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wanttobedaddystoy: As my Grandpa found out that my Dad was making money on selling my ass to men, he decided to open his own company , Now he is selling me to!!
incestbabydoll: I gave my dad an ultimatum five years ago when I moved out of the house and started life abroad. I offered him my body. Forever. I told him that if he accepted, I would be his and his only, his personal sex slave and cumslut, his submissi
the-porn-stories: When I asked my tennis instructor to let me skip practice without telling my Dad, he warned me that I’d have to pay for the privilege. I don’t think he expected me to enjoy paying him so much!
daddyswhore: Considering how far away my college is from home, it means a lot that my dad is willing to drive the 400 miles to get me there. I like to reward him with college girl pussy before he leaves. Of course, I mean my own.
incestporn: I had a lot of cocks in my pussy already, but I have to admit that my Dad’s is by far the best. It’s amazingly long and hard, and he can pound my tight pussy for days. I just love it!
incestuous-creampie: I love that my dad is the cheerleading coach since no one suspects that he buttfucks all the cheerleaders, especially me.
GL: sherlock are you at a crime scene without authorization SH: There are yarders present, it’s perfectly fine. GL: those arent yarders theyre just wearing my dads police shit GL: tell them i want that all back btw SH: You can’t personally
catbountry: crimson-firecat: gingerisaspice: quadro-baba: regulardudetier: ellistheharrible: rustlersmoon: As promised, it is (nearly) midnight, and this is my father in my Sniper cosplay. Is it bad that my dad perfectly fits it, sobs. :DKSFJHGLKJ
camigo2: I was certainly surprised that my dad came so quickly. I barely had my mouth on his cock and he was filling my mouth.
taboo-fantasies: I love making my mom suck my cock when there’s a chance that my dad or sister could see us
afamilyofincest: When me and my brother found out that my dad divorced my mom because she cheated on him we decided to take her to the busiest freeway in town and fuck her brains out just to show everybody what a fucking dirty whore she is
Oh boy, last Monday something CRAZY WEIRD happened in Beach City. The sky turned blood red! Winds kicked up so high that my dad’s car flipped over! And a GIANT EYEBALL THINGY was in the sky! My little brother blamed global warming for the
saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: Noah fence but y'all white people want to talk about colonialism like its ancient history but the current queen of England was literally already queen when my dad was a kid and Trinidad was an English
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:Me: Am I too privileged and spoiled because my dad is willing to help me move halfway across the country and has the financial means to do that even though the expense is kind of a strain on himSomeone else: *becomes
incestporn:I had a lot of cocks in my pussy already, but I have to admit that my Dad’s is by far the best. It’s amazingly long and hard, and he can pound my tight pussy for days. I just love it!
clop-dragon: okuulele: kethavelia: shepherdpie: As promised, it is (nearly) midnight, and this is my father in my Sniper cosplay. Is it bad that my dad perfectly fits it, sobs. awesome!!! Cosplayin’s a good job, mate! jeeez
gocami83:The only time that my dad calls me princess is when I’m blowing him so I figured that I should have a tiara.
ronansgansey: ronansgansey: my sister texted me telling me that my dad didn’t want to go see magic mike with her because of all the naked men dancing and as an argument he asked my openly gay sister if she would enjoy sitting through a 2 hour movie
cummy4mommy: My mom literally worships me now that my dad is out of the picture.
the-cocky-bitch: fireandshellamari: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: so my dad fixes hot tubs for a living which means he goes to people’s houses and has all these crazy stories, but he has some regular customers that really like him. he’s also basically
nb-dipper: montparnah: montparnah: story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j
themothsbaldhead: carryonspooky: SO I CAME HOME AND WENT UPSTAIRS ONLY TO FIND THAT MY DAD HAD SPENT THE DAY PAINTING MY BEDROOM DOOR LIKE THE TARDIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND IT HAS A LITTLE SIREN ON TOP AND A SIGN ON THE DOOR AND IT’S TECHNICALLY BIGGER
thyla: PSYCH- S5E11 | In Plain Fright ↳ My dad’s never had me arrested. Yes, he has, Shawn. You’re right. We need to get out of here.
thatsmallbluebox: my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game
northerntealheart: backatitagainwithwhitevans: today, my dad pulled into the parking lot where i work to pick me up, and my sister who had been at the corner of the store after i told her friends’ parents to drop her off. her friend was with her.
begitalarcos: *One Shot* Steve: You’re being ridiculous Tony: Ridiculous? Really?! Now all I’m gonna think about when we’re doing it is that my dad called dibs first! Steve: I don’t understand that reference Tony…
thechillgatsby: thorsies: IMPORTANT FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!! SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS
robertplantseyes: If you ever feel stupid just remember that my dad attended a Led Zeppelin concert in 1977 and after the show ended he went up to Jimmy Page and called him Led Zeppelin because he thought that was his name.
ionlyliftontuesdays: draculah: jon-o-rama: beards make you hotter. this is science. and mustaches make you creepier. that is also science. From really hot to omg is that my dad In less than .2 seconds.
