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holy sweet shit that was alotta tags lol wiiild
some of my favt candies right here :)
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My give a damn is broke and I’m clean out of giving a f*ck…
gotta hand it to the skydivers daredevils ftw. that is all :)
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Dear one, we’ve been waiting for you Thrilled beside ourselves that you’ve arrived White coats came in, heads held low Talked for a bit, shuffled outside We closed the curtains, Held each other, And cried We said hello at the same time that
please excuse my…erm brash delivery but …those were my thoughts. so…yeah there ya go
k so…this morning on my fb feed i saw this ^ and i was like "i bet i cant"? blowfish butterfly fish clownfish codfish ghostfish grouper herring jellyfish minnow pike perch swordfish trout just another 1 of those stupid posts tryna
youre a wile e. coyote you rushed your wealth but your shit blew too late and you crushed yourself
horny.
if vodka was water and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and never come up. but vodkas not water and im not a duck so ducks who share the water need to stfu
sad but true
tomorrow afternoon? ill be on a muthafuckin boat. muthafuckah lol :P
that moment when you come back home after having a party of a lifetime. ~smh in amazement~
just bcuz something has “no strings attached” doesnt mean you cant get tied up in it
~raps~ ♫♪cars and cribs they dont mean shit. dudes hustling for that green shit. ease back w/ that weak ass crew. im not hating. i just dont like you. playtime comes after paper. plenty of time for chicks later. ease back w/ that weak ass crew. im
