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pastamonarch: I was tagged like 7 years ago by ratdentist to post six selfies so I’m using that as an excuse to post these I tag whoever wants to do it bc I love seeing everyone’s self love on my dash
cucuyandbruja: If you don’t turn on your husband, you should just let him find someone like me who does. Or maybe he already has.
a-girl-and-her-leopard: Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me
shujinkakusama: alwaysanoriginal: Go Green (: Taken by me! On DeviantART: x This is totally beautiful. <3
lizzysouth: Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me
chocolatefreakcombo: lizzysouth: Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me Cat: I love you Dog: …. Cat: Dog? Dog: …. Cat: Oh :( Xzzackly
listen up fuckers i’m gonna attempt (for like the third time www) using twitter so #yolo give me ur usernames i’m gonna follow everyone idec
aobabe:i’m like 1 step away from changing my bnet to Vore someone give me suggestions for a new battletag :(
0livia0blivion:these antibiotics make me feel like i’m fucking rotting from the inside :/
gutlover: Makes me think of a suburban wife who got fat after 15 years, 3 kids, and her husband doesn’t want it anymore. Then she went out and found someone like me to take care of her while hubby’s at work. I’d try to get her a lot fatter!
witchgays:u can be nb and still call yourself boyfriend/girlfriend or still like being called boy/girl/any gendered term because guess what???? gender is fake and so is language and that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth
wompwompmo: rubivp: joshfrantextme: tomorrow is national crush day someone like me please Ha, I’m 100% sure no one has a crush on me. One more reason to be depressed. WHY DO WE HAVE A DAY FOR THIS?? THERE’S ALREADY FEB 14TH!! forever alonnnee
setbabiesonfire: lizzysouth: Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me Haha.
thisisteariffic: I’m having a raw gems moment. Oh me oh my. via ByAngeline
ticklemytoe: royallyoily: Thank goodness @kawaiidabber showed me this piece so I could scoop it up. It was clearly designed for someone like me who can never make choices. Haha. (You can find other artwork by the same artist via @jeff.glassart on IG)
When someone offers me food after I’ve brushed my teeth, it’s like I’ve been shot. (x)
riku-eosphorus: vampireroxas:riku-eosphorus:He was… speaking to a king? “S-sorry, I… I didn’t know. If I may ask… why are you speaking with someone like me, Your Highness..?”Roxas quickly replied “N-No please don’t call me that. As I
lipglosse:If someone like.. gave me flowers.. I’d cry
i ran across the street for a pack a cigarettes, and someone told me they love me.
thedirtynurse: Pause I’ve begged before. I’ve been teased so relentlessly that I’ve pleaded with him to enter me. A tough thing for someone like me who is usually in complete control. However, when it’s with my partner, I’m willing
unclefather: honestly, i hate math and i will not do it. if someone asks me to do math i will pretend like i did not hear them and i will leave.
oneohtrixpointnever:i’ve never cracked my phone’s screen in my life can someone tell me what that level of personal failure feels like
Can someone send me cute messages?
perrfectly:someone date me so we can own dogs together
courteneyact: It’s difficult for someone like me to be sexy, have you seen me? I’m clown realness.
cunt3rparts: it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
niggawaves: When someone tells me they don’t want me to touch them
jenkuhaha: Headcanon: Sapphire actually likes these corny pickup lines.Also someone stop me. Please.
clickthelock: I’m going to be honest with you. You should not give me the key to your chastity device.I know you think that there’s something super sexy about someone like me taking control of your orgasms, but it’s a really really stupid thing
lovely-thighs:One day I just hope someone likes me enough to keep me @ihavedaddyissuestoo please 🥺👉👈
when someone asks me what I spend my time doing on my two days off from school every week and I tell them “homework,” I swear they always shrug it off like “no, really, what ELSE do you do on your days off, you can’t have ~that~ much homework”and
