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Someone fuck me like this please! I’ll dress up like a nurse if that helps!
Someone just sent this to me asking if it was me… wtf, I don’t remember ever taking a photo like this, but damn sure does look like an old photo of me haha!
someone liked the rainbow dash ahead swap i did. so one of my patrons ask for the samething instead its princess lUna and his OC trinity. if you like my work please consider following me on patreon. https://www.patreon.com/ONATART
Someone should send me asks on omo… or not even ask me a questions you could tell me a story on omo or literally anything that’s cute omo ..
Me: *sees someone who isn’t homophobic, sexist or racist*Me: Need me a freak like dat 👌 👌 👌
It always confuses me when neurotypicals think that all triggers are of the same intensity - like these asshats were getting angry about someone who had tagged something as “irl hands //” or something and they thought it was hilarious but like…
sparklesmikey: akaitsume: Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in: Me flirting with someone I actually like: THIS IS SO ACCURATE
feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males
I know most of my text posts are sad and not funny as people like, but I just need to post my feelings. I really want someone to lay down and cuddle with, and feel like nothing else matters in the world. Everybody I meet ends up throwing me away and
someone in the neighborhood is blasting old 40s/50s music and it makes me feel like I’m in Fallout
hypnoticstare: abitofabadass: for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move" and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave
someone asked me a while back “why would I use big words? so I can sound like other ppl?” my response to that is simple. you know what I sound like? like ive read a book before ~mic drop~ ~feedback~ ~walks away~
bringmethehomos: I feel like if the devil ever wanted somewhere to hide he could just go on tumblr and no one would suspect a thingI mean he could be all like “I am the Dark Lord Satan” and someone else would just be like “yeah me too high five
someone friend requested me and bc i’m nice i accepted it but now i regret it bc they’re so…………………. clingy………………..
poeticus: anxiousbagel: emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people: “i would kill myself without you” “everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did” basically anything that guilts the other person into
smoochdude: u know when u see someone and you’re like “oh no they’re hot” and then you see them in plaid and you’re like “oh christ they’re really hot”
Do you think someone can die from eating too much ice cream? Sounds like it’s worth a shot. If the calories don’t kill me, my conscience will. Gos what is wrong with me..
mercedesbenzodiazepine: I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
gabrielleaulait: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over there house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and
nephilimgirlbooks: I firmly believe that fanfiction readers have the best poker faces. Like, no one is more sneaky/better at lying then those who have read crazy fanfiction smut in public while looking as casual as if they were responding to a text.
brennbug: Me: I hate myself Someone else: don’t say things like that!! Me: k Me: *still hates myself but keeps quiet about it*
zayniepaynie: i honestly really want to be zayn’s best friend and get the privilege to being in his life as someone he trusts and cares about who he can sit and talk about nothing and everything with. like i want to be someone he goes to when he needs
I notice everything. And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things
like I want a man who will snap someone’s neck for laying a hand on me and get worried if I’m in harms way but also who gives me a bath and tucks my hair behind my ear. who barely speaks and puts up a bad boy wall but tells me I’m his
no, it’s more like people do little things or say they love me but it just doesn’t connect to my brain? like I think oh that’s nice but you’re just saying that which is obviously frustrating for both me and the other person.
wyomingsmustache: donaldjareddunn: When someone identifies with their favorite character it can say a lot about them. Whenever someone says “they are so me” believe them. Sometimes liking a favorite character they identify with is the closest thing
someone asked me if I do meet and greets, I WISH I WAS THIS FAMOUS like honestly that would be my dream to have people like me/look up to me to the point they would go just to meet me but like you would get there and be like .. this is her?? why doesnt
Are you fucking kidding me brklynbreed (Tae?) liked stuff on my Instagram and said they liked my style I think it’s okay for me to die now.
someone bring me a dog so I can force them to sleep and cuddle with me because my cat is being a huge prick and stepping directly on my nipple like what the hell of all the places to walk on me like right on the nip you piece of shit asshole cat
ok someone needs to bring me some pepperoni pizza rn like srsly followers do u love me just pls feed me ok
IT MAKES ME SO STRESSED WHEN SOMEONE IS ON MY FACE PAGE SOMEONE IS LITERALLY LOOKING AT MY TAGGED/ME (except its tagged/face bc im a dick) AND I AM FEELING VERY OVERWHELMED LIKE WHO ARE U ARE U CUTE DO U THINK IM CUTE
hey thanks to all of y'all who like my selfies and personal posts and bullshit and whatnot, you make me smile and it’s nice knowing someone’s taking the time to notice whatever’s on my mind. thanks for putting up w me ily guys <3333
nzagul: me about my ocs in my head: engaging personality, developed backstory, relatable goals and interests, unique and well researched abilities someone: so tell me about ur oc me: *already crying* shes a lesbian and i fukcigng lov her,,
saddest-tranny:“I cant be with someone like me! I hate myself”
What if someone liked me. What if we had dinner, strolled through book shops took a walk home and fell asleep on the sofa and you woke up with a extra blanket.
Not to be nsfw and like that on main but someone should do something about my chastity kink and hate acceptance towards anal as a substitute to something enjoyable. Push my buttons and call me a good girl although never hesitate to haze me for not being
I love the idea of someone liking me enough to regularly want my mouth on their cunt 🥺
amaranthdesires:What if someone just grab my neck gently and pin me against the wall.. making me grab and lift my top up so they can play with my nipples and slap my tiny tits til i’m crying wet mess for them As if will i ever stop being to shy
brennbug:Me: I hate myself Someone else: don’t say things like that!! Me: k Me: *still hates myself but keeps quiet about it*
You'll never find someone like me, that's a promise.
margotrobbiesbf: THANK YOU SO MUCH RANDOM PERSON ON TUMBLR WHO DECIDED TO BLOW 1300$ ON ME I LOVE YOU IM SCREMAINFNDKE WHAT THE HELL
snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii replied to your post:When will I ever finish my OC? The world may never… Hi yes hello, I would like to draw your OC jEN IS LITERALLY SO THIRSTY FOR ART JFC +hahaha +NO +SHE ISN’T COOL ENOUGH TO BE DRAWN
can someone explain to me how somebody can not like somebody they don’t even know?
hooked-on-hookah: You know what, you’re so lucky that someone like me is in love with you but you’re too much of an asshole to realize that, so fuck you.
tsubako: What's the point for someone like me to stay by his side?
ialienslut: your love was handmade for someone like me
eggnogparty: reblogging something because you know someone would like it and they reblog it from someone else
captoring: blastortoise: Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you there is a component in olives that some people taste
This is goodThough i beg to differ, i mean, there just needs to be someone like me to design special panties ;)
alice-in-the-looking-glass: sarisstg: It’s been a while since I wore my maid outfit. So many job opportunities for someone like me! Secretary, maid, porn star, and… trophy wife? If you can consider that a job :P MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
sarisstg: It’s been a while since I wore my maid outfit. So many job opportunities for someone like me! Secretary, maid, porn star, and… trophy wife? If you can consider that a job :P
oh lawd what am I drawing shfhsfh someone stOP ME
hometownhorror: These girls weren’t expecting someone like me to crash their slumber party.
I’ve been growing potatoes in 5 gallon buckets and they’ve been doing really successfully for over a month and the vines are humongous. The only problem I’ve been having is that they keep getting infested with these tiny little flying bugs that
