shit yourself
NSFW Tumblr
find shit yourself on porn pin board
shit yourself clips
areyoustevebuschittingme: i have gotten way more shit for liking things than i ever have for disliking things and i think that’s kinda fucking stupid hating on things is fucking easy as hell and liking things is hard don’t ever trick yourself into
Wake up early with moderate energy 1 1/2 hours early. Be productive? No, think about what a piece of shit you are and wrap yourself in blankets and cry into ash ketchum pillows until its time to get up.
swallowdatshit: skottfrii: Damn this was such a satisfying fuck. You know how sometimes you gotta just stop and say to yourself “That was some good ass booty”? Well this was one of those times. Oh shit I’m not even ready I’ll come back later
morganaslefay: it’s just amazing how school is advertised as this place where you grow and learn and better yourself and your future but really it’s just a place that makes you feel like shit and lowers your self esteem and then puts you into the
hockeynmusic: screamingthesilence: ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MY LITTLE SHITS APPARENTLY NOBODY’S HEARD OF PROPER FUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICHES SO I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU FUCKS HOW TO MAKE ONE FIRST STRUT YOUR FINE ASS OVER TO YOUR FREEZY BOX AND GRAB YOURSELF
pocket-sebastian: arkadie: #oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes Harry Potter and When the Fuck
whotoldyouu: Be a selfish bitch. Don’t feel bad for going after what you want. Do that shit on your own fucking terms. Hold a middle finger up to anyone who puts you down. Wear what you want. Do what you want. Worry about yourself being good before
zygoats: “if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?” go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
uncoolghoul:Do you ever get told you’re really attractive and start to think maybe you’re more attractive than you think but then you see a picture of yourself someone else took and you like oooh shit i’m worse than i thought
youre a wile e. coyote you rushed your wealth but your shit blew too late and you crushed yourself
before you complain about shit on my tumblr ask yourself “did i ask you to follow me muthafuckah?”
90scherry:self love ain’t just bubble baths & face masks it’s owning up to your shit , accepting your flaws , encouraging yourself to do better.
1980vibes:when someone fucks you over, don’t you dare ask yourself, “what did i do to deserve this?” NOTHING. you didn’t do shit. someone taking advantage of your kindness will never be your fault.
do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day
house-elves: do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just
stevenfresco: why go to the doctor when you’re sick when you can just google your symptoms and scare the shit out of yourself
highly-unnatural: If you ever see a bad picture of yourself just think about sunsets Have you ever tried to take a picture of a sunset with a crappy camera? It turns out like shit. I mean that could be the most beautiful sunset you’ve ever seen in
uncoolghoul: Do you ever get told you’re really attractive and start to think maybe you’re more attractive than you think but then you see a picture of yourself someone else took and you like oooh shit i’m worse than i thought
confusedsince1993:me @ myself: it’s okay :))) failing is okay :))) don’t hate yourself for it :)))) stupid piece of shit :))))))))
ilysoo:I’m waffle
physticuffs: argumate: there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it. me: can i take this exam…a different time?prof: sureme, crying on the inside from the effort of asking:
When you're looking at yourself alone in the mirror and you start to do weird shit like
johnllemon: screamingthesilence: ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MY LITTLE SHITS APPARENTLY NOBODY’S HEARD OF PROPER FUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICHES SO I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU FUCKS HOW TO MAKE ONE FIRST STRUT YOUR FINE ASS OVER TO YOUR FREEZY BOX AND GRAB YOURSELF
rapemewideopen: He knows he is hurting you and that’s ok bitch cause no one give a shit it’s all about the alpha’s pleasure here so fucking open your holes wide and offer yourself to him. Learn to enjoy the pain and accept your place in life.
