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Someone needs to come and let me sit on their face.
anicegoodboy: You know you’re kind of a disgusting guy so it’s better like this, washing all that dirty stuff out of your balls and down the drain every day. I guess you’re just happy to have someone like me touch your cock, right baby, even if
ivynajspyder: OH MY GOD LISTEN TO THIS FROG IT’S LIKE A LIVING SQUEAKY TOY It’s a namaqua rainfrog!
lizzysouth: Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me
somethingabitstrange93: LOL, i know this is porn, but thats not what i find awesome. Look at the guy laying down’s face. hahaha, hes just like “yup, this is happening, sick.. someone get me a fucking sandwich”
This was commissioned by someone on deviantART called LyfeRider, and she wanted me to make a parody of the Gorillaz cover, “Demon Days” with her characters, Rik, Queenie, Rebel, and Germ.
a-girl-and-her-leopard: Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me
lizzysouth: Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me cutie pied
The Seals of King Solomon the wise. Well for someone like me who isn’t a greedy f*ck trying to screw everyone over who knows there are worse fates than poverty in life….all of these seals are useless to me except 5 and 12.I would make
I think people are gonna hate me for this, but i remember someone asking me for a good Batgirl story, and here’s the thing, if you want to read a GOOD Batgirl story, you will to see the back issues of Batman “No Man’s Land” in there you will see
“Im dumb so you tell me. If us being lovers is the cause what will the effect be?” NO. NO THIS DRAMA IS DOING THINGS TO MY HEART RIGHT NOW I CANT HANDLE THE CUTENESS OHGOD SOMEONE HOLD ME
I feel too buzzed off 2 beers right now. like i guess it’s a good thing cuz i’m tryna cut back but at the same time it’s unnerving for someone like me who is use to having a million beers to all the sudden get half shwilly off 2 beers
It really annoys me how there are so many people who like the new ghostbusters movie, yes its fucking awesome to see a full cast of girls, yes its cool that theres more women in the film industry because of it, but literally all of the characters are
Outfit of the day. I got so so so soooooooooooo many compliments today! It made me very happy. :) Though I’m afraid this outfit wasn’t as flattering for my figure as I had hoped it to be. That’s ok! I was also wearing my pearl headband
the-shy-fa: So I’ve had this recipe, and within the next few months I had put on like 20lbs. I’m not saying there’s a DIRECT correlation, but what I AM saying is please someone make me some red velvet brownies they were amazing.
nootflix:I just want someone to like me and not just randomly leave me
The desire to inflict pain upon myself is just so immense, it’s crashing down on me like a tidal wave. I don’t know what’s stopping me. Someone save me from the dark side of my mind.
holyshmidt: I really can’t picture anyone having a crush on me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I said hi to them,or even just smiled at them. I can’t picture
zitoisneato:I met Vinny from Vinesauce today, he’s a really nice guy and I gave him some extra Amiibos I had…and he gave me this in return. (Along with a button and a really nice print but this….)Thank you Vinny, for giving someone like me one of
“I don’t need you to take care of me,” Will said, because he was nothing if not a master of self-denial. “You do you not allow yourself the things that you want,” Hannibal replied, deftly picking apart his terse answer. “With the argument
newkidsonmycock31: myblvckdontcrack: phil-of-the-phuture: ebonybyg: 😭😭😭 This is the most wholesome meme Damn…I wish someone liked me like that straight people are pathetic
lovely-thighs:One day I just hope someone likes me enough to keep me
Nobody would want someone like me teaching their kids, anyway. I’m mentally ill, untreated, and I’m a liability. If anything, this was the moment that really made me realize how stupid it as to think I could be anything. Letting go has just
capriciouscannibal: lets have more videogames where you’re the dragon character customization on what you look like get your own cave make a horde capture a princess and guard her and maybe be nice to her (maybe like have it a multi outcome so how
someone talk to me about clearjaku this is an emergency.
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
myblvckdontcrack: phil-of-the-phuture: ebonybyg: 😭😭😭 This is the most wholesome meme Damn…I wish someone liked me like that
rough-thoughts: “I used to think I was the weirdest person in the world, but then I thought: There’s a lot of people like this in the world, there must be someone like me, that feels bizarre and harmed the same way I feel. I imagine that person,
I saw wonder woman over the weekend and NDN tumblr prepared me to see someone like me SURVIVE the movie but the fact that Chief actually brought up colonialism and genocide and talked about it made me tear up some. I wasn’t expecting that at all.
bootedclay:I love seeing guys working on their vehicles, booted and oblivious that someone like me would like to steal their boots
i want to date myself cuz i think i am wonderful and great and i deserve someone like me. so i want me. cuz i love me. yeah.
Someone come snuggle with me please
nympheminist: enamorxte: nympheminist: ft. creamy thighs Why can’t someone like me like this. I literally said “babe can I borrow ur hand?”
xfileslesbian: me abt me: can someone like.. take care of her
that-girl-from-the-uk: I need to be thinner. I’m too fat….who could ever like someone like me?
Ive never been this terrified of someone like this….
sipthisslow: muvaearth: thotchery: yeoja: lopmon: yasgawd: when y'all break up tell him to call me WTF when will someone love me like this i will never be loved This is really honest and truly my ideal man i hate taco bell but slide me 跌
uhmeliamay: me when someone tells me i’m cute
insatiable-goth: question: how much do i have to whine until someone throws me over my couch and fucks the attitude out of me
haemus: Concept: someone loves me and takes care of me and fucks me good
tofasttolivetooyoungtodie:panthvr: halllleybabbbby: what a keeper looks like fucking want someone like this omg ALL I WANT RIGHT NOW. WISH THIS WAS POSSIBLE
arousingsounds: bichotomy: arousingsounds: I have multiple fantasies involving the hot hood of a car too. I’m good like that. God. I love to fuck someone like this. Aekward hard slamming. Lifting her off her seat.I have never fucked on the
oneohtrixpointnever: i’ve never cracked my phone’s screen in my life can someone tell me what that level of personal failure feels like
twolovingone: I love, love, LOVE amateur sex. So many dirty combinations and so many pleasurable things you can do! For someone like me with a creative mind, it’s like Lego – finding all the different way that pieces can be fit together to make something
I think the worst time someone harassed me on the street was when I was walking home from school and these guys pulled up next to me and were like ‘hey baby need a ride’ and I said no and kept walking, and they followed me yelling ‘we wont hurt
you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me I hate putting furniture together rAAAAAAAAGSHOGH I have no patience for this!! isn’t it simpler to just stack books rather than to put together a bookshelffff omggggg
mccnbliss: Let’s just pretend someone likes me as much as I like them.
Why won’t someone like me for me.. and not just to use me and throw me away
fuck-n-cum: God I need someone like him…
do u ever hate that u like someone? like u actually fucking hate them and u think they’re annoying af but for some reason u accidentally like them still
I struggle so hard to believe that there’s anyone who’ll fall in love with someone like me with 20 bad days on every okay one. Like why would they
someone said I should check up on Olivia cuz I said that Lillie was my favorite and are u fucking kidding me, HOW IS THIS GAME CATERING SPECIFICALLY TO ME AND MY FAV CHARACTERISTICS???
randomrat: ‘You can find better than me, worse than me but you will never find someone like ME! by Romany WG on Flickr
tattooedink-artvixens: Your optimistic eyes seem like paradise, to someone like…me. ~ Depeche Mode