If anyone wants to talk, im awake and drinking because I didn’t realize I was dating another guy who doesnt give a flying fuck that I give 150% more to this relationship than he does.
I know my dad says he’s sometimes joking, but I’ve been shamed for my food choices since I was a child. No wonder I’m the way I am. Thanks for that.
ceasarslegion:aperture-laboratories-official:ceasarslegion:Quick i need a gamer drink that isnt gamer girl bathwater or gamer fuel because i cant get either of those in canadaRockstar, Monster, and Red Bull. My dad paypals me 20 bucks every exam season
artofmaquenda:Finally hung up our Christmas tree, most of these are my own ornaments featuring opossums, slugs, other critters and a couple of very old ones that my dad gave to me last year from my childhood, I remember them very fondly :)
grawly:centurycolor: grawly: grawly: I remember playing Space Channel 5 in front of my dad once and the VERY first thing he said to me was “why does she walk like that” food fight
barrageofnerdery:guy:mistressmalfoy: my dad doesn’t believe that dogs can smile so here is a compilation of 10 of my fave smiling dog pictures I can’t wait to grow up and own 30 dogs The happiest post on the internet.
Just a friendly little reminder that my dad forbid me from watching That’s so Raven because Cory had a date to a dance with a white girl once.
sebhawkes: “everyone eventually becomes their parents” is not deep and profound it’s terrifying and it’s bullshit and abuse survivors dont need to hear that shit thank you
choosingtotomorrow: euo: Today’s headline reads: Parent Shocked That Child’s Mental Illness Did Not Disappear During Vacation Special Feature: Parent Swears They Support Mentally Ill Child; Punishes Them When Symptoms Become Inconvenient
I took these of my family as a surprise for my grandmother’s birthday. I’m going to have one printed on a canvas, i think possibly in black and white. I managed it with the only catastrophe being the fact that my dad drove over a basket of
Sooo dethklok may return for another tour 👁👁Knowing that, I was finally motivated to buy this babymetal tee I’ve wanted for ages… if they DO have another tour you’ll catch me in this + a thong + waving around my hatsune miku lightstick.
bootleg-firework: shrinking-ulzzang: rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*% my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school SUPER IMPORTANT
falloutbong: i went on my mums facebook page and thats my dad sticking a golf club up his boss’ ass but i think my favourite part is my mums comment
bifamgurl: yourbigbroincest: me and my sister on our senior road trip I love to pull off the road and do that! My dad. My boys or boyfriends!
incestamy: I had always imagined that my Dad had a huge cock, and today I finally found out that he does…and it feels amazing.
cummbunny: things that make me cry: the opening of what the heart wants by selena kids who eat lunch by themselves the entire stand by me movie when rachel from friends finds out shes pregnant this really emotional truck commercial dogs that look sad
Shitty as my dad is, I got some hella good friends that are worth more than a million of him.
so im still doing really bad health wise and its starting to get scary, im still bleeding a lot but my dad is just yelling at my mom and refusing to take me to the doctor or hospital or anything plus we’re broke lays down here
man i can’t imagine what kids with homophobic parents/family go through, just living enduring that shit everydaywhenever my parents just make a single passing homophobic remark on ocassion i just get sick to my stomach and snap at them bleh
daddyswhore: I know it’s bad that my dad is unemployed, but is it bad that I’m enjoying his company so much when I get home from school?
momsloverboy: incestuous-creampie: Pretty much every morning I wake up to my mother riding my cock. We don’t bother to hide our relationships anymore now that my dad and sister do the same thing every morning. My sister’s moans make me even harder
I, a Black woman, ate fried chicken with ketchup when I was a little Black girl. Before I could handle hot sauce, that was my equivalent. My dad would cover my grandma’s fried chicken in Tabasco for himself, and I would tear off pieces of mine to dip
wetsexyteenworld: sluttymilfwhores: vex403: The first place that my Dad ever fucked me was in the backseat if our car. Now that mom knows, we can fuck in the house. Slut wetsexyteenworld.tumblr.com
rpmemesfam: ♡ VALENTINE’S DAY (2010) SENTENCE STARTERS. “ my closest relationship is with my blackberry, thank god it vibrates! ” “ when i was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. ” “ there you have it, folks. young love. ”
So my dad said he’d buy me a new laptop AND the wireless attachment for my tablet if I get good grades my grades are straight A’s with on D being the exceptiON BECAUSE THAT TEACHER DOSENT EXCEPY UNTYPED PAPERS AND I CANT TYPE ANYTHING CUZ
