that is my mom
NSFW Tumblr
find that is my mom on porn pin board
that is my mom clips
daddysbottom: {This is a continuation of this story: http://daddysbottom.tumblr.com/post/74200124735/it-isnt-the-most-comfortable-position-to-be} I was done with soccer practice early that day and decided to head on home. My mom and my sister were suppos
After my mom left my dad, he quickly became a pig who gives a damn about the fact that he is unshaved and smells. He always jerks off to porn after work. When he comes home from the garage, he needs to release the pressure, he say. The sperm goes right
The best thing about having my Mom work as my secretary, is that there’s no chance of any sexual harassment suit.
“Look… Just because my dad is your boss doesn’t mean we can’t do this. I overheard him telling my mom how he noticed in the restroom once how hung you are. Why he needed to tell her that, well… I don’t even wanna
squeakykins: iggyroselia: allbecauseoftheboys: Dear Mom and Dad, This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will
marshmallowfluffwoman: This is a video clip of me shaking my fat butt in my mom’s messy kitchen to Mariah Carey’s xmas song that you never knew you needed but you do. Fantastic! Definitely Pemed approved and style.
goddesswendylee: stickitup4me: ass-candy: MtV’s Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Yeah Farrah I am sure it was a “mistake.” *Wink Wink* It just so happens that James Deen is in your film. yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss oh my goddddd
emmaersk: (This is a birthday story that is a bit late but it’s written for a special girl) Mom had asked me to do the dishes before daddy would be coming home and I was in my fantasies when I heard the door open and close. I was beginning breathe
luvinthefamily: ciiz-kg: My mom is a psychologist and she knows just the way to make me relax whenever i feel tense or anxious. She says that boys my age just need to empty their balls to release the tension, so they can concentrate on studying and
incestposts: My mom wanted to divorce my father and told me that he is not pleasing her anymore. Since I don’t want them divorced, I took the charge.
incestmomscunt: ifmommyonlyknew: I send my son pictures so that he knows what is at home waiting for him everyday. Make sense? Liky my mom
fullynaked: taboorgasm: Sometimes my mom wakes up and makes her morning coffee in the kitchen without realizing that I’ve snuck up behind her to take a peek. Her ass is glorious and the perfect size, and all I want to do is give it a little smack
taboorgasm: Sometimes my mom wakes up and makes her morning coffee in the kitchen without realizing that I’ve snuck up behind her to take a peek. Her ass is glorious and the perfect size, and all I want to do is give it a little smack and bite it.
asfreakyasitcomes: hotkinkycoupleuk: That’s not a stanchion! Warming up on my home made dildo…it’s a replica of our stallions cock…my mom is a freak! Nice
princestadiaries: God my mom is kinky. Before every party she jerks me off into all of the wine glasses. It turns both of us on knowing that her friends are drinking my cum and they all say her wine tastes better than anything they’ve had before.
soccer-mom: screwsociety: lame-waves: i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ?? “I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it” THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER
theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.
orochimarusitchyballsack: lucarioisbeast: orochimarusitchyballsack: my mom is judging me so hard rn hah if yu read the small text above the sasturtle you will see the words orochimarus itchy ballsack well yes that’s how watermarks work this is
incestdreams: I asked mom to pose for my photography class at school… she said she’d pose, but that I couldn’t show them to my class…
meandmypetssubmissions: This is so funny to me!! My mom told me that when I was little I had trouble with the word “fox.” It always, no matter what, came out as “FUCKS”. This is also the time when there apparently were several Fox & Hound
I discovered that my mom was worse than most boys I know, she’ll do anything I say, as long as I let her feel me up, and fool around. This time I get a new car! and all I have to do is let her suck on my nipples. lol she’s such a perv.
originalinceststories: This is basically what i am hoping will happen with my mom. We live alone in a big house and i know for a fact that my father didn’t fuck her for years. She hit on me once, by biting her index finger and looking seductively at
naughty-nmmom:inceztum: When I got home the today I heard my favorite words come out of my Mom’s mouth, "Your Father is working late tonight…“ Not much else has to said, shortly after she said that we were both stripped down and I was
stonekidman: “Do you like mommy’s new bikini, honey? Mmm I can see it’s making my baby boy nice and stiff. Why don’t you loosen those trunks and let mom take care of that big cock of yours. It is my fault and what kind of mother would I be if
lookingverycarefully: troyler-is-my-queene: lookingverycarefully: All of this free time to watch Netflix isn’t going to last very long. Ur a cutie patootie. Have a good day ew my mom calls me that
iwannarocrightnow: okay so this is my sister Diamond. Diamond couldnt walk,talk,& do nothing by herself. My mom had to feed her with this tube that goes in her stomach. She couldnt eat real food only medicen. She was in a wheel chair & she couldn
ohhaielise: mynameisstella: ohhaielise: THIS IS WHAT I HAVE GOTTEN FOR CHRISTMAS ALREADY! It’s a tradition that my parents get us an ornament among other things every christmas and we open it christmas eve. i saw this, sent the link to my mom, and
aviculor: swiftswagger: priest-of-rage: ravenouscomplex: niknak79: How to make your monitor only visible to you THAT IS REALLY COOL If my mom saw me staring at my laptop with nothing but a blank screen it would go one of two ways. She would either
dumbrapeslut: wtmasterson: This is the sort of scene that girls growing up should see in their home on a daily basis. I would have been a more well adjusted little girl if I had grown up seeing my dad use my mom like this daily.
