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harrehscock: dudemetpal: Why don’t they make a horror movie where it has all the scary music and dramatic pauses and shit but nothing ever happens? So you sit there in suspense and mentally preparing yourself the whole movie but nothing ever pops
highly-unnatural: If you ever see a bad picture of yourself just think about sunsets Have you ever tried to take a picture of a sunset with a crappy camera? It turns out like shit. I mean that could be the most beautiful sunset you’ve ever seen in
kingdiesel15: minimexd: spasianlove: dolo4ever: Life Lesson: Be Yourself 🖤Facts He never lied yet Facts Good shit
humbledcunt: zakur-2: amazing ass!😱 Yes, this is real. 1st, you have to give yourself a deep enema, several times to get cleaned out. This will take 1-2 hours because your body holds and releases water. You will shit a lot, feel like you’re done,
maliciousmelons: ive always hated kids “did you hate yourself when you were a kid” yes all babies are ugly “you were a baby once” well NO SHIT
principiosrotos: highly-unnatural: If you ever see a bad picture of yourself just think about sunsets Have you ever tried to take a picture of a sunset with a crappy camera? It turns out like shit. I mean that could be the most beautiful sunset you’ve
professoroaksparcel: harryedward: I just realized you American fuckholes have no idea what these are: thats right eggs you can fry these suckers up and make yourself a delicious fried egg or you could add a shit load of veggies,meats, and cheeses to
nedcans: jean-luc-gohard: You’re one in a million. That means there are 320 of you in the United States. Find yourself. Start an army. Overthrow the government of a small midwestern town. Run shit. And now, the weather.
smccalls: i hate when people on tumblr just say shit like “just surround yourself with positive people!!!! dont keep negative people in your life!!!!” like it’s not easy to just drop friends you’ve known for years and magically find a new gang
jodiefoster: do you ever catch yourself being really gay and you are like shit! calm down we know
gods-rentboy: Mmm that’s right baby slide that wet little pussy of yours up and down that big daddy dick mmm shit yeah fuck yourself on my cock bitch, you love feeling my big cock sliding deep inside your sweet cunt, if you’re a good boy daddy will
confusedsince1993:me @ myself: it’s okay :))) failing is okay :))) don’t hate yourself for it :)))) stupid piece of shit :))))))))
breelandwalker: hotbitchgaga: sic-transit-gavin: mrpunk2u: Don’t cry Talk shit get hit best part is Correia said “hope you dont kill yourself” to Ronda leading up to the fight knowing that Ronda’s father committed suicide when she was a
solylunv: tearsinthetrap: rob-walks: whats the hardest thing you ever had to admit to yourself? sometimes what u want isn’t for u Shit
shamedcuckquean: When you’re ugly and unpopular, sometimes you just let people do sick shit to you … to make yourself feel pretty again.
beat-the-piggy:stupid-obedient-laura:babybunbuun:Make me dummy for you 💖🤤I love drooling my brains out Humiliate yourself. Make stupid faces. Say even dumber shit while you do it. It makes men hard, and that’s all you should care about.
bimbocolette: “Come on, Bunny, give us a smile. Good bimbos always smile.” “"Fuck you! My name’s Bradley and I’m sure as shit no bimbo!” *Chuckle* “I beg to differ, sweetcheeks. Just look at yourself.” Bradley…Bunny…ugh
I'm not gonna pretend as if I don't like GaGa's new song, but don't even try to tell me that shit doesn't sound like an Express Yourself/Vogue mashup.
Put yourself first because people ain’t shit
queendahliaaa: fuckwhatitis: myndstate: erikalynn424: fucccalldisss: ogxayxay:ecchi-princess-sophie:erikalynn424:When you love yourself no one can tell you shit 💁 preview of what I wore to my shoot earlier I’m trying to get on this level of
gayjerkworld: masturbationstation: Warning: Keep your cum rag handy. www.MasturbationStation.tumblr.com Get your fix of big, hard, veiny cocks. Stroke yourself to www.GayJerkWorld.tumblr.com. Cock lovers only. Holy shit.
