfsjkhd: theinturnetexplorer: This awesome dad spent over and 350 hours turning his daughter’s bedroom into this magical treehouse. The project took 18 months. “My daughter wanted a fairy tree in her room that she could sit
himbofisher:
My dad just told me that all the shit he said to me when I got fired was just to soften the blow and that I fucked up big time.
bethanyactually: ticklemetuesday: Everyone likes to say that Sophie and Nate are like the mom and dad of the group, but really they’re more like the weird aunt and uncle that never got married but they’ve been living together since before you were
that-stupid-tardis-sound: that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs
my dad informed me last night at dinner that my first son’s first name must be john because his name and his dad’s name is john. i was like ok. in my head i was like “ along as you don’t care if his middle name is Hamish"
thats it mum lick properly or i might let my dad know what you get up to on your days off come on you get that tongue moving on my clit
My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they could only find one of
invisibleblackunicorn: wide-worlds-joy: buzzfeed: 23 of the most dad things that have ever happened. Dad jokes, taken to the logical extreme. coyotestardust Wish I had this in my life…..
My dads planning to put back the kareoke ever since my uncles drunk self broke the Dvd we had to go buy a new one for tomorrows pot luck. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!! MY POOP HEAD COUSIN FARTING AND SINGING SEXUAL SONGS AGAIN OMG
My dad was watching Fox News or one thing and they were talking about how millennials are cut throat and only out for themselves and that is so untrue. Yes, we value personal achievement but who has been instilling that in our minds for years? Previous
thats-so-slightlyraven: okay so my Dad and I were at Lincoln Cathedral yesterday after the University open day. We went to look in the gift shop when my Dad pointed this out to me oh yeah that’s really n- wait what …
My mother keeps saying that she does everthing like cooking the dinner and writing bills for my dads clients and CLEANING. But it’s not like my dad does nothing, he works really hard. And it’s not like i do nothing. She keeps going on about
basedgosh: if i ever think i spend too much time on things i remind myself that my dad covered a wall in pennies cuz canada doesn’t use them
thesearemyconfassions: all i can think is ‘that’s not enough cake’
sarahxwritesstuff: I had no idea that my dad would cum so much. He said he never had. I was so pleased.
samdesantis: a friendly reminder: don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself
system-of-a-period: I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao
my dad just told me he promised his friend that i would draw her a birthday picture and i’m like DAD why did you say i’d do that, especially less than a day before her birthday ?? don’t promise things like that without asking me dhjagda
my dad doesn’t know what my favorite color(s) are lmao (pink, blue, green) he keeps thinking its purple because when i was 9 to 11 years old that was my favorite color and i had a lot clothes and bags and stuff in purple and wanted everything in
my dad is that type of parent that feels that just because he had kids then those kids owe him stuffmy mom made a comment a while ago (which she later apologized to me about) that i don’t give dad some of the money i earn which i instead use on myself,
cuthighandtightgrower: porngayme: Reblog: xxxfamilyfun: I knew from a pretty young age that my dad would… CUTHIGHANDTIGHTGROWER-FOLLOW-OVER 150000 POSTS OF–CUT DICKS–GOOD LOOKS-MUSCLES
Well that was a stream, got drunk, fucked own brother first chance Igot, had another dude joinin for voicework. I mean it was pretty rgeat haha. now I can finally focus on drawing, did I mention I was drunjk, shouldnt have played this drinking game.
cartoonsandincest: I was smiling because I knew from this point forward that my dad would be unable to stop fucking me whenever I wanted however I wanted.
melissasdirtydiary: Sometimes I hate him for what he’s turned me into; just a cock whore to be used for his amusement. However, there’s not denying that my dad’s cock is the most amazing cock I’ve ever seen.
edmbreeze: jazzerzazzels: Dillon being cute and shit <3 nno, thats my dad being cute and shit
foreverdancingangel: landofthelosers: cannot see the haters Is that my dad
caliverable: uh oh im about to watch war horse with my dad i hOPE THIS ENDS WELL WITHOUT ME CRYING???? TOO LATE YOU LOST THE GAME
eelrak: tonight i found out that my dad TOOK A PHOTO OF ME DRESSED AS SASUKE AT AGE 16 AND PHOTOSHOPPED IT LIKE THIS IT IS FRAMED AND HANGING IN HIS BASEMENT HELP
My dad walks in my room & says “your high as hell, I smell it”..”smoking that DANKK” & then he starts mimicking scary movie saying “whatzzz up”… Let me just say that was mad uncomfortable…
