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wookiemistake: ackles-mjolnir: so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
swa-gay: when i was younger i was really emotionally attached to my tamagotchi, and i refused to go to school without them, so my 43 year old dad had to learn the ropes and he took them to work and cared for them and thats why i love my dad
awkwardvagina: so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv
klartie: costanzastan: jacobfuckedme: klartie fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find jesus christ dad
hadoukenresident: fangirling-and-tea: fangirling-and-tea: so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing then he goes “oh good you got my tweet”
youngtop4dadbottom: horny-dads: Sex @ the Pool horny-dads.tumblr.com Only this once you get to turn the tables… but that daddy ass from the looks of it has been drilled and drilled and penetrated so hard that it has at least learned how to
izayas-dick: So get this, I’m at work with my dad and uncle (they put up erosion fence) and I’m getting paid and stuff. We’re on break and my uncle says, “Well, now you’ll have money to buy your anime books.” and my dad just says, “It’s
gweebog: gweebog: dad melted the chinese so i haven’t had dinner okay this was badly worded my dad has not committed genocide repeat there was no genocide involved
robertmccracken: tyleroakley: robertmccracken: my dad did an impression of how i pose in photos YOUR DAD IS MY EVERYTHING. tyler the fact that you reblogged this literally makes me so happy
my-dads-the-king-of-hell: my-dads-the-king-of-hell: so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for 逕, (躔 for the shoulder plus 踡 for the hand an forearm) and a leg can sell for 躔 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg
intheshadowofsignificance: yami-of-darkness-bakura: Me: *is watching Yu-Gi-Oh season 3* Dad: *Looks at Yugi* “His name is Yugi, right?” Me: “Yes! You got it right! Now, who is he?” *Points to Yami* Dad: “That’s Oh” He tried so hard.
tyrianterror: kunchuu: So my dad has new clients and their son is transgender. He got pregnant with his boyfriend and put the baby up for adoption and the baby was adopted by a gay couple….which means that his baby daughter has 4 dads and no mom.
pardonmewhileipanic: fumbledeegrumble: chaoslindsay: How Baby #39: Dad BodThere’s been a lot of buzz about ‘dad bod’ recently, and how it’s just so wonderful that women, long the arbiters of men’s appearances, have loosened the reins and
jdlaclede: jdlaclede: every now and then tumblr reminds me that my dad asked for a furry pic for his 57th birthday might as well tell the story behind that so, my dad’s birthday is coming up, and since he doesn’t text, ever (he’s luddite that way),
randomsplashes: randomsplashes: concept: yurio is hungry af and can’t escape the dad jokes (ಥ⌣ಥ) bonus: when u can’t stand the dad jokes so u break ur phone
determinedtomato: my dad took me to see sharkboy and lavagirl when it came out and it was my first 3D movie and i was so amazed. when i got home i said “dad i wanna draw 3D pictures!” and he laughed in that parent way that means “haha okay you
thatharlequingirlemanni: So as soon as I get home I take my clothes off and lock myself in my room but today my asshole little brother decided to barge in and he saw my tattoo (my dad doesn’t know about it) and he threatened to tell my dad Being the
imwithkanye: President Obama responds to 10-year-old’s letter about her two gay dads. “I am so glad that you agree two men can love each other because I have two dads and they love each other, but at school kids think that it’s gross and weird,
brown-eyes-lullabies: wookiemistake: ackles-mjolnir: so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child. haha
rasputinincest: Standing outside mom and dads room listening to Dad fucking Mom so hard that I have to rub my little pussy hard…
familywishes: Dad always tell me that if I want anything in life I have to work hard for it. So when I told dad that I needed some help to get my own apartment he made me work extra hard for it.
silenceechoes39: So Chocho thinks her ‘real’ dad is a hunk and plans to approach every hot guy she sees on her journey with Sarada to find out if they are her real dad.… Is this gonna go where I think it’s gonna go…?
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: Moroha: “So if you were raised by my mom’s brother… we’re basically cousins!”Towa: “Your dad is my dad’s brother. We are literally cousins.”
totaldiva:story time, once in the 5th grade i was waiting after school by myself for my dad to show up in the car line and his car pulled up so i opened the door and got inside right? well there was this baby sitting in the carseat and i was like “dad
swindle94: eric-coldfire: acrosc: so something kind of surreal happened?? my dad’s side of the family is italian-american. and my dad was just casually browsing some facebook page about italian-americans, when he sees this: and he thinks, wait. wait.
rubyredwisp: Does your daughter know the Tyrion Lannister figurine is you? Yeah, she calls it “Dad-dah.” She just says to me, “Hey, you!” And she calls the toy “Dad-dah.” So that’s a little confusing. She doesn’t know who I am, but she
digableswaggot: digableswaggot: SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD
chiaroscurolife:prismatic-bell:rockytop-liberty: Yo, so my dad is an OTR truck driver, and: BUUUUULLLLLLSHIT!!!!1) show me the sit-down restaurant in this photo where my dad can have a proper meal. What’s that? It’s all fast food? Fuck his health
brain-food: Reddit user Dustin Carpenter has a daughter who requested a Mario Bros themed room. So thats what he gave her. Best dad of the year? Best dad forever.