Accept yourself. You don't have to prove shit.
fruitfish: if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubby think of the chubby birds they are literally such chubby fluffs and they’re cute as heck and shit man, so are you may the chubby birds inspire us all
renlylittlerose: s pocket-sebastian: arkadie: #oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes Harry Potter
Look if you are black and you love a white person that's fine I don't hate that but if you shit on black people because you got yourself a white partner you are the worst kinda person.
seulmates: virgoassbitch: Why do men always have to act like they gotta teach you shit… like?? I don’t know who fuckin asked you but it sure wasn’t me so keep your motivation speeches to yourself every interaction with a man is a combination TED
kick-ass-tatts: kick-ass-tatts: “believe in yourself” http://kick-ass-tatts.tumblr.com/ holy shit the notes on this….
adriofthedead: stephenmerchantssideburns: adriofthedead: so like if you’re a girl and you post pictures of yourself holding video game shit everyone is supposed to think you’re cool and you’ll get a lot of notes or something? that… that is
silentdefiance: ✖ believe in yourself ✖follow for indie & band shit
shuhvon: order-of-rent-a-zilla: shuhvon: Cosmo got something right for once pretty sure every female in my life is crazy. except my grandmother. Thanks for exposing yourself as a massive piece of shit so no one else had to
dsstud: verbalgaymen: “My baby’s big clit!?! Look at that shit!”Great suggestion from @joemansions “Feed yourself, baby.”One way an Alpha shows kindness: allow his boy to control the fuck, enabling the boy to work a hands-free load out.
nothingman: There is an entire universe that exists solely in your mind that is impossible to completely share with another person. You are a god onto yourself as beautiful and cruel as you wish to be. That is the realest shit ever.
impulseoftheday: today’s impulse of the day is: stay up. stay up reaaalllly late. stay up to four or five in the morning. drink caffeine to stay up earlier. it’s a school night? who gives a shit! don’t do your homework. fuck yourself over for tomorrow.
comfortably-lobotomized: fevafortheflava: mandakarin: leatherlacedbass: comfortably-lobotomized: ❤🎀 Can I play? Submitted by my babygirl mandakarin Holy shit mandakarin you’re fucking sexy! From a total babe like yourself?? Ahhhhh 😻😻😻
politicalsexkitten: Don’t date anyone who’s intimidated by feminism. Don’t date anyone who thinks it’s a threat to men and masculinity. Love yourself. Don’t settle for a piece of shit.
rickster490: When you about to eat shit and you save yourself
grrrlfever: my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection
stevenfresco: why go to the doctor when you’re sick when you can just google your symptoms and scare the shit out of yourself
lilfreak3000:dcharris:I love when you taste yourself off of my lips and tongue My type of shit Amen to that!
hentaiflower: I love giving head and wrapping my breasts around your cock while I do it but what gets me off even more is when you get ontop of me and fuck the shit out of tits yourself. Nothing beats looking down at the head of your cock peeking out
lonniiii: Put yourself first because people aint shit Trust me. I have
jajisi: erikalynn424: When you love yourself no one can tell you shit 💁 preview of what I wore to my shoot earlier True
hedgeworth: airlesscell: Netflix and chill by yourself except Netflix sucks and you’re also too depressed to give a shit to pick something out from Netflix so you just go ahead and stare vacantly into the screen for several hours while reruns of some
morganaslefay: it’s just amazing how school is advertised as this place where you grow and learn and better yourself and your future but really it’s just a place that makes you feel like shit and lowers your self esteem and then puts you into the
hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:pr0fessah: unpopular opinion i hate these cookies Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is
makeitrainsugar: *When all the SB blogs begin to start shit with each other and you follow all of them, but aren’t popular enough yourself to get dragged in*
dearjaan: Forget about him. Study hard, get money, love yourself, travel the world, be honest, make mistakes, be successful, and stay humble. The boy you like right now, he ain’t shit. You will find a man that loves you, deserves you, and recognizes
kansas–sugar: makeitrainsugar: *When all the SB blogs begin to start shit with each other and you follow all of them, but aren’t popular enough yourself to get dragged in* Lmao…No.Fucking.Chill.
