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99% will fail? bullshit!!! wade wagner waldo wayne wilfred wallace wally walt walter walton wanda warwick wolfgang ward warden warren warner washington watkins wilson watson wayland webster welch wednesday wellngton welsh wendall wendy wes westbrook west
this message is for torontos finest. do not… i repeat do not…waste bullets that dont need to be fired. granted its what you signed up for but think about it before you change someones life forever 1st. its not a good place to be at either
i heard this saying a while back. it goes… “while good girls go to heaven…bad girls go where ever they wanna go”. that is all
there might be a matrix 4 coming and another installment of carmen san diego. wow
alrite im gonna see what all the fuss is about w/ this kendrick lamar stuff
there has to be more songs w/ just piano and vocals. adele “someone like you”, Bruno mars “when I was your man’” and Rihanna “stay” just isn’t enough I like songs like that. refreshing ~shrugs~
I like the sound of that
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I don’t think it matters ]:)
you know…shit moves in circles. 360 degrees. when the shit comes round again? ill be ready
u know its funny. I find alotta times…if someone likes something its looked at as being provocative. but if you don’t like it its considered racist
recent studies have shown that pet frogs carry Salmonella and can make ppl extremely sick. experts say that one simple way to avoid the bacteria is to simply NOT buy your kids pet frogs.
rich ppl plan to recreate the titanic and go on the exact same route w/ the same menus. this cleary cant end well.
and over analyze
I like women w/ red hair so …there ya go :)
deal w/ it
well well well look what i found ]:)
it seems that bad advice that’s fun will always be better known than than good advice that’s dull-no matter how useless that fun advice is. Re-read that.
that moment when you see a Houston mc in an interview namedrop a certain mayor. jeez ohwiz
imagine my passion imagine my actions imagine the consequences 50 going broke imagine that ludacris cant even go gold and imagine the Game finally gets sold imagine jayz’s gone cuz hes 40 yrs old and imagine that def jam finally folds imagine
uncanny
Ev
studies show that the average person has at least 3 dark secrets that they’ll never share w/ anybody. not even their spouse. now go home and try n get it out of em
a man illegally growing marijuana is killed by his own security. a man drunkenly drove his car into his own illegal growop and accidentally kills himself. the weed was surrounded by barbed wire and a leg trap to keep any trespassers and thieves away.
Ludacris apparently cant pay child support payments. Now thats ludicrous
That moment when you see a silver Rolls Royce Phantom. And then you see a yellow ticket on the window. And then you see 2 pink Smart cars.
That moment when you find a 50$ bill. SCROOGE!!!
In Africa an elephant goes on a rampage and causes damagae to 17 homes. It doesnt stop until it goes through a wall of a families home who are having dinner at the table. A baby starts crying. The elephant stops…and starts to clean up the debris.
In Australian news, human statue faces investigation after punching a heckler in the mouth. Officials apparently want to study more about Mulders badassness.
A 23 yr old man in Florida had to be taken to the hospital after he accidently shot himself in the groin w/ a flaregun. well that’s what you get. dumbass
~yells~ IM A SAILOR PEG. AND I LOST MY LEG. CLIMBIN UP THE TOP SAIL I LOST MY LEG. ~listening to the dropkick murphys~ God I that song
That moment when you hear a line in a song that goes “its not even summer. why is the dj playing "summertime sadness”?“. LMAO.
i don’t think paul george intended to get that lady named Daniela pregnant. but…if he did hit that?!? wow. genius
San Franciso has now banned bottled water. who knew?
Scientist Stewart Brand wants to resurrect 24 extinct animals by reconstructing their DNA and cloning them. this muthafuckah cleary hasn’t seen Jurassic Park.
President Obamas popularity surges to 60%, a 3 yr high. Researchers expect the figure to continue rising due to Republicans fleeing the country after Obamas re-election.
Recent study shows koalas contain the most STDs among animals. so stay away from koalas ladies.
skip bayless is a steaming pile of shit. that is all.
when was the last time anyone saw skip bayless actually PLAY basketball? or any sport for that matter? SHUT THE FUCK UP. no one cares what you think.
California hikers who got lost for 4 days said they behgan hallucinating the first night after finishing their 3 bottles of water. erm…3 bottles of water? more like 3 bottles of LSD
is it weird that whenever I hear or watch a koodo commercial w/ El Tabador…Rey Mysterio from WWE comes to mind?
a snake bite victim in Washington D.C. owes ็,000 for medical treatment. i wonder what stung more? the bite or the bill?
interesting
Toronto Police have officers dressed as panhandlers to catch you on your cell phone while driving. ~the miz voice~ really? really?! really?!?
This summer, Skidmore College in New York is offering a course called “The Sociology of MILEY CYRUS,” which will use Miley as a “lens” to explore themes about race, gender, and identity in the media. ~doesn’t know what to
no more beyonce pics or related posts. why? cuz she tries to damn hard for my liking. She was all about independent/girl power/party/miss classy but….. now you wanna prance around showing off your ass and talking about drinking watermelon? Yes
the grumpy cat would
best way to end an argument? by saying “you don’t know me”
heres an interesting idea: sex for warmth. fuck a heating bill
that moment when you find out that sean paul just turned 50 yrs old. gtfoh. 50 yrs old?!? he sure doesn’t look like it.
Looks like kim kardashian isnt the only one from that crazy family that likes rappers. Khloe and French montana are together apparently (haaan /juuu heard). Meh. They look good together ~shrugs~.
“they dont have no award for that. Trophies”? Oh yes they do. Theyre called grammys.
looks like the big homie t.I. (or should I say t.i.p.) is back at it agai) i guess he had a whole lot to say to Floyd mayweather in that brawl. prolly went a lil something like “im serious. be easy. im a rubber band man i just snap back. come on
yeah. I took it there
happy memorial day to all to American tumblrs and followers
have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time. That is all.
not much of a t pain fan but that “up down” song is starting to grow on me. its a catchy lil # ~shrugs~
Am I the only one who thinks iggy azalea sounds alot like eve on “problem’”?
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