fruitfish: if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubby think of the chubby birds they are literally such chubby fluffs and they’re cute as heck and shit man, so are you may the chubby birds inspire us all
beautifulkittykink: Beautifully destroyed @godoftaboo couple of days ago it happens when he works my asshole out … note if you are not about this life keep that shit to yourself, other wise enjoy 😊 oh and that’s mucus by the way, I know nasty
fuckedsenselesstoo: The Sargent watched the dashcam of Constable Jones banging a woman. He seemed to thrust his cock into her for hours before he ejaculated.“Can you explain yourself Constable,” asked the Sargent.“I am fucking the shit out of
lissettemoronta: Be a selfish bitch. Don’t feel bad for going after what you want. Do that shit on your own fucking terms. Hold a middle finger up to anyone who puts you down. Wear what you want. Do what you want. Worry about yourself being good
ccczzxnnxx: huntrad-runner-2049: ccczzxnnxx: its a doing pushups outside in the rain type of day +20% muscle due to coolness what do you mean stop torturing yourself, karen, i’m on some male self-discipline fantasy shit rn you wouldn’t understand
fruitfish: if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubbythink of the chubby birds they are literally such chubby fluffs and they’re cute as heck and shit man, so are you may the chubby birds inspire us all
jubyrose: feelmygirl: revelat1on: hotbitchgaga: sic-transit-gavin: mrpunk2u: Don’t cry Talk shit get hit best part is Correia said “hope you dont kill yourself” to Ronda leading up to the fight knowing that Ronda’s father committed suicide
confusedsince1993: me @ myself: it’s okay :))) failing is okay :))) don’t hate yourself for it :)))) stupid piece of shit :))))))))
sm0lpox: (he/they) PROUD ANDROGYNEeyyyy so I was tagged by the plantchild @dahanciThis has been a roller-coaster year. I feel like so much shit has happened ><. I won’t say much personal, but here’s some past lewks. Consider yourself tagged
u gotta keep a lot a shit to yourself
trrripled: tmacwiluvu: When your thinking to yourself. “ Maaaaaaannnnnn what I would do if a had a chance with that. ” BAD AS SHIT MEDAL AWARDED “ trrripled xo
if you killed yourself, imagine all the people who would pretend they ever gave a single flying fuck about you imagine all the useless fake shit they would say about how close they were to you and how upset they are that you’re gone when in reality
serenile: zygoats: “if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?” go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside
37q:april fools day is in a few days, and i wanna make this clear. this blogger does not engage with “jokes” or “humor”, or even “fun”. if i see that shit on my dash, consider yourself blocked
Accept yourself. You don't have to prove shit.
pianokeysandpeonies:Covid is not over and black lives still matter. Stop trying to “go back to normal” when shit is still happening. Stop going on trips and going to restaurants without masks. Keep educating yourself and protesting and calling
anchorssinkships:PSA: if you’re a racist/homophobic/sexist/transphobic/problematic sack of shit, do yourself a favor and unfollow me. Or give me a heads up so I can gladly block you. Tysm.
kinkyazngirl: Stupid boy. You’re in some pretty deep shit now that you got your little “fantasy” caught out hey? It’s going to become reality very soon, whether your like it or not ;) Prepare yourself! Because there’s no turning back. More
professormonkeybusiness: That is so wrong. Sealing yourself in chastity for her. But look at her. You’d do it, wouldn’t you? The shit that women can talk us into doing. ~snap~ She wins every time.
cbt-40: kidmingo: I walked up all those steps and finally got within smelling distance She smelt purty Kill yourself. only simp ass wack ass niggas do shit like this.
thotjoose: Go to the gym on Valentine’s night and find yourself a boo cause anyone who’s there is single as shit
ayoaprell: nonsenseisnonsense:So basically, rely on an unproven higher being to sort your shit out for you instead of helping yourself and then hope for the best? I appreciate that faith is a wonderful thing but this does not seem like a solid life plan.
beholdthemaverick: tiemydurag: who was the first to call masturbation “playing with yourself” who the fuck is playin this shit was never a game NEVER
fleshorchid: moon–cunt: breelandwalker: hotbitchgaga: sic-transit-gavin: mrpunk2u: Don’t cry Talk shit get hit best part is Correia said “hope you dont kill yourself” to Ronda leading up to the fight knowing that Ronda’s father committed
enigmatic-nic: gochellzgo: 😕 What hospital is she in? She stupid. They authentic? Sell em. Cake up and deprive him of his beloved J’s. Don’t short yourself cause you in ya lil ass feelings and shit.
xelamanrique318: lmfao he really can’t win Nigga shoulda kept that shit to himself tbh. Lie to yourself, because the world gonna call you out if you lie to them lol
aishawarma: Learn to defend against a bigot grabbing your hijab from behind! In this post-election hate-crime spike, self defense is more important than ever. Practice this move until it becomes muscle memory and teach your body to react before thinking.
micdotcom: micdotcom:Caitlyn Jenner calls out Trump for his LGBTQ hypocrisy Update: Jenner is facing backlash of her own for the video
karrmennn: eyeblogaboutnothin:Changing of the Guards. Part II. Art by pvtso YOU FUCKIN TRIED IT Oh no the fuck you won’t sit here and disrespect Christopher Rios like that, I fuck with Bronson but he ain’t nowhere near a replacement for
allhailtaytay: aintnosuchthingastoothick: HurtBae One Year Later I have so many things to say but I’m in the car. And riding and texting makes me ill
jehovahhthickness: 😂😂😂😂😂 Ok and? You ain’t announce yourself and even as my boss you ain’t making me do shit. That is fucked up tho 😂
woke-up-on-derse: whatever locks him up is still a win but holy shit believe women or eventually you’ll see it yourself
grrrlfever: my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection
heyhocloudy: snarkeet: I wish this necklace was the real deal. wh … Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself. THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FUCKING POST I LOVE MY SHIT EVERY TIME
