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“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your side.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Credit to geothebio for the doodle.
“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re the ones in your eyes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t the only thing howling.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
“Even if you were a serial killer, I’d ride in your cab.” Submitted by crimescenegiggle.
“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want you to take me.” Submitted by deeppuddles.
“Let’s get under this blanket and give everyone a shock.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.
“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
Submitted by aladyking: I laughed because the minute I read that the John Shimeji started pouting. John: “Damn Sherlock always leaving me behind.” OH MY GOD. I swear these things are sentient.
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.” Submitted by anonymous.
Submitted by nobirdstofly: John just crawled on top of Sherlock’s head… He just wants a piggyback ride!
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how big?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
limegreensushi: Talking to a stranger First line is from BBC Sherlock Pick Up Lines. IT’S SOOOOOOO FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!! :’D
BBC Sherlock pick-up lines: Pleasing the shippers and displeasing your family since 2012 ;)
nerdomanytrades: BBC Sherlock Pick Up Lines I’m laughing so hard at this XD
nobetrayalnojudgementnofear: I love Omegle xD Oh God, I love this one. I totally read it in John and Sherlock’s voices XD
“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted by atsometimemasters.
"Teh Sex Room": A Sherlock/The Room Crossover Fic
“Dear Jim, I’m in love with you. Won’t you fix it for me?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I just met you, and this is crazy, but I know everything about you, so come live with me maybe?” Submitted by anonymous.
So I was looking for Shrock on YouTube, because until I got that message a couple days ago I never really thought about it. I mean, I already knew about Wrock and Trock, plus I had heard plenty of Sherlock-themed parodies on Tumblr, so I figured it probab
AH! Thank you so much! I still can’t believe that some people go through the entire blog! :D I intend to keep going as long as the Sherlock fandom is on Tumblr!
“Mrs. Hudson may have stolen my skull, but you have stolen my heart.”
“When I said I would hit that, I didn’t just mean with my riding crop.”
The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 7.
“Only lies have detail, so I won’t elaborate on how much I love you.”
“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”
“I have an international reputation for loving you.” Submitted by cricketshuman.
“If you married someone else, I would leave your wedding early.”
“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot me in the heart.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs… and I won’t tell you ‘down, girl.’”
Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.
Hey guys! I’m working on new t-shirt designs because my current ones aren’t selling too well, plus I wanted to come up with a generic Sherlocky graphic that I could pair any pick-up line with. Do you guys like the look of these? And which
“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m busy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”
“You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s cadavers.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got glow-in-the-dark buns, hun.”
“Are you Anderson’s fake Jack the Ripper? Because I want to bone you.”
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“Nice Reichen-rack.â€
“When you said you were on tinder, I realize you meant buried in Magnussen’s bonfire, but I’d still like to swipe right.â€
“I’m more attracted to you than John is to dangerous situations and people.â€
“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of you, I’d be Scotland Yard without Sherlock.â€
“Don’t make people into heroes. Heroes don’t exist, but if they did, you’d be mine.â€
“You’re more important than understanding the obliquity of the ecliptic.â€
“Lady Carmichael isn’t the only highly intelligent woman of rare perception I see here.â€
“Are you Moriarty? Because I’m looking for a maths professor to multiply with.â€
“Is your name Jeanette? Because you obviously have class.â€
“Are you a nice little place in central London? Because I’ve got my eyes on you.â€Submitted (with photo) by @erudiced.
Happy (slightly belated) 5 year anniversary, followers! BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines began on January 8th, 2012, during the airing of series 2. I had to keep this video short because my phone was nearly out of storage space, but I assure you the gratitude
“I would tell you that I love you even if Eurus didn’t say there was a bomb in your flat.”
“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s fridge.”
As per tradition, here is your Valentine’s Day video!The Sherlock fandom has changed a lot. It used to be all crack, but nowadays it seems like the crack has mostly been replaced with salt. So where does that leave a cracky blogger like me?A more importan
“I fell for you faster than Mrs. Hudson can drive.”
The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
