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dads bogarting my fiance so doodle time
dad-chan: these boys across from me were looking at gay porn once in class and one guy was like “dude this is so gay” and the other guy said “no its fine we said no homo remember” and i almost gave myself a nosebleed trying not to laugh
So I couldn't finish up the movie, because my dad and brother came home :/
so one of my dad’s cousins is a talent agent and I finally looked him up on Google and HOLY HELL his clients are like… the leads for the Newsroom and American Horror Story.
so my mother called with my dad on speaker phone and here are some of the greatest hits:-“Stop crying!”-“Maybe if you lived at home during the school week, you could visit on the weekends” “What about rent-” “I
So my dad sometimes goes over the border to Russia with his friend. Every time he asks me if he should bring me back something, and these are what I ask for every single time. What are they? Apple flavored girly girl cigarettes. And you can’t get
So I decided pull up my parents’ natal charts because WHY NOT. First things first, my dad. He’s a sun aqua. Now let’s see what more fun stuffs we can find out.… Oh shit fuck hell he has moon in scorpio. NO WONDER IT’S BEEN A LOVE-HATE-RELATIONSHIP
So I called the hospital again to reach the nurse who’s taking care of my mom. She was like “oh yeah, she’s been really wanting to talk with her daughter”.Long story short, she sounded tired but otherwise fine. She also wants to talk with dad,
whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid: David Tennant raises eyebrows as Don Juan. Bonus close-up:
So my mom was telling my dad to pick up some vitamins while he was out and she told him she needed him to give her the D. Kill me
So, I have to help my dad rip up the carpeting in the family room today. I wonder what we’ll find under it?
So my dad came home with a briefcase stuffed with pizza tonight
so-smoke-em-if-you-got-em: My dad said that Supernatural was unrealistic because Sam and Dean (mostly Dean) have the demeanor and personalities of people who curse a lot. This is why we need a movie. Or more episodes like this.
So my dad told me that there was a leak in the bathroom that I should check out. You win this round.
So, my Dad got bored and decided to break physics
so while i was waiting in the lobby for my dad to grab our bags i noticed this really pretty girl and i was almost tempted to awkwardly say hi to her to bad i didn’t see her before i started singing and dancing
so the fuckers are fighting again. my mom found another online social networking site belonging to my dad and has now confronted him about it. of course he is denying knowledge of it but you know how it is. i vow to never get married too many problems.
"So Mom... Dad... for Christmas I was kind of hoping you can get me something."
So my dad gambles quite a bit
So mums planning a holiday for her, my step dad and the twins Wonder if she’ll invite her other child or not? Doubt it, kind of getting sick of not being apart of this family anymore.
So David called and i thought it was my dad .
So, you're the bitch, who saw the bitch, who told the bitch, that I was a bitch. If I'm a bitch, then you're a bitch for calling me a bitch. Your mom is a bitch for having a bitch, your dad is a bitch for fucking a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a
So i just told my dad , his girlfriend and his girlfriend's sister about my boyfriend
So it's 2 and my dad isnt even home now.
So, i told my dad i didnt want to go to Reign anymore. and he said: “oh okay, thats good, i wasn’t gonna let you go anyways.” then he started laughing. THAT DUMB BUTT. hahaha well, have fun everyone whose going to Reign.
So next year my dad is gonna let me learn to drive in his fucken truck
So... my sister forgot to take the keys to my dads car
So i was in the car today with my dad
So today, there was this dude that was walking down the hill from my house, i went outside to talk to my dad about our old house that was on sale- and the guy that was walking down the hill, he looked at me then looked in my house, at the tv then looked
So my dad is planning to trade in his truck for a highlander. Yaaaaay. Does this mean I get to look at my future prius
so-many-feels: theamericankid: 8305.5days, Hero dad. tamagetchu one. i am cry. the second to last one had me in tears. “happy birthday son”
so my dad found my instagram where I describe myself as a “professional lesbian" guess I’m out now.
So I am trying to remember this dream I had last night. It was weird. I don’t remember all of the details or the order of things. I was at my dad’s only it was different and my step sister in law was there with her son, as wsas my younger stepbrother
So I got 9 hours. Got coffee. Started on the pile of dishes in a kitchen with almost no space at all. Dad and I are taking shifts. I feel just weary and ugh. Stepmom even noted I looked sad, though left shortly after. I haven’t been eating well
So cuddles and I talked and he wants to work on maintenance, get back down to 250. And I similarly want my jeans to fit better and get back down to 145. But I went out to eat with dad, and then just ate a bunch of cheese and crackers, rubbed one out,
So I came out to my dad last night...
dad-goth-official: Pretty sure op is a fetish blog but yeah this is me around rice i love that shit so much its unreal
So today is my brother’s birthday and it looks like my dad might be forcing us kids to go to alateen tonight even though he knows literally none of us like it or ever want to do it. Even my brother doesn’t wanna go today and he’s chill with basically
So my dad got sick the other say and he’s more or less bedbound for at least a few days while this bug passes through his system but in the meantime I have to take both my brother and sister to and from school which is seriously eating into my gas tank
So, my dad called...
so my parents booked a trip for me to go to florida to get a break from everything and guess what suprise suprise...not! they got in an argument and now my trip that woud have been 8 days has been canceled by my dad no trip for me! great. i cn wait for
So my dad doesn't much like the shield..
So my dad bought me tactical vest......
Morbid Jealousy.
so i’ve decided that.. Paul is the mom Liam is the dad Niall is the annoying little brother Harry and Louis are twins who do nasty things and Zayn is the moody older sister omg zayn’s HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES A+
dad-bods: Just as sexy as he was thirty pounds ago, if not more so.
so today i went go karting. i beat everyone. including my dad who used to race cars. i was pretty fucking proud :3
so-subordinate: bottmdaddyben:I’m gonna cum to this one in a few minutes here, smacking the hell out of my balls and gagging myself on a dildo (have Skype? ;)), but have to share my fag dad thoughts. Alpha son is hot, not just physically, but just
So my dad came home with this giant today. Apparently the neighbors on the corner are getting rid of a bunch of stuff, and this was in the pile–complete Webster’s dictionary from the 1950′s. It’s… huge.
So many posts on tumblr about loving your mom. Yes moms are the best but it seems like everyone forgets about the father. REBLOG if you love your dad.
so I’ve been waking up every night from like 3-5am and tonight I woke up at 3am and was on and off asleep until 7:30am and I had a erally cracked out dream my dad was driving one of my unnamed friends and another person that I was friends with
So you guys know those [Insert Fandom] According to my Mom/Dad meme things?