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himteckerjam: dynastylnoire: futureblackpolitician: swagintherain: Damn… Oh shit How do you volunteer to expose yourself like that? He’s dead Jim
andy-the-anon: maplecas: sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed “Go float yourself” holy shit
boibleu86: methicalunicorn: boibleu86: methicalunicorn: boibleu86: Tag yourself, there’s way too damn many of you 😅 methicalunicorn I wish there was a way to group tag. Does xkit have that option? I don’t know but this shit is bananas…
hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween: pr0fessah: unpopular opinion i hate these cookies Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This
flyffemyrddin: princess-of-positivity: Love yourself unconditionally. You are the shit. Don’t let anybody tell you different.
gryffindor-weasley: pocket-sebastian: arkadie: #oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes Harry Potter
adriofthedead: doctorscience: kreedkafer: adriofthedead: stephenmerchantssideburns: adriofthedead: so like if you’re a girl and you post pictures of yourself holding video game shit everyone is supposed to think you’re cool and you’ll get
grrrlfever: my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection
professoroaksparcel: harryedward: I just realized you American fuckholes have no idea what these are: thats right eggs you can fry these suckers up and make yourself a delicious fried egg or you could add a shit load of veggies,meats, and cheeses to
nedcans: jean-luc-gohard: You’re one in a million. That means there are 320 of you in the United States. Find yourself. Start an army. Overthrow the government of a small midwestern town. Run shit. And now, the weather.
uncoolghoul: Do you ever get told you’re really attractive and start to think maybe you’re more attractive than you think but then you see a picture of yourself someone else took and you like oooh shit i’m worse than i thought
18thcenturyfrenchlesbos: bizarrejelly5: pyomonster: funimationentertainment: lovinglydull: senile-snake: rlyrlybigman: doodleisland: etrama: /SCREAMS CARTOON NETWORK THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF. I WILL SHIT IN THE CARTOON NETWORK
archiescrush: When you’re reading a fic, something happens, and you just pause and whisper to yourself, “Shit’s about to go down.”
guro-tan: do you ever scare the shit out of yourself because you think there’s someone standing beside you but it’s actually just your hair
pocket-sebastian: arkadie: #oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes Harry Potter and When the Fuck
datsweetberrypunch: blackwingtheking: bronyluna877: Make it happen Hasbro IF YOU ARE A BRONY, LIKE AND REBLOG THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THIS. nonono, if you’re a brony, decide by yourself if you want to reblog or like this post.in fact, you don’t
papayapanda: thepraxianweasleygeek: Protip for if you’re alone and find yourself getting jumpy because ‘oh shit this feels like the start of a scene from a horror movie’: Do something that a director of a horror movie would never put in a final
chasekip: the-pokemonjesus: Who needs a Pokémon battle when you can just tackle Faba yourself? #Revenge4Rowlet my favorite parts of the pokemon anime are when ash just says fuck it i’ll do this shit myself
ruckuscauser:freekentuckythinker:mysharona1987:ม.50 to /hr is the difference between living paycheck to paycheck, only providing for yourself, and being able to have kids and provide for them.“Family Values” don’t mean shit when you don’t
hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:pr0fessah: unpopular opinion i hate these cookies Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is
havvke: guernica: ephemervl: suit yourself humanity @altjofficial WAIT. I RECOGNIZE THOSE NAMES. hoholuly…. hoyl holy shit… finally….
hedgeworth: airlesscell: Netflix and chill by yourself except Netflix sucks and you’re also too depressed to give a shit to pick something out from Netflix so you just go ahead and stare vacantly into the screen for several hours while reruns of some
punishedvenomsnake:stream-purge-the-poison-deactiv:lesbophobe:maybe put yourself in the microwave?? are you fucking stupid? you have the mentality of a 9 years old and so everyone reblogging this shit. how can you ppl find this funny…wtfthe ants
lizardsister:lizardsister:people say it all the time but god it really is so true how much easier it is to gain some confidence in yourself & improve your self-esteem once you stop making self-deprecating jokes i gave that shit up years ago in favor
rapniall: whyd u only call me when ur high as fuck in peru filming yourself smoking weed in the back of a van and saying some shit
Why do people try and make me sound like such a shit person. I’m literally the biggest person and will do anything to make sure you’re happy with yourself and me.
xndria: Why do people try and make me sound like such a shit person. I’m literally the biggest person and will do anything to make sure you’re happy with yourself and me. The biggest pushover*
Accept yourself. You don't have to prove shit.
