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jodiefoster: do you ever catch yourself being really gay and you are like shit! calm down we know
1980vibes:when someone fucks you over, don’t you dare ask yourself, “what did i do to deserve this?” NOTHING. you didn’t do shit. someone taking advantage of your kindness will never be your fault.
nasteyist-h0rny-shit:No, no, sorry but you cant use the bathroom. Huh? Why are you crying? Isnt this what you wanted? I’ve seen your posts. Dont try to deny it baby, now be a good pet and hold it or piss yourself trying
deetyrell: I’m A Bottom Alright Till I Fuck The Shit Outta You & Make You Cum Without Touching Yourself… 💦💪🏻😜
nothingman: There is an entire universe that exists solely in your mind that is impossible to completely share with another person. You are a god onto yourself as beautiful and cruel as you wish to be. That is the realest shit ever.
bbincumming2: dagalush-skammal: “…lose yourself in the flesh, young ones. The feeling, the touch, the amazing joy of fucking and being fucked, of licking. The odors of sweat, blood, piss, shit and semen - these are your valuable gifts. Savour
grrrlfever: my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection
Put yourself first because people ain’t shit
hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:pr0fessah: unpopular opinion i hate these cookies Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is
50shadesofgaaayyy: uncoolghoul: Do you ever get told you’re really attractive and start to think maybe you’re more attractive than you think but then you see a picture of yourself someone else took and you like oooh shit i’m worse than i thought
fandomesticity: I just really love how video games help you discover things about yourself that, under normal circumstances, you’d probably never find out.Things like, oh shit, you totally have a voice kink; your preference for ranged weaponry so you
renlylittlerose: s pocket-sebastian: arkadie: #oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes Harry Potter
physticuffs: argumate: there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it. me: can i take this exam…a different time?prof: sureme, crying on the inside from the effort of asking:
sexysexnsuch: sexysexnsuch: tiemedownsexmeup: Holy shit my butt has over 5,000 notes… maybe I should start posting pictures of myself again…. (please don’t remove as this is mine and I like credit ya know?) Yes! Please start posting yourself
lavish-lucy: erikalynn424: When you love yourself no one can tell you shit 💁 preview of what I wore to my shoot earlier Love this
tennant: It’s funny. You know. No matter how rich you get, shit goes wrong. You can’t insulate yourself from it.EX MACHINA (2014)dir. Alex Garland
knowing you high af and can't take a hit but forces yourself to hit that shit bc mama didn't raise no pussy
islandfreak876: cakesbitch: onlymadethistoseeporn: rapemewideopen: Use the bitch in anyway you want he is there for that purpose only and no-one gives a shit whether he likes it or can take it. Alphas must always be served Tag yourself im the bottoms
How about the other side of that coin? Whats more selfish? Wanting someone to live because you love them or killing yourself because you don’t care about how many people you’d hurt? Fucking dumb shit like this is all over the internet.
pxlbyte: Portal Bedroom Not only is this an awesome project, but the creators walk you through every step of creating it on their blog. So if you’ve got the time (and money) you could re-create this for yourself. Read More Don’t give a shit
itsanimenotcartoonsbakamom: theantiherooftime: gaaaaaaaaaambit: kumasenpai: mrdappersden: GOOOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF Wow that might be the shittiest excuse in the history of excuses I’m ashamed that I like the series. It’s a shit franchise anyways,
You and I are the last two people on earth. As we cure leather for clothing, you decide you’ve had enough of my shit and bash my head in with a rock, you posistion yourself over my body and howl at the moon. the world is finally yours.
dayte: Have you ever been so happy you nearly simultaneously shit your pants and pissed yourself at the same time?I have. Right now. Oh god I have such a weird boner right not….love this version!!!
daddyscot: Let me lick your shit hole while your suck yourself
meekstape replied to your post: this is what i dont get about chan threads about me whatever gurl u a star they all just buttfrustrated over old shit. u just keep bein u, dust yourself off fart in their face WHATEVER MAN. u amazin. LMFAO
homoka: If you ever feel depressed or want to hurt yourself, remember: endou a shit
ratboigles said:yeah there is nothing worse than dragging yourself around with fibro over nothing or some piddly ass shit. i’ve been forced to walk to the store in the freezing ass cold before and sometimes walking is like a feat on its own with fibro.
blue-eyed-skeleton: pixiiebutt: because-blackgirls-duh: linrenzo: onlyblackgirl: efecte: sagaltesfaye: onlyblackgirl: I love my First Lady Can you please tell her to tell her husband to stop killing muslims? Thanks literally all she does is
feferi: beyoncexknowles: You can let yourself disappear or you can stir things up. Never settle, shake loose, embrace the elements. Because from now on, you will always rise. #I WAS LIKE SHIT WHEN BEYONCE SHOW UP IN BEACON HILLS I’M CRYINNNNNNNN
poppunky: ivyjanes: aconchegante: the sunset was actually terrifying yesterday DONT DELETE MY FUCKING SOURCE N ADD MY OWN CAPTION YOURSELF DICK Are you serious? This is the only thing I actually water marked you piece of shit.
