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papayapanda: thepraxianweasleygeek: Protip for if you’re alone and find yourself getting jumpy because ‘oh shit this feels like the start of a scene from a horror movie’: Do something that a director of a horror movie would never put in a final
the-real-slim-strider: weirdmageddon: the-real-slim-strider: weirdmageddon: protip if you ever eat too much sour/acidic shit and you burn layers off your tongue suck on a tums tablet cause theyre used as stomach antacids but i didnt consider that
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kramergate: Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you
animate-mush: jdkaplonski: shoren18: damnselfly: quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to
eponinejosette: justapassingstranger: slimerat5: soulsoaker: turing-tested: hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled
crabs-and-baramundis:Protip: If you ever find seven TONS of lost gold, you keep your damned mouth SHUT!
hentai-ass: fellmoon: tobiasxva: I love accurate deadpool cosplay gifs. This is why we need a real R rated Deadpool movie. Protip: It IS Deadpool. He comes through the fourth wall to go to cons as himself Fuck this is perfect
abprincess: slavekittenpet: sheismypainslut: nurturingdaddy: swedishcervixpoker: makeup-stained-pillowcase: Daddy’s Guide To Shaving Your Little Girl’s PussyThe subject of many requests. Enjoy.What else would you like us to do? Protips. Oh
cryptic-peace: animate-mush: jdkaplonski: shoren18: damnselfly: quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty
the-real-slim-strider: weirdmageddon: the-real-slim-strider: weirdmageddon: protip if you ever eat too much sour/acidic shit and you burn layers off your tongue suck on a tums tablet cause theyre used as stomach antacids but i didnt consider that it
ayeshanura: infjwriter: underachieved-witch: 2srooky: thegoodlion: soulsoaker: turing-tested: hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because
damnselfly: quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would
dontkillbirds: peanut-caravan: protip: if u can’t imagine urself dropping the mic after the final sentence of ur essay, ur conclusion needs to be stronger SHIT THOUGH THIS IS REALLY GOOD ADVICE?
kingofconeyisland:cash4gore: protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”
loli-ass:damnselfly: quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they
underachieved-witch: 2srooky: thegoodlion: soulsoaker: turing-tested: hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there
maryjanewtson: Protip from Spidey.
naasad: animate-mush: jdkaplonski: shoren18: damnselfly: quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem
ianbrooks: Shark Attack Porcelain Mug Available for purchase at mcphee. Why not bring a little excitement/terror into your morning time coffee fix? PROTIP: if you stop moving, it wont be able to see you. Course, you did just feed caffeine to a ravenous
bone-and-brawn: PROTIP: Don’t ask a woman how big her tits are unless you’re ready to purchase her a new bra.
danisnotonfire: new video! i give you some PROTIPS on How To Survive Exams 📝👌pls reblog to spread the edutainment and i will scroll through the notes and follow some of you guys to say thanks ✨
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jcatgrl: kaidanalenko: thenighttwerker: kaidanalenko: kaidanalenko: protip if you don’t have the new posting bullshit don’t log out ever. log out of tumblr i mean it’s okay to restart/turn off yr pc just don’t log out of tumblr 8| wait
bombermens: protip: stop looking up the people you’re not friends with anymore and making yourself sad. they’re not worth your grief. things didn’t work out for a reason. remember that and keep looking toward the future.
thecoupleenextdoor: Protip: Playing Bloodborne while having sex is borderline impossible. And this is coming from a seasoned Dark Souls player. So I just gave up in the end and enjoyed the sex (; -G
suicidegirls: Happy Thigh-High Thursday from Caia Suicide! ProTip: Always put your undies on AFTER your thigh highs. Join to see more of this sexy girl: http://suicidegirls.com/join
Just a protip: pointing out that someone isn’t skinny and is thick or even fat really isn’t an insult anymore when all my fellow thick guys and girls still get play. #ilikemygirlsbbw
thatlookslikeithurts: everythingilikeiswrong: \(//∇//)\ Protip: use two fingers in your partner’s bottom so you have him more opened up. Then stroke his prostate with your fingertip, softly at first (almost a tickle), increasing pressure as you
melancholic-wings: kramergate: curtis-ballard: kramergate: Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you I’m way over seeing radical feminist bullshit
cash4gore: protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”
thewaywardfox: protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
thechosenjuan: protip 4 dating: just straight up ask the person out. unless you’re gay, then just gay up ask the person out.
we–like–bondage: Protip: never do this. - D
sheismypainslut: nurturingdaddy: swedishcervixpoker: makeup-stained-pillowcase: Daddy’s Guide To Shaving Your Little Girl’s PussyThe subject of many requests. Enjoy.What else would you like us to do? Protips. Oh Princess… I want to do this
brunetteslutwifecumsagain-deact:If I leave with you I’ve already thought about swallowing your load. #protip
crossbowsandwalkers: iaintbegginwho: Walking Dead ProTip: don’t be Beth’s boyfriend. the sam winchester of our verse
peanut-caravan: protip: if u can’t imagine urself dropping the mic after the final sentence of ur essay, ur conclusion needs to be stronger
glitterandbokeh: “Never on schedule, but always on time” ProTip: don’t try to go anywhere on new year’s day… stay home 🏡
massacrechips: Protip: Turn on the sound. You’re welcome.
bellecoquette: Protip: This is the best way to get a thigh gap
shoren18:damnselfly:quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they
infjwriter: underachieved-witch: 2srooky: thegoodlion: soulsoaker: turing-tested: hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is
hecchidechu: Protip: it’s more fun if you click on the first image and then navigate with the left and right arrow ;)
seductive-cactus: darnhomosexuals: jungwildeandfree: the-write-ideas: protip: never ask a writer what they write about. they will not know how to answer. everything. nothing. I don’t know what do you breathe about idk but i find it hilarious how
lovetobepegged: Protip: rodeoh shorts!
kidsatyr: PROTIP: How to become the favorite son
bpdshitposts: animate-mush: jdkaplonski: shoren18: damnselfly: quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the
mitchfynde: devilinhighheels: my-very-own-opinion: devilinhighheels: my-very-own-opinion: twerkcircus: thegoodlion: soulsoaker: turing-tested: hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible,
jade-bellatricus84: naasad: animate-mush: jdkaplonski: shoren18: damnselfly: quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small