winged-wasabi: keep yourself healthy to help your macrophages beat the absolute shit out of antigens entering your body with the biggest fucking weapons known to microscopic organisms
girl-breaker: manisking: youredamagedgoods: Everyone has used you and treated you like shit. You’ve let that heart be ripped out over and over and hate yourself for how it makes you wet. You know it’s wrong. You know they shouldn’t treat you that
harrehscock: dudemetpal: Why don’t they make a horror movie where it has all the scary music and dramatic pauses and shit but nothing ever happens? So you sit there in suspense and mentally preparing yourself the whole movie but nothing ever pops
fruitfish: if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubby think of the chubby birds they are literally such chubby fluffs and they’re cute as heck and shit man, so are you may the chubby birds inspire us all
smccalls: i hate when people on tumblr just say shit like “just surround yourself with positive people!!!! dont keep negative people in your life!!!!” like it’s not easy to just drop friends you’ve known for years and magically find a new gang
crystal-gem-obsidian: stability: behavingisoverrated: When you find the male version of yourself and he’s quite attractive stability HOLY SHIT WHAT I feel a parent trap moment coming on here…
Do you ever just get like so sad and shit but you can’t bring yourself to bother anyone or anything so you just sit there suffering quietly like damn how about death
kieraplease: There’s some weird false idea that when you’re working towards being confident or happy or loving yourself you won’t have bad days. You will, and they will be horrible. You will feel like shit and nothing will go right. Those days
onision: Get your shit together & imagine being someone other than yourself for five seconds. Give LGBT the respect they deserve.
angryblackman: Ah, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Heart Gold and Soul Silver. Bringing the hardest third gym leader in the history of everything. And you know what makes it worse? Miltank ain’t shit if you catch it and train it yourself.
personal shit under the cutdepression: you’re literally holding one of the most dangerous and iconic blades for self harm you’ve ever held and you should cut yourself right. now. do it now. fucking. now.hypochondriac me: okay but what if it’s dirty
if shit doesn't add up, subtract yourself.
texasgrammar: umajanelaaberta: sauvamente: thestoicgod: demho3zhatinq: 🗣LISTEN TO HER You can do this but you have to limit yourself to like some time to leave or else you’ll be paying for shit like Jordans and groceries I’M DYING CAUSE
morganaslefay: it’s just amazing how school is advertised as this place where you grow and learn and better yourself and your future but really it’s just a place that makes you feel like shit and lowers your self esteem and then puts you into the
freshlilys: wakuh: saltymint: loseing-yourself: honorized: ov-al: Johnny Depp when he was 16. holy shit he was hot Was? Was? Was?? HE’S ALWAYS BEEN BEAUTIFUL Baby He is hot, so hot He is so hot, it hurts.
zygoats: “if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?” go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
nothingman: There is an entire universe that exists solely in your mind that is impossible to completely share with another person. You are a god onto yourself as beautiful and cruel as you wish to be. That is the realest shit ever.
tylerofthesea: do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself but then realise it takes time and money then retreat to your bed and hate who you are. ffs Tyler sort your shit
autisticsimon: smccalls: i hate when people on tumblr just say shit like “just surround yourself with positive people!!!! dont keep negative people in your life!!!!” like it’s not easy to just drop friends you’ve known for years and magically
bootyscientist2: look at yourself ass naked wit socks and shoes on and tell me it’s not the funniest shit you ever seen
thebatass: i hate seeing all those “self-help" thing quotes on here. “stay positive and u’ll be fine!! u r ur own worst enemy, love urself" most condescending shit ever, how about you go fuck yourself, you self-righteous dickbag
claryfightwood:honestly life’s too short to not cry about stupid shit like sometimes you just gotta fling yourself onto your bed and burst into tears, cleanse ur little heavy heart
deucebasket: pretty fucked how you can look in the mirror and you look good but the second you whip out your phone to take a picture of yourself you morph into animal shit
lissettemoronta: Be a selfish bitch. Don’t feel bad for going after what you want. Do that shit on your own fucking terms. Hold a middle finger up to anyone who puts you down. Wear what you want. Do what you want. Worry about yourself being good
deviatedanddope: rebelbaes: gladi8rs: …Exactly. HE GETS IT! Fuck the noise. Do it yourself. Nice. and that’s how you say fuck you to racism. you don’t whine and beat down doors to force these craccas to take your money an, build ya own shit.
I have a lot of respect for guys that cry. Fuck that weakness shit. If you can cry, you're in touch with something greater than yourself.