So….Partners? You keep using that word. This is all sorts of wrong, and Cinder is somehow becoming a troll, but I’M ROLLING WITH IT.
The first comic strip i draw in my life, so excuse how wonky it looks hah! i still need to study how to structure this. But the important thing is that… I finished.You have to start somewhere right?… Right?Comic strip 001
mxxn-kitten: mxxn-kitten: mxxn-kitten: My fiancé needs MAJOR help. So his family is really deep in the red and they might lose their house. So if they lose their house it’ll be His mom, His sister that is pregnant and him homeless. He’s super stressed
theworldisconfused: ep0nine: saramcclarinet: brainbowunicorn: Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in Whoa… #don’t trust this#they’re probably sirens That, my friends, is the O Magnum Mysterium by Tomás Luis de Victoria. I would
sirenofthesevenseas: actionables: sharodactyl: My mom loves cacti so I had to take her here!!! They make #cupcakes that look just like #cactus!!🌵🌵🌵💕 When I took it home my dad was like…“we must water it.” Lol!😋😋😋 This is
lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM
tf2crazy: advils: plantie: nosdrinker: advils: Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up this is hell Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo … seriously, grow up please. if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple
mishasassbutt:mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy
kbearluna: This is pretty significant because it’s just over a year ago that I told my parents, and they threatened to never speak to me again.Sometimes, not always, people can learn and grow and I am so proud of my mom for it.
mintyskulls: 21 Days of 21- Day 3- Frying eggs on a sidewalkFun fact: my mom watched people attempt to do this when she lived in Arizona, is that a thing that people still do these days? (and honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if it worked)Do not repost
The insult to injury of losing my mom is that I’m too big to fit into any of her clothes that I meticulously gathered.
Last night I dreamed that I was in Heaven trying to save everyone in there from any threats that Earth imposed on it. I found this incredibly odd, because I didn’t remember dying and all of my friends were there… all of them. After defeating
meaf: My mom sends me a text that says, “I hope you’re having a good day………..” It’s a perfectly normal text but that ellipsis is really freaking me out. Ellipses are dumb don’t use them unless you want to make people nervous.
rainbowrobotroses: One time we had missionaries over at our house, and my Mom mentioned the fact that there is a Star Wars religion. One of them got so excited that he clapped his hands together and blurted out: “I WANT TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!"
joeltorridisurdaddy: My mom says it relaxes her when I suck on her breasts. But I think it is the orgasm that follows that relaxes her.
illea: you guys all think that canada is so innocent but in grade one i had a geography teacher with three fingers and he gave me a C because i pronounced Kenya differently than him and when my mom reported it to the office we found out that he wasn’t
pakeeztani: whites Wow, what an asshole!!!! That’s your mother! MY MOM WOULD KILL ME!COLD BLOOD MURDER ME IF I DID THAT TO HER!WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!WHERE IS THE DISCIPLINE?
watchingfamily: the worst part is that I was friends with all the boys… the fact that they all used my mom probably in the same exact way…I don’t know how I’m going to look at her the same ever again.
eat-pie-in-221b-with-satan: randomlittlespark: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: donechesters: my mom says that if this post gets 100,000 notes that she won’t get out of bed on November 2nd, 1983, no matter what she hears or sees THIS IS
pervertedson: I love that my mom goes out to party with her friends, she always comes home drunk, and the best thing is that the next day she doesnt remember anything.
oh-no-theres-a-negro-in-my-mom: That’s it. Cry for me, little bitch. I know those are just tears of recognition - recognition that this is your ultimate purpose, and you get to fulfill it now.
reverseracist: my mom is really that bitch and i’m that bitch jr
koconn97:My mom really is a special woman. She’s the onlly one, that I can think of that can remain, innocent looking, while deepthroating her own son’s dick.
itsjustfirealarms: I told my mom that the genetic theory of homosexuality claims that the ‘gay gene’ is passed down by the mother and her only response was “You’re welcome.”
swarnpert: me: *touches mysterious sticky spot* the voice of freddy’s mom from icarly echoing through my mind: wet and sticky is very icky. sticky and wet makes mommy upset
Trying my hand at comics again - by Ratbatgah that little planegirl is so cute ;_____; *teeth fall out*(That’s the mom in the bottom frame in case you don’t know how this sort of thing works ;P)
