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“My boyfriend is a hottie from the college. I remember the first day I snuck him inside my home. My mom wasn’t in town. So I asked him to come over. I was nervous because our relationship was just a month old at that time.I’m his first girlfriend,
photogdad42: A few shots from last night… My wife’s pussy is still so stretched out from giving birth a couple of months ago (to our 4th child) that she can’t cum from my dick. So I always help her cum first on my hand during foreplay. After
My mom is pretty dang funny and I’m so extremely happy and grateful that she’s my mother. Happy Mothers Day to everyone’s momma and to my friends who have the blessing to have one of their own.
“That’s it baby, all the way in.” My son is so nervous, the poor little thing. But after seeing what he had in his pants I guess I can’t call him little anymore.
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My mom cracked an egg and found this. … is that… an egg… within an egg? Egg-ception “it’s the end of the world you guys~ wat
Mom continues his spell and offered occasionally a young girl as a diversion to the incestuous relationship that entertains with me for years. This time is my cousin Philomena entering within sex and family.
That awkward moment when my mom is introducing me to my long lost/never heard relatives.
My mom begged me to move back home when I graduated college. She even promised me she’d fuck me like she did the night I left. But the only thing that’s happened since I moved back is she’s taught my sister and her friend how to suck
My mom is visiting tomorrow… So weird to think that when she was my age (32) that she had two kids, (8 and 6), she lived with an alcoholic husband, she worked fulltime as a LPN nurse working with the elderly, went to college fulltime at night to
My youngest brother texted me earlier today to thank me for the gift. Part of me would rather he have not done that, because forgiveness is hard as shit and moving on is not something my family is known for - hell, grandma still gives my mom a ton of
My mom came back from her overseas trip and brought me this. I laughed quite a bit and she didn’t appreciate it that I called her an international trafficker. For those that don’t get why this is funny, Kinder Eggs have been banned in the
rock-moms: actually just thinking back on it this scene is like rly upsetting just the amount of like. confusion and hurt that steven thought jasper was talking about yellow diamond. because, like. she still thinks he’s rose. she thinks of him as respons
My mom told me just now, “I know I’ve asked before, but can you explain your t-shirt again?” I entered into an explanation, and afterward she asked, “Is that the whole song?” I said no, and I played the entire piece for
My mom and I just found out that our favorite Mexican place is out of business.
My mom, being a pharmacist, pointed out the chemicals in a lot of generic brand stuff and helped me realize that a lot of the time generic brand is the same damn thing.
“My mom reminds me that all things are possible,” said Stenberg. “If I’m feeling unsure, she’ll say, ‘Hey, you’re Rue!’” Amandla was absolutely wonderful :D! Also, she is going to be a total bombshell when she gets older. Calling
My mom is telling me how she’s hurt that I left the way I did. And all I’m thinking is nope, I don’t care, I’m not regretting this decision after all the bullshit you and the rest of this family have put me through for twenty-one
My mom just called and she’s scheduled for surgery on 30th. This. Month. On top of that, my employer company’s rep is here to have a chat with all the workers from that company… And… I just sense it’s not going to be pretty. As a side
My mom is great - I told her I’m having my yearly age crisis as my bday is creeping closer and she chimed up instantly that she wonders how am I gonna fare next year since I’ll be turning 30… THIRTY. Oh god why am I still alive. But yeah.
My little sister is brushing her teeth and I can hear her bragging to my mom that she’s going to be taller than me soon lol
my mother thinks this is funny
MY MOM TOLD ME THAT THE ONLY WAY MY FAMILY KNOWS I’M ALIVE IS BECAUSE THEY’LL OCCASIONALLY HEAR ME LAUGH AT SOMETHING ON MY COMPUTER FROM INSIDE MY ROOM
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My mother finally got her Athabascan beaded barrette that I ordered from etsy for Mother’s Day :) I wanted something personal and I know how much my mom misses Alaska so this was the perfect gift.Here is the shop I bought it from if anyone else wants
My daughter is one year old tomorrow. Bad postpartum feelings won’t go away. I’m beyond burned out and I feel mom guilt for that and I’ve been crying on and off because I miss my sister. I don’t mean to whine. I’m just so
My poor daughter is still dealing with the after effects of that bad stomach virus in the form of bad diaper rash, again. I hate seeing her in pain. I half expect my mom to get another new phone number just to stalk me again. I’ve been toying with
MY MOM HAS BEEN DICK TEASING ME FOR WEEKS NOW. NOW THAT MY COCK IS PIPING HARD AND READY TO GIVE HER THE RPS TREATMENT. I’M A BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT THAT PUSSY AND ASS AND MOM IS DUE FOR A RAPING, POUNDING AND SODOMIZING AND I GOT A FULL LOAD
My Mom's husband is wearing a T-shirt that says "I'm allergic to stupid people... Ahh-choo" with a picture of Brian Griffin in the middle.
