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vintar: protip to aspiring authors: if you ever need to feel better about your writing then please just read any of the best-selling erotica titles on amazon you’re fine
kingjaffejoffer: sneakerheadog: kingjaffejoffer: Protip: If you are going to leave me anon hate, make sure its good. If you want to make a little snotty comment or throw a lil jab… save that one. Because I’m going to block you either way. So
cash4gore: protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”
bone-and-brawn: PROTIP: Don’t ask a woman how big her tits are unless you’re ready to purchase her a new bra.
hecchidechu: Protip: it’s more fun if you click on the first image and then navigate with the left and right arrow ;)
doyourpokemon: Protip: do not fuck the creepy carnivorous plant.
hentai-ass: fellmoon: tobiasxva: I love accurate deadpool cosplay gifs. This is why we need a real R rated Deadpool movie. Protip: It IS Deadpool. He comes through the fourth wall to go to cons as himself Fuck this is perfect
madlori: philtheyeti: ask-equestrian-innovations: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT (OHMYGOSH.) Protip: when you are a zoo docent, it’s fun to blow kids’ minds by informing
dontkillbirds: peanut-caravan: protip: if u can’t imagine urself dropping the mic after the final sentence of ur essay, ur conclusion needs to be stronger SHIT THOUGH THIS IS REALLY GOOD ADVICE?
damnselfly: quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would
lornacrowleys: protip if a nerd dude tries to give you a pop quiz about the fandom on your shirt/bag/cosplay by asking you to answer a banal and obscure trivia question to prove you’re a Real Gamer, turn the question back on him. ask him about the
mistressaliceinbondageland: Ordinary life does not interest me. #femdom #mistress #batman #protip #weirdo #freaksunite #freaks #inspiration
creampieating: Protip: Clean the girl during a gangbang, you will be the most remembered guy in the room ;)
creampieating: Protip: You don’t have to be a cuckold to like playing cum and cleaning up. Part 2
creampieating: Protip: You don’t have to be a cuckold to like playing cum and cleaning up. Part 1
the-real-slim-strider: weirdmageddon: the-real-slim-strider: weirdmageddon: protip if you ever eat too much sour/acidic shit and you burn layers off your tongue suck on a tums tablet cause theyre used as stomach antacids but i didnt consider that
OMAE TSUNDERE NANDA NA: protip, anime: the thing that makes magi so interesting is that there...
thewaywardfox: protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
bombermens: protip: stop looking up the people you’re not friends with anymore and making yourself sad. they’re not worth your grief. things didn’t work out for a reason. remember that and keep looking toward the future.
emeraldembers: Protip from my little brother: Are you playing a horror game? Is it too spooky for you? Imagine that you, the protagonist, are Steve Irwin. Now look that eldritch horror in the face, and declare with conviction, “I’m gonna wrassle
mainlyusedforwalking: As much as I love this dress, it doesn’t show nearly enough leg without some tugging ^^ Incidentally, these tights are Walfords - protip: if you’re looking to spoil a girl who’s into pantyhose, they are the way.
mainlyusedforwalking: Protip: If you plan on doing a cumshot, don’t milk out all your seminal fluid first. I can’t usually cum at all after doing that, but that thing in my ass touches all the right places.
teaboot: sodomymcscurvylegs: hexmaniacciaran: gomeandyou: lesbianspaceprincess: feathersmoons: goshawke: lemonsharks: melancholic-wings: kramergate: curtis-ballard: kramergate: Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you
chestking:help I’m having feelings ProTip:Don’t
tj-593: Protip: Date daddies that own a cute dog, BMW, and a ŪM 1BR apartment with a view of the river on the west side.
gottabreedthemall: If you’re trying to conceive, why not document the process?Protip: The resulting DVD is probably a pretty fucked up birthday gift for your kid. Especially if its dad is also its grandfather.
shoren18:damnselfly:quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they
farandolae: girl-farts: the-feminist-fangirl: whimsicult: corgiwhisperer: Frats are the worst, this is happening at Carleton University today. protip never go to university Wow. Well, I guess at least they’re wearing advertisements that say
cairovercoat: cairovercoat: Protip for yall dealing with those ugly, uncomfortable university-issued beds: Set the bedframe to the tallest height possible Shove that stupid plastic mattress underneath the bedframe, sheets and blankets and pillows
zekeisafreak: kingofconeyisland:cash4gore: protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices” is this an example or a reaction
ruthless-lust: Protip
seductive-cactus: darnhomosexuals: jungwildeandfree: the-write-ideas: protip: never ask a writer what they write about. they will not know how to answer. everything. nothing. I don’t know what do you breathe about idk but i find it hilarious how
high-mileage-holes: Protip: blindfold yourself so you can actually focus on feeling your insides stretched apart, clinging to the massive dildo buried to the hilt in your butthole.
elodieunderglass: feathersmoons: goshawke: lemonsharks: melancholic-wings: kramergate: curtis-ballard: kramergate: Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman
gayasscommie: insurrectionarycompassion: pisshets: rebelfeathers: protip: “protesters” in masks that run around rampaging and destroying random property with reckless abandon, are not protesters. They are infiltrators. Hired disruptors. PLANTS.
Feminist Batwoman: fuckingrecipes: PROTIP: WHEN ONE SAYS ‘I LITERALLY LIVED OFF OF...
feathersmoons: goshawke: lemonsharks: melancholic-wings: kramergate: curtis-ballard: kramergate: Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you I’m
misterlupin: trainerrgreen: misterlupin: protip: date me i may turn out to be super goodlooking in like 5 years but will you have money ok don’t get too crazy now
lestrade: lestrade: protip: apparently restaurants like to please a pregnant lady so if you put “extra rice and beans please i’m eating for two” in special instructions, your burrito will weigh 12 lbs and be delicious WHY ARE PEOPLE REBLOGGING
seafoam-photography: Protip for followers of gingerten, give him jelly babies and you will be his best friend. Also did anyone get Anna’s name/tumblr/anything?Edit: I did! askthecosplayer is our lovely Anna
kngshxt: protip: if they dont flirt back, stop!
rhyanrotten: hentai-ass: fellmoon: tobiasxva: I love accurate deadpool cosplay gifs. This is why we need a real R rated Deadpool movie. Protip: It IS Deadpool. He comes through the fourth wall to go to cons as himself Fuck this is perfect I will
guro-tan: protip: send yourself asks with emotes to make replying to messages cute and convenient
zombie-dumplings: emeraldembers: Protip from my little brother: Are you playing a horror game? Is it too spooky for you? Imagine that you, the protagonist, are Steve Irwin. Now look that eldritch horror in the face, and declare with conviction, “I’m
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eponinejosette: justapassingstranger: slimerat5: soulsoaker: turing-tested: hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled
infjwriter: underachieved-witch: 2srooky: thegoodlion: soulsoaker: turing-tested: hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor
