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Someone fuck me like this in the shower! I want you to pull on my hair and arch my back and fuck me deep!
Reason #34873 i am a huge nerdy piece of shit
All I want is donuts and someone to come play with my nipple piercings.
like requested from an anon, my dick soft and hard, someone wanna blow me or something else?
Someone asked me recently (and presumably jokingly) if my fantasy of getting fucked by three-black guys was greedy. Looking at this picture, I’d say no. I mean look how happy they are. It’s more like community-service.
Someone tell me how to really pronounce the term “Seer” because all my life people have been telling me it’s “see-er” but then Once Upon A Time happened and the girl was like “I’m a Seer” and she said it
Someone fuck me like that please !
Someone fuck me like this please !!!!
Someone fuck me. Like literally. I mean it.
Someone send me pics like this!!
Like me, Please I am serious if you ever need someone to talk to because you are alone, need a friend, or want to vent DONT FUCKING HESITATE TO MESSAGE ME!
Someone take me away from my studying like this!
someone send me things like this.. pwease? xx
Looks like someone finally made an honest man of me!
someone’s been calling me a nerd tonight, and I’m just like, chilling at work wearing this
Someone made me look like a elf/fairy with a beautiful flower tattoo I think?
someone sent me an ask like“i know you’re probs trying to avoid spoilers but” //tells me spoilersdon’t do that
Someone asked me to ponify the cover to Nine Inch Nails’ Strobe Light album, so I was all like, ‘okay’. This was an interesting effort; my first 'ponification’ thingamajig. Turned out pretty good; matched the source rather closely.
Someone piss on me. I have this urge to get drenched in hot piss. Then to submit my mouth and throat to his cock. Swallowing it down until I’m gagging. If I’m lucky I’d get fed a fresh load. But only if I’m lucky. Fuck
sushinfood: grinningboots: talking to people about your unpopular ship like exactly
aswiftkicktotheimagination said: wow for me it really bothers me when ANYONE’S art gets reposted without AT LEAST a note at the bottom saying it isn’t theirs. Even then, I feel like “did you even try?” You can do a reverse-image search on
Someone asked me if I thought that anyone as RT has seen my rwby lewds/nudes And I’m like “ya probably” about it, I don’t think I’m “well known” or anything, but you kind of have to think that everyone has seen
Someone sent me a ball gag to my PO box! I used a pink one JUST like this for my zero suit samus photo set, thanks for the present anon! Or if you didn’t mean to be anon, just message me proof of purchase and I’ll be happy to thank you ❤️
Morning all!!! How’s everyone doing today? I feel like sitting on someone’s lap. Any offers?
holyposeidon: the constant fear of labeling someone as your best friend because they probably don’t feel the same way because no one ever likes you as much as you like them
princesshaywoodwrites: literally nothing is more annoying and obnoxious than someone demanding you do something that you were already planning on doing. Do you know how likely it is that I do the thing now? Zero. Zero likely.
disowns: i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop
someone bought me final fantasy xv as an early christmas present and im kind of irritated cause it’s like they don’t know me at all. i dont want this shit.
Okay don’t hate me, but I really liked this picture, and I slept really well. Although, I wish I had someone to cuddle with. 😧 I hope all of you had a good night….good morning by the way.
Wow I look like a good person in this picture. Like someone you’d trust to hold a baby or watch your stuff while you pee. But don’t do that because I am a buffoon.
i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god.
nosdrinker: shelbylinnea: nosdrinker: next time i like somebody just remind me to kill myself it’ll be easier Or you could take a chance on someone you thought was totally out of your league and end up with the best relationship you’ve ever had.
badonelle: the best way to test if someone’s just saying they like the same things you do to get in your pants is to make up an unrealistic lie one time this annoying dude asked me what my favorite band was and I told him “boku no pico” he was
deliriumofdelight: “Smiling is infectious, You can catch it like the flu. Someone smiled at me today, And I started smiling too.” This boy is the second love of my life. Pablo is of course the first.
shadowrawrs: strawberrydaydreams: do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason you’re just like no And then they give you a reason and its like
wishingformemoria: someone: why do you like muscular female characters? me:
If I block someone, they won’t be able to like my stuff or see my blog right? I don’t want to look at their racist shit anymore and I definitely don’t want them to continue to see me.
Someone at work sent me on a weird journey. It says… Daddy? Yes, kiddo? How are kids born? Well when a black pen and a blue pen love each other very much. They fall in love and and have a yellow sharpie. Like me? Yes. Yes. Wait…
Someone ask me something. I wanna do like an honesty hour. Give me your worst.
Someone told me I should model recently but my aesthetic is nobody’s aesthetic like if I saw myself in an ad or something I’d be like “well she’s basic”
Shout out to that kid that eye raped me like 6 or 7 times today; I’ve never had to tell someone where my face is. I don’t think I’m boring enough when I talk to you to not look at anywhere but my body.
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: katswhiskers: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL
melnathea:someone: why are you slightly bouncing up and down like that?me: its my idle animation
hempkitty:can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
so today i was supposed to go to long beach to see ~someone~ i haven’t seen in a long time, but they bailed on me last minute. whatever, i feel babely, my twist out is marvelous and i’m eating good food and drinking beer. also i added
Painted my bookcases. Forgot sandpaper like a smart person but whatevs, it was fun looking like I murdered someone all day.
Found a new song I keep playing on repeat and just saw someone commented on it “hey this reminds me of Cinder from the Lunar Chronicles.”Ah yes, no wonder I like it so much
deep-space-babe: Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer.
Me: I hate baths, I prefer showers /People horribly gasping in the distance trying to get instruct me on how to properly take baths
Someone said to me: I don’t understand why people like me. I said, it’s because they see something in you that you have over looked.
It’s cool to feel like you’re not worth 踰 dollars to someone who is worth absolutely everything to you
Why do I turn all needy and mindless and lose control……when someone show a genuine interest and liking in me. Confused and tired of it.
someone buy me alcohol and get drunk with me I feel like shit
Like, I know that it’s my URL and stuff but every single time someone leaves a nice little comment saying ‘Jen!’ Im always like 'they knew my name HI HELLO FRIEND :DDD’
percyfreak: someone: haha who’s making you smile at your phone like that ;) me:
ntbx: I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day
the-wanderer-4: Someone: why do you like girls Me: …have u seen a girl
I’m going to shave against my will!! Well, not really. It’s just that I’m feeling lazy and I just wish I had someone to take care of that for me, because I really enjoy feeling myself all smooth or fun like with my landing strip, but