My mom said I was an 8th grader. What the fuck kind of shit is that?
my mom does not think that 'they' is a gender neutral term
My mom is the most hateful and manipulative woman I know but shout out to her for buying me that crockpot. I’m gonna make really delicious food with it
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lesbian-wine-mom: Another thing that I hate is the idea that my identity isn’t “age appropriate” for children. Like, my mom described my girlfriend as “a friend of mine” to my 10 year old sister (who unbeknownst to my mom, knows that I am gay
My mom thinks I look like Miley Cyrus now. I don’t know what the fuck she’s on, because that is not even close…..
My mom just told me my psychological problems are not real, and that I am just lazy and to stop making excuses. Cool, because thinking about ways to die all the time is completely normal right? Being so sad you can hardly do anything is normal right?
My mom is such a bitch. Just because I don’t want to work for her anymore she forcing me to get another job. Cool mom don’t you know that NO ONE is hiring.
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
my-mom-is-ginger: That. That is just precious.
my favourite thing is how often my mom reminds me that I’m a bad person and all my flaws and poor people who have to ‘deal with me’
ninthwardjawn: If he criticizes the way u wear ur hair and makeup….listen sis. cancel. His. Ass.
robotmango: i assume that, like, all of nyc is in on a conspiracy to hide the truth about blunt force head trauma from daredevil. like, to… protect his feelings??? the cops must be like “oh, yeah buddy, you really dinged those bad guys up! they’ll
my mom bet me 2 chocolate bars that the upd8 is gonna happen at 6:04, cause a6a6a4
my mom is giving me shit over clothes i bought 3 months ago because dad got a flat tire yesterdaymeaning, she’s insinuating that i could’ve helped dad by a new tire with the ฮ i spent 3 months ago ???/d/s/ like ok mom i guess the commissions that
My tent flooded and I lost my books and years of journaling and my nook. This house is so hostile. My sister hasn’t said a word to me since I got back and my mom yells constantly and questions everything I do and makes me feel so shitty that it feels
malzaharman: I can tell my mom likes that I came inside her.
My mom is like “you need to ask your grandparents for money” and I can’t. I just cannot do that. Because I don’t want to be my mom. My entire life my mom has relied on my grandparents for money, and I can’t tell her that my greatest fear is
my-patronus-is-your-mom: sassy-hook: pleasant-trees: aprilsvigil: manticoreimaginary: Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except
MY MOM DOESNT UNDERSTAND THE OVEN IS GOING TO MAKE THE KITCHEN SMELL LIKE SOMETHING IS BEING COOKED OR BURNED BECAUSE THATS WHAT OVENS DO, EVERY TIME I COOK SOMETHING SHE TALKS ABOUT BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE. I COULD BURN DOWN EVERYTHING WITH A LIGHTER,
delvg:“This is who we are, this is who I am, and if you think that you can stop me then you need to think again.”
Discovered that my mom can also tie cherry stems in her mouth so we’re having a competition I won
luxtherwbyfan: “And a Huntress is a what she always wanted to be…”
so apparently it’s a minimizer bra and now i am more afraid that somehow my mom is trying to send me a message and she has managed to make moderately influential friends in the jcpenney… thing
tastefullyoffensive:(via DollieMae_) yikes
oh i forgot to share this funny thing the other day:my mom had pandora on on the big tv to some random station, and one of the names of the songs that came on was “black velvet flirt”was…. was pandora the internet radio giving me a…
i named the hatched togepi “Cynthia Jr.”
