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I mean…whats a goon to a goblin? Im the goblin!!! Im not a killer but dont push me.
that moment when you find out that k michelle used to date lance Stephenson. wow. luckeeey
that moment when you find out swizz beatz is at Harvard.
a video of Obama was secretly recorded while he worked out in a hotel in Poland. they must not have had any heavier weights in that hotel
that moment when you hear “moments in love” by the art of noise on the radio :D :) 8)
am I the only 1 who thinks that when those vuvuzelas are being blown at the world club games it sounds like a swarm of killer bees coming in for an attack?
apparently the big homie Dwayne wade got some freaky sex from his wife Gabby union after the heat lost in the finals. _hmmm well then. she can go ahead and pull all the tricks on Wade as much as she wants in the bedroom but that doesnt excuse the
American analysts have discovered that the American households are 80% less interested than South American households in watching men kick balls .
looks like the big 4 has become the big 3. spain eliminated from the fifa world cup. wow. did not expect that.
fuck it. im just gonna talk real greezy cuz that’s how im feeling right now. I wanna throw that little puke Justin beiber in a wall of death. that is all. \m/ ]:)
that moment when you find out dj drama and summer walker were dating. wow.
that moment when you find out ab-soul is dating yaris sanchez. luckeeey
that moment when “rock lobster” started playing on the radio and that family episode comes to mind
Rhythm is a dancer, I need a companion Girl I guess that must be you Body like the summer, fucking like no other Don’t you tell ‘em what we do Don’t tell ‘em You don’t even gotta tell ‘em catchy lil # isn’t it?
north korea says there will be a “resolute an merciless response” if u.s. fails to ban seth rogens new movie “the interview”. rogen responds “apparently kim jong un plans on watching "the interview”. hope he likes
bill Clinton spoke out to “a lot of evidence” in favor of legalized medical marijuana. only if the patient don’t inhale
attention Netflix fans… the best tv sitcom (Seinfeld) is coming. so stay sharp. yall been warned
am I the only 1 who thinks that peter gunz sounds a lot like styles p?
that moment when you find out peter gunz has 7 kids by 5 different mothers. no child support. and cory is the oldest.
a 42 yr old Russian man was fishing and he ended up being pinned by a bear. then…his phone rang. his ringtone was “baby” by Justin beiber. apparently this ringtone scared the bear away. ~brief pause~ wow
24 ppl at a Maryland theme park on a roller coaster called the joke jinx got stuck 80 ft in the air on a 45 degree angle on a curve. they were given umbrellas cuz the sun was out. all of the ppl got off the roller coaster safely and the joker jinx is
Apparently Kim and Kanye were busted getting freaky in a bathroom before she accepted her GQ award. well well well ;) ]:) to be fair I cant say that I blame kanye. id want some of that cute donkey butt too. haha wiiild
that moment when youre driving and you see the car ahead of you has a license plate that says FEB30TH
that moment when you hear that pornhub now has a record label. I guess theyre looking for ppl that has what it takes to be an erotic folk singer
that moment when you find out that the name tinashe actually means something.
am I the only 1 who thinks that the beat/instrumental for t.I. and iggy azalea’s “no mediocre” sounds a lot like “rack city” by tyga?
that moment when it rains like a muthafuckah outside…then later on it calms down… and you see a double rainbow. and no i don’t mean the yt video from a few yrs back :P im talking real life.
that moment when youre driving and you see a car w/ a license plate that reads L8DYS 1ST
am i the only 1 who thinks that the voice that says “fireball” in pitbulls “fireball” song sounds a lot like morgan freeman?
looks like las vegas is going to get an nhl AND an nba team. a multi million dollar stadium is gonna be built w/ a retractable dome just like the rogers center. _hmmm I wonder how theyre gonna be able to play hockey games at a stadium in the desert
that moment when you find out shaq has his own soda pop brand
that moment when you find out the Canadian govt is planning to ban energy drinks for ppl under the age of 18. then you also find out that theres actually coffe flavoured and mocha flavoured energy drinks. _hmmm I guess coffee just isn’t enough
the oxford dictionary has 5 candidates for word of the year. 1 of them being bae which is a term of endearment and also means before anyone else. last years word of the year? selfie.
as much as i like the “la la la ” song by fergie… i cant help but think the beat sounds too much like “rack city” awwwl well most of DJ Mustards beats sound the same anyway. Mustard on that beat hoe!!!
that moment when you find out that Tina Turner is 75 yrs old …then you hear shes no longer a u.s. citizen
me thinks Bruno mars has been listening to Trinadad james
that moment when you find out that rajon rondo is no longer a celtic. ~mind = blown~
that moment when you hear a man in Wyoming got shot by a dog. and yes in case you were wondering…you read that correctly. that was not a typo.
the mean 1 Mr Grinch is 48 yrs old today.
that moment when you notice theres no snow on the ground on xmas day. interesting weather were having
that moment when you hear her majesty queen Elizabeth II mention the hunger games in her xmas day speech
that moment when you hear Meaghan Trainor wants to do a reggae album
am I the only 1 that can hear a little bit of “lets get it on” by marvin gaye when I listen to “thinking out loud” by ed sheeran?
bill cosby was in London, Ontario doing his comedy show. a lady stands up in the audience. he asks “where are you going?” the lady replied…“to get a drink. do you want one?” he said no telling her he had a bottle of water
maaan that song “1 last time” by ariana grande is starting to grow on me. catchy lil #
holy sweet shit max from 2 broke girl ( kat dennings) is hot that is all
the most common words used for a password: quirty, baseball, football dragon abc123 and… password
now hear this!!! if youre trying to figure me out youre wasting your time. im a special kind of twisted. that is all
jobs where ppl are most likely to cheat on you. bankers are at the top of the list. huh. never woulda guessed
a poll was taken for the best countries w/ good looking men. Ireland was #1… Australia was 2nd. me thinks its the accents
that moment when you see derrick roses sneakers for next season. all i can say is “wow”
that moment when you see a throwback pic of blacc chyna. wow. what a transformation
a peacock escaped from the zoo in high park… a bear was loose in newmarket…has the whole province gone batty?!?
well well well looks like that peacock that escaped from the high park zoo found its way back. neato
Ladyfriends are like chains the closer they are the stronger they become
that moment when you see someone w/ a windex bottle phone case im done
that moment when you find out that faceless watches are actually a thing
that moment when you find a good tumblr page…then when you look through their archive… they just post the same pics videos and gifs over and over in 1 month
time to remove some tumblrs and followers. if you update your tumblr daily or as often as you can? you have nothing to worry about . for everybody else… if it takes you months even yrs to update your tumblr? youre getting removed. that is all
that moment when you see a raccoon and a fox all in the same night
