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oh-libertine: My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked
meladoodle: meladoodle: i just accidentally scratched my parents car MY DAD IS SO PISSED OH MY GOD IM AN IDIOT my mum asked what part was damaged and my dad said ‘well.. my heart mostly’
mattgroaning: “I’m so co….” I spot a dad smiling in the distance. I think for a second. “my name is cold,” I say instead. suddenly the dad explodes and there is no more joking now. I sit on my throne of dead fathers for the rest
breadmaakesyoufat: shirohayabusa: breadmaakesyoufat: i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying “oh no my potato” How does this have so many notes i dont know. my dad is pretty fucking proud.
my-dads-the-king-of-hell: my-dads-the-king-of-hell: so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for 逕, (躔 for the shoulder plus 踡 for the hand an forearm) and a leg can sell for 躔 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg
cyan-shenanigans:briangefrich:modestmgmtofficial: everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement: 5 gallons of homework mouthful of lint 20 degrees of facial oil 7 pints of china handful of fergi 60 mph of dad 60 MPH OF DAD
audreyii-fic: gubrul: so i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned chris pratt my dad sighs and says “I dont know how parents could be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent” and i sat there looking
captainharrie: there are so many things to talk about here mullet miles sasuke uchiha miles that demon lord ghirahim aesthetic that just needs a diamond drawn on his face and one of franziska’s earrings hi dad im dad my friend once tweeted this one
3holedbbcslut: 3holedbbcslut: Sorry dad, but you made me do this. As my beloved followers know if you’ve checked my blog, my dad recently cut me off (long story). So I’ve been very stressed about having to potentially drop out of school (going into
danzer47: daddy?ya honey ? is that your cock in your hand dad? ya baby.. its so big and nice is it over me? ya baby ,oh dad im going to show you my little tits and i can watch you cum for me„, oh honey please „im comming for you
lollypopeauthor: I went camping with my brother and my parents. I am a slut, I like to fuck both my brother and my dad, but they don’t know about each other. So I fucked my dad deep in the woods and blew my brother under a cliff. Check out my books:
sugarbooty: superheroesincolor:“Been on tumblr for two hours soaking in awesome melanin-filled posts. So I’ll share mine. My Dad was a black superhero…. TWICE. As a kid, I thought it was silly & goofy to see my Dad in a cape. He left his mark
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GUYS I'M 100% SERIOUS, my Dad asked me if I was putting Civil War in, to watch tonight, so I respond with "I'm on that like Bucky on plums" and my Dad quips: "More like Bucky on Steve"
dasha-loses-it: bubblegum-pwussay: littletinydoom: dead-mall-commune: bubblegum-pwussay: People treat single moms like trash and single dads like some kind of a hero Because the bar is so low for dads that the bare minimum of care is incredible
pure-incest-family: While she was away on holiday Emma’s dad said that she could stay with him and relax while her mum goes shopping for a few hours. It was all a plan so he could have some special dad daughter time on a nice big bed
reefs231: My dad finally let me watch him and my older brother. Seeing Daddy fucking my brother’s mouth is so hot but Dad still won’t let me join in yet…
bamhbies: milkteeth: bamhbies: waiting for all the hot 40 year old dads to reach their mid life crisis and get divorced so I can fuck them can you hear me vomiting no the sex I’m having with your dad is too loud
awkwardvagina: so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv
louisebstuff: This evening… Dad… Dinner… Dexter (missed the tie tonight so I went down on him…)… Dad again…
sleazy-dirty-dads-rape-sons: Uncle Adam teaches me to plough my little brother’s ass. He says experience is the best teacher so he’s fucking my own ass at the same timeSwapped by my step-dad
pervinonmarriedcocks: curiousdadjock: I usually look circumcised because my meat gets so big, it runs out of foreskin. But in the morning … when just waking up, it hangs just like my dad’s (Italian) piece. I’m lucky dad was foreign born and
solarine: tyrianterror: kunchuu: So my dad has new clients and their son is transgender. He got pregnant with his boyfriend and put the baby up for adoption and the baby was adopted by a gay couple….which means that his baby daughter has 4 dads and
thatharlequingirlemanni: So as soon as I get home I take my clothes off and lock myself in my room but today my asshole little brother decided to barge in and he saw my tattoo (my dad doesn’t know about it) and he threatened to tell my dad Being the
fruitpinch: i was in the car with my dad and he said to me, “hey theres a sticker on that car with uh, that guy on it” and the car drove away before i could see it so my dad was trying to describe it to me he was like, “his face is inside of
david-van: stefcakes: What the fuck is wrong with the world………… So lemme get this straight. The baby would be the mom’s sister/brother but the dad’s daughter/son. But at the same time it would be the mom’s son/daughter and the dad’s
On my way home from the free way, there was this white honda civic trying to race my dad (he has a truck) so my dads car is on the left and the civics on the right. The honda had two girls and a guy, the guy was driving and looking at me from the window.
emptyvalleyofmyheart: c-loud-n-ine: so my dad told me there was something for me as an apology for the status above.i go into the kitchen & see a box of wonderful cookies!right? WRONG. i open the fucking box & my dad drew a freaking troll
wookiemistake: ackles-mjolnir: so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
onemultiplefandom: cutevictim: “Gross, Dad, don’t do—DAD, STOP IT!” this is so sUPERCUTE
digableswaggot: digableswaggot: SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD
forbiddenlvstdesires: I told my best friend Kelsey that I was fucking my dad and she told me she was too!! so we decided to get together and fuck our dad’s together and maybe even switch. Daddy took some convincing but when he saw me make out with
fats: kawaiitentaclesex: blueeyedmenace: The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes redux the walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes part 1 I was feelin’ so shitty then I read this and now I feel better natesnerdylife
twistedassfucker: “Come on sweetie” Daddy crooned to me “It’s not so bad. Daddy’s here. Dad’s friends just want to see my little Baby make his special baby-cream. There’s no need to cry.” One of the friends sniggered, nastily. Dad shot
ddsx: incest78: Brothers fucked by their dad for the first time. dad gets so nasty when he starts fucking
cyan-shenanigans: briangefrich: modestmgmtofficial: everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement: 5 gallons of homework mouthful of lint 20 degrees of facial oil 7 pints of china handful of fergi 60 mph of dad 60 MPH OF DAD
