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Mrs Johnston is my mom’s best friend. She’s been divorced for 15 years and hadn’t had any cock in all that time. One afternoon after I mowed her lawn we started drinking beer… we both got tipsy and I made my move. She fucked like
candy-by-steve: bogjavelfan: That’s my mom! Nope…this is me, Candy, and rest assured, this pussy was not your portal to the world! THE RETURN OF CANDY! Quite a few people wrote in to ask what happened to candy and steve. The old blog accidentally
sharodactyl: My mom loves cacti so I had to take her here!!! They make #cupcakes that look just like #cactus!!
cpliso: I think Mom is way hotter than me, but then that is my opinion, based on her age! I’ll defy anyone to look this good at almost 50!! Angela
dynastylnoire: Here for the sleeping queen pretty sure that cat is my mom low key she rules everything even with her eyes closed
Thank you all for the cat name suggestions! <3 Tbh there wasn’t any that I wouldn’t like, the choice was hard~I showed them all to my mom and we chose Kita (>Ѡ<)
gigigachi: Meet the Misc. Cast of Team Fortress 2! Light Color Miss Pauling- grossberg Merasmus- wahrsagerTentaspy- lithefider Please let me know who the cosplayers are so I may tag them! The sun hated us. That is all Oh my fucking god my face in the
The amount of nothing that I do on a daily basis is starting to get out of hand
valaartogeiadoun: daisydino: shinys-mind-palace: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’, THEY PRAYIN’
10241) My mom once told me that the reason I identify as a girl is because I want to be special.
catsuggest: I showed this photo to a coworker once, and she said, “Oh, he’s so majestic!” I said, “Yes, that photo is very misleading.” This is my mom’s incredibly stupid cat, Cosmo. We love him very much, but he’s a weird dude. 1. One
Lol you know that post that goes “Mom: when are you getting a job? Me: idk its a surprise” ? Lol well its a surprise for me too 😓😂
Someone please be my mom I’ll try and do something nice for mother’s day I just want a maternal figure please take care of me
death-limes: death-limes: You guys. This is my high school class ring. They said I could customize it. So I customized it. My mom still thinks this was a horrible idea. I say nay. i’m gonna do it i’m gonna invent time travel and strangle myself
1-800-hair-nest: weloveshortvideos: A chicken sneezing… That is all oh my!!!!
pocketpsychologist: Look at these cuties This was so adorable though ‘cause, like Pearl was afraid of more birthday shenanigans/disappointing Steven (or something) that she had to ask Garnet to tell him (and then hid behind her) and Garnet is
I’m going to the Renaissance Faire today ‘cause my mom wants to go and its Mother’s Day so that’s what we’re going to do. So I’ll probably be offline for most of the day (I’d probably be offline anyway since its Mother’s Day) but who
degvusserr: unknownforeverx: LOL the last one Fucking hell if I would’ve texted that to my mom I wouldn’t be here right now. The fuck is wrong with y’all’s parents???
anthonyhyuuga: taengthehero: lilium: Supermom to the rescue. That is one badass mom there. Not only does she catch the whole dresser AND each drawer as it comes WHILE putting her leg out to catch her daughters head safely, she makes sure the hot
tenseoyong: i hate pedophiles because at 9, the man that married my mother solely did so just to get close to me and fail to groom me. i hate pedophiles because when i was 10, my mom’s boyfriend was planning to kidnap me, but failed because my uncle
shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom just told me that if I had even
koujaku killed his mom
dirtydom1105: taboosparky1: Wow So hot. Can’t wait to stretch my slut like that that is what moms new boyfriend has her pussy with his big black cock
mammogramsfromlevi: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
cartoonhangover: This is my mom’s face when she sees that I have spilled christmas dinner all over myself! Watch the latest episode now!
pluralfloral:eunnieboo:so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okaybut then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF
seokim: I love when my kitty is all warm and toasty. PS: I missed a comic last week so I’ll post one today and tomorrow.
dampsandwich: my parents are getting increasingly angry that the cream cheese keeps disappearing out of the fridge. which is funny because its me. i did it. i keep eating all the cream cheese
thepurpah: eunnieboo: so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF
eunnieboo: so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF COURSE MY
i-kool-kat:eunnieboo: so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF
humans-of-seoul: “I like myself.”“Why is that?”“Because my mom loves me.”“저는 제가 좋아요.”“왜 좋아요?”“엄마가 사랑하니까요.”
eunnieboo:so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF COURSE MY
weirdlyghostly: eunnieboo: so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.
it’s pretty shitty that I kind of had to give my mom “the talk” about saying the word retarded when her own son is autistic.
right before i left for work earlier, my mom’s boyfriend was about to start cooking. mac & cheese was mentioned when i asked what he was making. i pretty much threatened to beat his ass if there wasn’t any when i got home from work.
blackourstory: wingbeifong:my mom sends me these interviews that she remembers watching years ago every single morning and the one she sent me today was LIT He got ROASTED!!!
soggymoistmeat: blackdenimjeans: My mouth is sore cuz you be on that phone
rainbowraconteur: That time my mom made the waitress give her a pair of gloves to eat her wings so she wouldn’t mess up her nails. That is so smart lol
sfloresss: colachampagnedad: my dad said the most expensive item in this house that a robber could take is my mom because of how much they paid the coyote to help her cross the border lmaoooo Done 😂😂😂
uglyandsoft: pizzafemme: therosequeeen: uglyandsoft: this is the look i give guys that ogle my mom why is she so perfect cuz all girls are perfect duh 👼😙
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: cvlwr: #sitting next to his mom in the theatre probably#thinking man that is my ass#again#////lisa evans has gone through so much
sometimes I don’t get why some of you reblog random posts of mine like “today on the couch my mom said she really likes celery” *reblog* why?? did this happen to you too? are you mocking my mother? what’s happenninnnng
danceswithfaeriesunderthemooon: you people who have good relationships with your fathers have no idea how lucky you are. never take that for granted, please.
I am so wishy washy with tumblr. Sometimes I love followers and everything about tumblr and other times I wish tumblr was a real person so that I could punch it in the face. And some people on tumblr. On a different note, my Mom has 3 episodes left
tomhiddlestonswife: Me wanting to be white when i was younger is self-hate, internalized racism, wishing that i wasn’t indian because i got made fun of because of the clothes i wore, the language i shied away from, the food my mom packed for lunch
so im still doing really bad health wise and its starting to get scary, im still bleeding a lot but my dad is just yelling at my mom and refusing to take me to the doctor or hospital or anything plus we’re broke lays down here
ifmommyonlyknew: The best part about being on vacation is that no one knows she is my mom.
incestamy: When my dad comes home from work all tired and grumpy, there’s not much I can do to help him….that is, until mom leaves the house to run some errands. When that happens, there are so many different ways and positions to help Dad cheer
fileformat: meta-xylene: scatmancrothers: Oh my god why did I just realize that it’s tiger balm and not tiger bomb. When my mom rubbed it in my chest when it was a kid she told me what it was and all these years I just thought it was tiger bomb because
Going to the DMV :’D Good thing is that I’m spending time with my mom after so we’re gonna go get our nails did and I’m getting a haircut and then maybe lunch so hella
only person in my house that’s positive is my mom so I got her 🙏🏼
