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Well, that backfired.So many of my friends let their dads fuck them so they can then get their dads to do whatever they want. After several months of fucking my dad I finally told him that I wanted a new car or else I’d tell Mom what had been going
daddystoyboy: Your dad will now fuckin’ shoot a so freaking large shot in the small pussy of yours, son! Fuck your daddy, you fucking whore!Dad has not been jerking cock on six long days, so now you’ll really get a sense of what your dad has in store
momskiffer: - Im so high, mom.- Me to, I told you to not put in so much gras. - No other way to get dad sleep dad so fast.- Yes, but one day he will wake up and come in.- Shit, he will gets a heart attack.- Fuck, I am so horny, boy!
When Mom died, Dad and I moved in with her brother so the three of us could look after each other. Both Dad and my uncle really missed Mom, and they often spoke about how much fun they had when they shared her. They sounded so sweet and so sad that I
Wrestling is so hot right now so I asked Dad to show me some moves. He’s quite a fan and we worked up a major sweat! Then suddenly Dad put me in a hold he hadn’t shown me yet. “Wha… what do you call this one Dad?”“No idea baby, but it’s
daughterlover: Well, that backfired. So many of my friends let their dads fuck them so they can then get their dads to do whatever they want. After several months of fucking my dad I finally told him that I wanted a new car or else I’d tell Mom what
daughterlover: “Dad, what are you… oh my God, Daddy!” “Dad, you mustn’t do this! Dad you mwwwhwhwhw.” “Dad, this is so wrong… but… but… sit behind me Dad… oh yes… it feels nice when you touch my breasts…” “Touch me down there
sweet-little-molested-melissa: starburstslover: daughterlover: daughterlover: “Dad, what are you… oh my God, Daddy!” “Dad, you mustn’t do this! Dad you mwwwhwhwhw.” “Dad, this is so wrong… but… but… sit behind me Dad… oh yes…
the-porn-stories: My dad’s employer comes by our house whenever Dad messes up at work so that I can remind him why my Dad shouldn’t get fired. Though I’m starting to doubt that Dad really screws up twice a week, I’m not willing to risk getting
You’re so immature. You know, dad doesn’t act this way. I’ll just say, “Dad, give me a few edges.” Or, “Dad, eat my pussy.” Or, “Dad, I want to see some guy-on-guy stuff.” And you know what he does? He obeys. He doesn’t talk about
why-is-a-mouse-when-it-spins: Okay, so I just finished watching Doctor Who with my dad (our Saturday tradition). I paused during this scene And my dad is all like, “Woah, what’s that!?” Turns out it’s Aurek-Besh from Star Wars. So my dad, being
mysanaf: littlesmartart: thought: Zixuan has so many kids to Dad, he sometimes unwittingly forgets to turn off Dad Mode and casually Dads people who are not his kids. pretty much every other dad in the previous generation is incredibly shitty so actually
thegayswhocouldfly: so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me” thats it the dad
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milliondollarafro: be-blackstar: hotcheetodust: I love my dad so fucking much he is so good at shutting down these people who believe in reverse racism shout out to your dad Your dad is truly the real MVP. White folk and their false equivalences
camwelgrace: When Dad won’t let you go out and Dad won’t let Dad go out either and you and Dad are both really annoyed so you and Dad go mini golfing without Dad and then break Dad’s rules and go where Dad told you not to go.
jakedepravity: April’s dad was ALWAYS taking pictures of her, he would be so goofy and would have her do all these funny poses. We would dress up and just be so crazy. He’s so much cooler than my dad.
hillsidebang:My Dad fucks the neighbor boy hard and makes him squeel so his dad can hear it thru the walls. Dad wants a video so we can watch it when dad fucks me so he lets me record it.
queerbetweenthelines: LGBTQ* Children’s Books You May Have Missed: One Dad, Two Dads, Brown Dad, Blue Dads by Johnny Valentine, illustrated by Melody Sarecky So this happened: Rebecca went to the children’s section of the library when working on
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet: My dad: So i want to see Star Trek My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes
nltm: nltm: dads are subtly drawn together, like stand users tell me, how many times have you walked down the street with your dad and encountered other dads that your dad knowsI thought so
liverpepper: sora: he’s not our dad-dad, but i guess you can say he’s our dad!!Roxas: He raised us, and we live with him, so,sora: so, he’s our dad-guy!!Roxas: Father figure?sora: that’s what i said!!
