random
NSFW Tumblr
find random on porn pin board
random clips
well well well so today is the day that pokemon go is officially available in Canada. lets just hope that ppl dont end up going into oncoming traffic and walking all over historical monuments and find a dead body under a bridge while searching for em
the 1st lady Michelle Obama herself will be on an episode of carpool karaoke. now this i gotta see
well…there goes the all star game in charlotte. heres hoping it works out in new orleans
i almost got hit by a fucking car earlier. fucking hell. somebody up there still likes me
shit your side chick/dude eventually learns: i waited and wait and when no message came i knew it musta been from you
earlier in the month of august i stopped at a gas station to fill up my car. on my way inside a lady comes up to me and says if i could spare some change so she could get something to eat before she passes out. i said id be right back and that i was on
so now theres a shook ones challenge. this is getting interesting
that moment when you see the kanye west video “fade” …iman shumpert you lucky sunuvabitch
30k posts and counting phew
me thinks a trend is starting. theres a bout it bout it challenge
that moment when you come home and theres a squirrel at the door
that moment when you see a cyclist cycling…and texting at the same time
that moment when you find out that the CDN 100$ bills smell like maple syrup
that moment when you realize theres more mistresses than there are ppl married.
the next time someone trolls you…heres what you do. you reply back to them saying “wow. ik alotta govt officials in high places. and i can make you go away”
the next time someone asks you “what that mouth do?” heres what you tell em: “it eats and drinks and i brush my teeth in it. if they ask you "what else that mouth do?” you tell em : “it eats pizza”
xxx tumblr
vamplife
that moment when you realize that after hearing blink 182s “i miss you” for years and year and years…you hear the line “we can live like jack and sally if you can want…where you can always find me and well have halloween
out of all the bad names out there..what kind of a name is Ree Drummond? what kind of a name is that?!? it sounds so stupid
that moment when you realize you dont understand “resting bitch face”. i dont get it. like…where did this whole thing/term come from?
hearing “jingle bells” played on the saxophone AND the piano is so soothing. im so relaxed. and refreshed. and chilled.
its -18 in montreal. jeez ohwiz
i say again…why are people typing words they cant spell?!?
youre wasting your time
how life has been for people the last couple weeks: they use their credit card till it declines…they flush a shit load of money down the toilet and then they they just sit there and cry cuz theyre broke . dont know how to manage their money and
WHAT IS WRONG W/ THIS?!? MANIPULATION… VIOLENT AND CHAOTIC…
that moment when you find out that paul anka is going to perform prolly 1 of the most arrogant and boastful songs ever “my way” originally done by frank sinatra…at the presidential inauguration. but heres the rub. the lyrics will be
that moment when you hear on the radio that apparently gossiping of all things…is actually good for you. yeah i call bullshit on that 1
a woman in San Franciso checked out a book all the way back in 1917 and never returned it. she was 83 yrs old. she died 1 week before the books due date. the book spend 80 yrs in a trunk before her great grandchildren discovered it. the book was returned
happy Chinese new year everybody year of the rooster
bla bla bla bla putting a stop to immigration and being totally totally ignorant towards other cultures including people of muslism and mexican background bla bla bla bla pipeline bla bla bla bla the wall bla bla bla bla making fun of autistic people
if i see that “catch me outside how bout that” meme 1 more time im gonna lose my freakin mind. find another meme to overuse. jeez ohwiz
hat moment when youre listening to the radio and the question was asked “whats the biggest lie you told to impress a 1st date?” 1 man had said he was a street artist….yet they knew nothing about street art. 1 lady said she told them
that moment when youre looking at a comment section on a yt video and you notice theres an account w/ the name “StrokeMeYouInsolentHumanCuzIAmACat” i swear yt has some of the most creative account usernames.
much love and respect to new orleans
that moment when youre listening to the radio and a female listener calls up and says that the 1 song that stops her baby from crying was “the whisper song” by the ying yang twins. prolly 1 of the top dirtiest filthiest nastiest raunchiest
if jupiter was as far away from earth as the moon wow. learning about the planets as a kid gave me a whole different outlook on life
interesting thing happened couple days ago in Woodstock. a police officer pulled over a 35 yr old man and suspended his license for 3 days after he blew on a breathalyzer test. the man had a passenger with him but he couldnt drive cuz HIS license had
