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diggorypuff: favorite male movie character – [12/30] male characters – Mikey Waters“Didn’t have a dog or a normal dad anyway, yeah. That’s alright. I don’t feel sorry for myself. I mean, I feel like I’m… I feel like I’m… you know…
He finally listened to MCR! I mean.. he’s not that super into it but he figured there are a couple of people who would get a kick outa him finally getting the reference. Plus, it’s a nice jacket. Buy Me Coffee | Commission Me | Check Out the Store
My dad’s animals from when he was a boy. They made me remember my toy farm that i had when i was smaller (i aspired to be a tomboy). The right Pig fainted.
My dad really loves my mom and seeing that even after like 26 years makes me very happy.
My dad’s watching UFC right now I can’t help but think when they point the cameras overhead on the competitors they try to get away with the impression that both fighters are dry humping each other.
my dad just told me “you dont get enough D because you don’t leave your room” and it took me a few seconds to realise that he was talking about vitamin D and not my sex life
My father came to America from a country that robbed him of his freedom and a huge part of his childhood. When he was 17 years old my father got put in a cuban prison for 4 years for conspiring to leave the country on a small boat with 5 of his other
manupyourass: That’s quite a pussy plunger Sir..it just so happens my man pussy could use a plunging..💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦😍👅💦 Woof, Daddy!
My dad isn’t friends with everyone, but he has no enemies. There’s an important lesson in that.
My dad just told me to vote for Mitt Romney. EDIT: He also is fanboying over George Bush. If a toilet bowl could whack me in the head and kill me right now, that’d be really cool.
My parents are on the same exact fucked up sleep schedule I’m on. I no longer have any real time to do anything while they’re asleep. It seems whenever I do anyt u in that makes noise my dad is interrupts me in a demanding manner asking me
eatjeffbezos:imwithttheband:Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.no offense op but this is the least relatable post on this entire website
meladoodle: godlykesha: meladoodle: one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’ is this the same dad that once called you dad no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in
daintylolihime: don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person
oldernfaraway: my dad: what are you doing me: watching supernatural my dad: that guy with that deep, fake manly voice is so annoying me: Dean? my dad: yeah that one ** in a deep fake manly voice**“sammy, sammy” i can’t deal with
thats-slightly-raven: My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without
thats-slightly-raven: My dad is having a conference call with all these senior managers from his work so I’ve had to sit in silence for the last 30 minutes because they can hear everything going on in the background and my brother just walked in yelling
thats-slightly-raven: when i was 4 my dad asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up and i replied ‘daddy i want to be a cheesecake’ it’s been 12 fucking years and no one has let me forget it
My dads childless girlfriend has this photo in her bathroom of these stock image babies. And every time I go to the bathroom or take a shower I feel like that middle one is just eyeing me with these weird eyes like “weird seeing you here in this
my-dads-the-king-of-hell: so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for 逕, (躔 for the shoulder plus 踡 for the hand an forearm) and a leg can sell for 躔 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) So
My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs ITS SMILING mermaid dogs
My dad is going on a date, Haha that’s cute
saraincest: My dad watched me being raped A short story. This pics are from that day. It was my idea. My dad wanted to watch me with other man and I wanted to be raped but I was scared about that, so I thought if my dad was there he could take care
My Dad said that if I get 2,000,000,000,000,000 notes I'll get out of the Cage!
that-awkward-moment-when-i: bootyguarcl: lavalamp-of-epicness: I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it. He brought it to school today and I’m just- how is all of that frickin sugar? holy jesus wtf
rexuality: who’s your mom’s celebrity crush? if you don’t know she’s not mom’ing hard enough
my dad told me that i’m not allowed to wear.....
that-feels-good-mister: My dad said I’m supposed to tell you I’m 18 before you take your pants off. I’m 18….
that-stupid-tardis-sound: that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs
my-username-needed-an-apostrophe: c-oralistah: shrinking-ulzzang: rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*% my dad told us this if someone
fairyneko: tylerjoxeph:i hate them@jugulate look at your girl 😹😹 I’ll never stop posting this.
Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.
that-big-gay-impala: sclez: sweetbuttandhellabooty: can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar madeggascar
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ps if you’re friends with fucked up people delete them out cha life because anything anybody else has to say about it is irrelevant as fuckkkkkkkk
my dad told me that he will try his best to get me to the dentist but the best we can do is 2 months from now because of finances but if i’m able to raise the money i can do it sooner than that ;u;
dad called from the hospital ! they said he’s going to be fine and his oxygen level is already rising again ;u;he’s just going to get all his tests and stuff done and we’ll see how things go but it shouldn’t be anything serious
My necklace with my Dads ashes broke this morning. No, I am not okay. And I have a fuck ton going on today. Gotta put on that pretty face and fake smile.
My dad just started belting out ‘We are the champions’ and when he sang 'we’, I literally almost said 'are the Crystal Gems’ even though I was actually trying to sing along with him and this is a sign that I am in so deep
meladoodle:godlykesha:meladoodle:one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’is this the same dad that once called you dadno, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home
my dad was so disappointed in me when I rewrote the stuff on the preorder site for the update I told him that we needed to scrap the forewarning because they’re finished now and not just sketches and so he deleted that and started typing something
runetangclan: womaninterrupted: continuants: byebabysayonara: death-limes: “What color is your eyeshadow?” “HURRGGH” Tag yourself I’m RESEARCH CHEMICALS tool album bc i’m pretty sure that is actually my #1 favorite urban decay color
My knees have really started feeling weak or just hurting a lot more often recently, and that really scares me because I’m too young for this shit and my dad had to have knee surgery on both of his knees when he was young
My dad just had to call the police because he saw a man holding a bouquet of flowers climbing up over the railing about to jump off a bridge. He was on the other side of traffic so he couldn't stop and help the man. I hope that someone stopped him in
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