moarthan6: egberts: so if dad is hugging John because John is his dad and John is hugging dad because dad is his dad then who is the real dad maybe the real dad is the friends we made along the way
letspartyatneverland: Well I’m bored so lets publish some jokes. Dad: Say daddy!Baby: Mommy!Dad: Come on, say daddy!Baby: Mommy!Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!Mom: Honey, I’m home!Baby: F*ck you!Mom: Who taught you that?Baby: Daddy!Dad:
daddysbottom: I know that this is probably wrong, but I’ve been secretly snapping pictures of my dad for the past couple of years. “So what’s so wrong about taking photos of one’s dad?”, you ask? Well, see, the photos of my dad that I’ve
pencreckles: So father’s day is coming up and I just wanted to make a lil reminder: - Some people have bad relationships with their dads - Some have good relationships with their dads - Some have deceased dads - Some won’t get to be with their dads
paternal-instinct: When I surprised Dad at work, it looked like he was on “break.” His overalls were down and he was jerking his meat. Dad always works so hard, so I thought I would help him out. Surprise, Dad!
So earlier this afternoon while i was working on stuff i didn’t come to dinner right away since i was really close to finishing what i was doing. When i finally did finish it about half an hour later i came into the kitchen and dad pretty much left
So i’m really excited because this Saturday morning’s Pokemon episode on cartoon network is the one with Sylveon’s debut in it (i’ve already seen it in japanese but hey you know) and my dad is recording it on the DVR for me LOL
so the hematologist that saw me when in miami when i was super sick and in the hospital, i haven’t been able to see him since i got out in august because of just a lot of things that piled down, mostly financially plus health wise with my dad also
so im still doing really bad health wise and its starting to get scary, im still bleeding a lot but my dad is just yelling at my mom and refusing to take me to the doctor or hospital or anything plus we’re broke lays down here
so pretty much my dad gave both me and mom his cold
dad ruined my night a while ago, as usual, so i kinda lost my mojo
so, i woke up to a little family emergency, my dad had to be sent to the hospital and looks like he’s staying there for a bit, he’s actually been there a few times due to some health concernsand anyway i’ll need to buy myself some food for a couple
So your dad has requested you get circumcised before the holidays. I know am sorry but you have no say in the matter!
so it’s 5:30 pm and my dad still hasn’t called or texted to wish me a happy birthdayinteresting
so yeah this is my dad and he’s pretty cool, even though he’s a conservative asshole with a closed mind I still love him cause he’s pretty cool and was probably a stoner as a teenager. Love you padre
anniephantom: my dad borrowed my video camera so that he could film some instructional videos for his classes and i just checked the memory card and there are all these pictures of him where he tried to record but took a picture instead dad DAD DAD
So glad my dad drops the “What are you drawing?” question if I just say "commissions". We share a ton of shit but I don’t think it’s on a “Oh it’s a huge dick futa in a sweater” level.
So this is all I got left for tonight. Cuban kush my dad says its called. Makes me proud of my heritage :,) Tomorrow getting new shit, yes yes.
So my dad said he’d buy me a new laptop AND the wireless attachment for my tablet if I get good grades my grades are straight A’s with on D being the exceptiON BECAUSE THAT TEACHER DOSENT EXCEPY UNTYPED PAPERS AND I CANT TYPE ANYTHING CUZ
So you know how I reblogged that post where the person painted their Room based off of SU backgrounds? Well I asked my dad If we could do that to my room and he was like ‘Sure! But..why don’t I just make a wall decal for it?’ I just realized that
So I came out to my dad last night...
So I noticed this just a few seconds ago (bottom right of the coaster). My dad used to be really into NASCAR and got these right before Dale Earnheardt died. I always thought I recognized the letters RCR when I first found your blog, and now it all makes
dad-chan: these boys across from me were looking at gay porn once in class and one guy was like “dude this is so gay” and the other guy said “no its fine we said no homo remember” and i almost gave myself a nosebleed trying not to laugh
So my dad gambles quite a bit
