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Pro Tip: A FleshLight would make an awesome thermos for work. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Let him know you want it. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Just because you’re on your knees sucking a cock in a bathroom stall, doesn’t mean your not classy. You are classy. A classy, classy slut. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Money can’t by you love, but it can buy you a lovely piece of ass. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: When your mouth is full, speak with your eyes. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Big. blocky, easy-to-understand, uppercase letters are the best choice when writing notes to sluts. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Always advertise your vacancies. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: After a sex toy is used (especially for anal), it must be thoroughly cleaned. Always make sure you have a toy cleaner handy. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Guys love reach-arounds. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Find a way to love your workouts. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: The advantages of fucking in this position are numerous: Great angle for penetration. A view. Imagining people seeing you get fucked. Watching the slut in your own reflection. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip (for her): Own your sluttiness. Pro Tip (for him): Own your slut. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Glasses make you look smarter than the stupid little slut you know you are. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If you’re a bad little slut, expect to get spanked. Pro Tip: If you’re a good little slut, expect to get spanked. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: You exist to pleasure him. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Sometimes, all you need to do is be a passive target for him to shot at. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Wearing stiletto “Fuck Me” pumps often leads to getting pumped. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: The best things in life are free. Be one of the best things in life. Be free. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If a guy takes you on vacation, proper slut wetiquette™ requires that you make yourself available to him whenever he desires and are at least 3 SlutPoints© higher (6 GutterSkank® levels lower) than you usually are. This has the added benefit
Pro Tip: There is a reason all your holes are aligned. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: always-arousedxxx: The white see through tank always does the trick… Thin straps. They make your tits look larger and your top look less substantial. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Embrace the truth. You were made to please men. Go forth and bring pleasure to the masses. Preferably in groups ;) 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Heels make you look at least 37% sluttier. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Be soft. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Always look like your enjoying it, because no one gives a fuck what you feel. Keep sucking, slut. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Always clean your sex toys before and after use. They only want you for body. Make sure it’s infection free. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: When you start to think of yourself as property, as a plaything to be used and shared, others will see you in that light too. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Fishnet stockings and ridiculously high heels do not make you a slut. But they are excellent ways to advertise the fact that you are one. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Prove your the bigger slut. You know you are. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: A guide to flashing. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: When out-and-about, letting your man spew into your open mouth will keep you both tidy and clean without wasting valuable spunk or tissue paper. Be an eco-friendly slut and swallow. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Well manicured nails, precise makeup and perfect hair are important when your out huntin’ for a stuffin’, but don’t mean much once you’re covered in your own drool and 5 loads from 3 different guys. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Job security doesn’t just happen by itself. You need to prove yourself worthy. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Always look the part.8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Showing off your ability to make and play with spit bubbles can often lead to sating your affinity to make and play with cum bubbles. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Once your spit bubble pops, immediately begin sucking it back into your face hole for redistribution. Each repetition will make your spit more and more elastic and allow you to perform nastier tricks for your man. As this kind of control requires
Pro Tip: A well mannered slut will clean off her Master’s cock after each load. Bonus: You get to suck out a little more yummy cum. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Get it where you can. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Don’t let little obstacles along the way block your path to pleasure. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Fuck Me heels work. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: When you hang your head off the edge of a bed while laying on your back you allow your man to have easier access to your tits and snatch. The angle allows him to push deeper into your throat, reduces your ability to resist, and causes your own
Pro Tip: The wetter the better. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: You are what you eat. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Wearing swimwear when not going swimming is a great way to turn heads while staying legit. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: I’ve dressed up as a living sex doll before. It doesn’t take much practise to master it: Put on thick makeup, keep your mouth in an ‘O’, shut-the-fuck-up. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: When you coat your face in your own saliva, you point out your filthiness, worthlessness and willingness to do whatever desired by your man. Spit shining yourself is a great way to advertise to your man that you are the kind of slut that can
Pro Tip: Big eye makeup makes you look innocent, even though you obviously aren’t. Slut. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If you find your skank is too randy, hose her down. It always calms me. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: When you drool, you seem less human, and that makes it easier for your partners to do the really crazy stuff they have been thinking of doing to you. Artwork by Reiq 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If you want to reduce his anxiety on your first date, suck him off when he comes to pick you up. If there’s any tension left, give him some more head in the restaurant parking lot. Don’t forget to thank him for the meal by giving
Pro Tip: The fastest way to communicate a booty call is via video messages. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Cumswapping is an excellent way to get a guy reloaded.Wow, I haven’t posted a “Pro Tip” in ages… 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If he ties you in place on your stomach, you can be sure something is going up your ass. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If he pulls you back like this, he wants to hear your moan louder. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Keep eye contact. Let him see into your soul throught the windows of your eyes. Let him see that it’s his for the taking. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Just because you are nothing more than a collection of holes, does not mean you can’t dress yourself up. Get festive! Be Creative! 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: The bigger your boobs, the more abuse they can take.(And the more abuse you deserve) 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: A thumb up the pooper can serve as a handle. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If you wake up on Saturday morning in a strange house and discover that the man you went home drunk with last night is better than most of the guys you pick up sober, make sure to mkae it known that you will “put out” again before
Pro tip: Be inventive! Every part of you was designed to please men.(She nailed it!) 8===D——{ Wetiquette
