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“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“You could never repel me.”
“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
Aw, thank you! Gatiss does do a pretty excellent cheeky smile, haha. (Click here for the pick-up line being referred to.)
“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”
Submitted by tophatsandfedoras: Your pickup lines must be working because your shimejis are really getting into it. XD John looks oddly serene… At least he’s enjoying himself?
“So, you’ve got a boyfriend then? I’ll have you either way. It’s all fine.”
“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number under a dish.”
“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let me pin you against the wall.”
“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”
“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t psychosomatic.”
“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough of you.”
“I would take your hand even if we weren’t handcuffed fugitives.”
“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can change your mind.”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”
“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve got to admit that’s sexier.”
“I don’t care if you boast a lot– I’ll still tell you bedtime stories.”
“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland Yard didn’t pitch in.”
“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”
I just uploaded four more t-shirt designs, all featuring John pick-up lines. Click here to see all of the t-shirts, and don’t forget that you can also get umbrellas here. I’ll keep updating you guys as I add more!
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
Just uploaded three new iPhone cases! Two of them feature John pick-up lines over John’s oatmeal jumper (like above), and there’s also a Mycroft one. Enjoy :)
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
Okay, guys! Lots of new merchandise up now! First of all, I’ve added a new iPhone cover to my RedBubble store. This is the first of my iPhone covers to use a pick-up line that hasn’t appeared on a t-shirt yet. Now, in addition to RedBubble
“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
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“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and hard.”
“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be your dear?”
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?”
“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”
“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything.”
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping into my bed?”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something better to do with them.”
Submitted by michele-is-badwolflocked: This isn’t a submission, I just had my mind blown. One of y'all’s pickup lines was about seeing the iceman cometh for Mycroft and that was a movie Rupert was in and I just realized it. OH MY GOD. Totall
Me (Sherlock): The pants and Purple Shirt of Sex were borrowed from my friend Beth, so I have no clue where they were bought. The deerstalker was in a Halloween store for บ. I can’t remember what the store was called, (it wasn’t Spirit),
justonehellofafangirl: Me and my girlfriend using Sherlock related stuff to flirt with each other. Definitely the new sexy best relationship ever Thank you, Froggy, for your awesome blog which can finally come to use in real life!  AAAAAAAHHHHH,
I didn’t make a graphic since it’s not Sherlock, but I’m posting anyway because it’s still Benedict/Martin. And also because it’s hilarious.
This is a professional blog now. Instead of posting silly pick-up lines, we are going to have rousing discussions about taxes and global warming.
“Can I touch your Belstaff?”
This is just a test to see whether or not I’m able to upload photos. If you can see this, it means our wi-fi is finally 100% functional, and you will have a new pick-up line on schedule again starting tonight!I’m so sorry for leaving you guys hanging
“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.â€
for Msaether, for Johnlockchallenge’s Grab Bag Challenge! hope you like it! my prompt line is in the pic lol; I recognized it from Fight Club and since I’ve actually done FightClub!Lock before I just rolled with it~ originally I thought about
darren-bliss: ravenmgee: sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: shurlawk: scarfu: noviceartist: laurenocuma: brivonnet: What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline? Answer: Dramatic Annihilation Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end. Submitted
spocks-evil-godmother: morland holmes, gravely: do you have an estate plan for your tortoise? sherlock holmes, gravelier: of course i do father i’m a responsible parent, unlike you
blameaspartame: the search is on
filmtrivia: Watson’s line to Holmes, “You know that what you’re drinking is for eye surgery?”, is an obscure reference to Holmes’s cocaine usage. At the time, cocaine was used as a topical anesthetic for eye surgery. In the stories, Holmes