thot4thoughts:Julian’s dad got overprotective when he came out, saying he wouldn’t let nobody fuck him. But Julian had needs, so they found a solution. Julian could fuck anyone, but he could only bottom for his dad
audreyii-fic: gubrul: so i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned chris pratt my dad sighs and says “I dont know how parents could be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent” and i sat there looking
onyourtongue: Dads just being dads. This was so nice to watch, these babies are awesome.
bezoarcureforpoison: strawberryinstantoatmeal: my dad owns a small business and today he found out that one of his male employees was sexually harassing a female coworker and sending her dick pics and shit and so my dad fired him and then immediately
kaible: square-enix: my dad noticed i was stressed so he 3d printed me a little wooden elephant your dad is legit
foodforsub: Dad played with Skyler’s rock hard cock and urged him to cum, while I was watching. I’d been denied release for so long, that witnessing Skyler’s second release of the day, was more than I could handle. “Please, Dad,” I whispered,
foodforsub:With his enormous boycock stuck in my mouth, I worried that Dad would decide to enter him before I’d made it squirt. It wasn’t the potential deep-throating I feared, if Dad got so rough it would force Joey’s enviable tool that far in,
shoutout2allmyrealafrikans:superheroesincolor:“Been on tumblr for two hours soaking in awesome melanin-filled posts. So I’ll share mine. My Dad was a black superhero…. TWICE. As a kid, I thought it was silly & goofy to see my Dad in a cape.
black–lamb: black–lamb: only young black people know how meaningful it is to have a parent who recognizes mental illness instead of watering it down with religion. I’m so blessed to have a dad like mine. A dad who flew from TN and stayed in
stilesisaspookyassbutt: lol earlier tonight my mother was like “i blame you for making her so weird” and pointed at my dad and my dad was like “well i blame HER for making me a nerd” and pointed at me and i was all confused and then hes like
maccasass: secretlifeofageekygirl: So I was watching Supernatural and my dad walks in and all casual says ” Is this the show that your second cousin is in” and I’m just kinda like “ha ha dad very funny” but then he says “No seriously, his
halloweenharleyqueen: determinedtomato: my dad took me to see sharkboy and lavagirl when it came out and it was my first 3D movie and i was so amazed. when i got home i said “dad i wanna draw 3D pictures!” and he laughed in that parent way that
crimsonfirecat: thomura: Jumbo Size Spicy Squid Dad frets over little inkling’s first Splatfest because he is in an adult splat league and he knows all the cheap tricks. so the fandom’s already at the hot dad phase huh
robotortoise: risingsunfish: prince-mar-mar: chromatictruthsayer: Lilina REALLY loves her dad. RELEASE THE HECTOR “aww c’mon sweetie, what’s the worse that could happen?” “dad did you really just ask me that” GAH SO CUTE
fembutchboygirl:💀 stupid-f4rt-lol Followbowser jr and his dad and his dad’s husband eggman🥪 probablyaprettyokblog Followliterally🐬 seafoam-bluesop made this post unrebloggable for some dumb reason so I stole it lol. does this count as
mydirtiestfantasies: When the biker moved in next door my dad hated it, all he did was complain about him. So whenever my sister wanted to get back at my dad she would invite over the biker and fuck him as loud as possible.
paternal-instinct: When Dad caught me watching gay porn, he acted furious. So furious that he grabbed me by the arm, threw me in his car, and drove to his brother’s house. When we got there, Dad told my uncle how I was acting queer. My uncle nodded
marriedbisexualson: My Dad loved the wilderness so it was only fitting that I be a Boy Scout. He would always come with us on our camping trips every summer since I was a kid. Now that I was an Explorer and no longer a Boy Scout, Dad said this would
oh-libertine: My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked
drakestories: Dad and I have to do a lot to sneak behind Mom’s back. So when she told us she was going out west to visit her cousin for the weekend, I could detect a glint in Dad’s eye. For two weeks straight, he’d tease me, whispering into my
fallingivy: At the daycare we have a kid with two sisters from different dads. One of the other kids asked why this girl’s sister has a different last name from her, and I explained that she has a different dad, so they have different last names. That
edwardspoonhands: karenhallion: topherchris: So, this argument. “Kids do best with a mom and dad!” My dad abandoned me as a kid and then I had a shitty stepdad. That really sucks, but it happens, and it has nothing to do with gay people getting
wilwheaton: edwardspoonhands: karenhallion: topherchris: So, this argument. “Kids do best with a mom and dad!” My dad abandoned me as a kid and then I had a shitty stepdad. That really sucks, but it happens, and it has nothing to do with gay people
fairlyoffal: sodii: wookiemistake: ackles-mjolnir: so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child. im crying omg these are great Reblogging for the Mordor one
whitedane: pyrilia: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out so i called him and IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG Ceiling Dad is watching you pee
four-eyed-spy: niknak79: The Bad dad more looks fun Bad dad doesn’t look so bad