Experience the HORROR…. of never being able to finish a pic ever. Imagine….. having 666 wips of shit you just cant bring yourself to complete.u will only kno a fraction of my pain………
pochowek:I wish IRL star signs actually meant shit aside from like.. gay tumblr overthinking… i wish they were like the elder scrolls ones. Accidentally locked yourself out? Good thing you’re a virgo and you can open a medium lock every 24 hours xD
babeobaggins:Please know being your kindest doesn’t mean you have to allow people to treat you like shit. No one is allowed to treat you badly or speak badly about you and you should never let them. Sticking up for yourself is not being mean, that’s
When you're looking at yourself alone in the mirror and you start to do weird shit like
cuttykidd: crownroyal89: Instead of recycling and reposting other people’s shit all the time, how about you make yourself useful and suck on some dick @prevent-precum Yessir
theuppitynegras: c-arpenatem: thagoodthings: Brace yourself The “why do black people have a month” is coming in 6 days. No but really, I grasp that black people have gone through a whole bunch of shit but literally every other race has also been
What’s the point of enjoying something if you aren’t comfortable with separating yourself from what you like about it and critiquing the shit out of it?
ladlelickedbarnaby replied to your post: >Get an RP commission!>It’s Adventure Time, cool!… yeah it’d be hard to write that sort of thing without being interested in the material yourself. can’t pretend with that shit. Exactly. You
transwerewolf: if you misgender someone dont pull the “im sorry im trash„ im sorry aaaa im garbage” shit stop making this about you just apologize normally and dont guilt people into coddling you by insulting yourself
So we have a triple exp event going on right now. \o/Thanks to this, I finally made my WS 99/70! I can now officially refine shit by myself and tell the damn NPC to STOP BREAKING MY WEAPONS. 8D; (Because it’s more fun to break them yourself.) It
Flamellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. Holy shit my fangirl feels. HOW ABOUT YOU DITCH THAT FUCKING WHITESMITH ALREADY AND PICK YOURSELF A QUALITY GUY. LIKE FLAMEL.
uncoolghoul:Do you ever get told you’re really attractive and start to think maybe you’re more attractive than you think but then you see a picture of yourself someone else took and you like oooh shit i’m worse than i thought
kar-kat-dennings: I find it really amusing when restaurateurs on Kitchen Nightmares say things like “who is he to tell me how to run my restaurant” because it’s like he is an internationally-renowned millionaire Michelin Star chef and you are a
nihilistic-bitch: that bpd feeling when you get the urge to isolate yourself to see how long it takes for anyone to give a shit about your absence
deucebasket: pretty fucked how you can look in the mirror and you look good but the second you whip out your phone to take a picture of yourself you morph into animal shit
erikalynn424:When you love yourself no one can tell you shit 💁 preview of what I wore to my shoot earlier
jakemorph: pochowek: I wish IRL star signs actually meant shit aside from like.. gay tumblr overthinking… i wish they were like the elder scrolls ones. Accidentally locked yourself out? Good thing you’re a virgo and you can open a medium lock every
vaergamor: If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of shit. And I’d like to get as many of them out in the open as possible. You gotta get together and tell yourself stories
pochowek: I wish IRL star signs actually meant shit aside from like.. gay tumblr overthinking… i wish they were like the elder scrolls ones. Accidentally locked yourself out? Good thing you’re a virgo and you can open a medium lock every 24 hours
free-bdsm-products:No cumming for 3 days!! Make it easy and lock yourself in chastity. Get on HERE oooooh shit…:o not going to end well for me…:o
cannabisandcabernet: magickandtea: cannabisandcabernet: Are you high enough without the Mary Jane like me? Do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me? 🎀✨ Shit you’re hot 😍😍 Omg thank you 🙊💖 So fucking sexy!
alittledigitalhope: teafortori: God damnit, Peter. Always fucking shit up and making it about yourself. Donna has just left me this lovely rose. UBERHAXORNOVA? MY ARCH NEMESIS!
the-doctors-donna: pocket-sebastian: arkadie: #oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes Harry Potter
cuttydarke: synchronoise-ity: Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor “get in the fucking tardis GOD” “this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” doctor, where are we? “in the shit.” “Call yourself
zeiferrei: The steam sales are rumoured to start tomorrow. http://news.softpedia.com/news/Steam-Summer-Sale-2013-Starts-Tomorrow-July-4-According-to-New-Bundles-365215.shtml OH SHIT BRACE YOURSELF WALLET
