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melancholic-wings: kramergate: curtis-ballard: kramergate: Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you I’m way over seeing radical feminist bullshit
infjwriter: underachieved-witch: 2srooky: thegoodlion: soulsoaker: turing-tested: hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor
Mansplaining protip:
hilariousgrindr: Protip Don’t fucking do this
dontkillbirds: peanut-caravan: protip: if u can’t imagine urself dropping the mic after the final sentence of ur essay, ur conclusion needs to be stronger SHIT THOUGH THIS IS REALLY GOOD ADVICE?
the-write-ideas:thespiritofneverland:seductive-cactus:darnhomosexuals: jungwildeandfree: the-write-ideas: protip: never ask a writer what they write about. they will not know how to answer. everything. nothing. I don’t know what do you breathe about
cash4gore: protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”
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ianbrooks: Legend of Zelda Song Rings by Peregrine Studios Available for purchase at etsy and shapeways. Can you guess the songs without looking? (PROTIP: click each picture to see the caption) Artist: DeviantArt (via: it8bit)
damnselfly: quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would
shoren18:damnselfly:quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they
textsbetweengems:Homeworld Strategy Protip: The best defense is an exaggerated version of your enemy’s offense. You must show them that your technology is superior even when doing so is nonsensical and 100% ineffective
quarter: sapphicghostbusters: quarter: protip for anyone about to add a long winded and probably condescending “educational” comment to literally any post on tumbler dot com: check the notes first bc i guarantee 39263746 people already beat you
bombermens: protip: stop looking up the people you’re not friends with anymore and making yourself sad. they’re not worth your grief. things didn’t work out for a reason. remember that and keep looking toward the future.
hecchidechu: Protip: it’s more fun if you click on the first image and then navigate with the left and right arrow ;)
hecchidechu: Protip: it’s more fun if you click on the first image and then navigate with the left and right arrow ;) < |D
theartmage: Menat for inktober 16/31! Her “battle” costume! 😆 Protip: if coloring with markers, color first as much as possible, then ink outline. Prevents the ink from smearing. <3 <3 <3
infjwriter: underachieved-witch: 2srooky: thegoodlion: soulsoaker: turing-tested: hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is
messing around to try to get myself to color n shade more protip: i cant paint
more protip: im friends with renard
man this guy really is stuck in 2007 sa/ed era because liking cartoon animal people that look more like people with dog heads thrown on = you want to fuck fido protip: you’re wrong and a grotesquely ugly freak
ask-rustygears: Q - Protip: When you are tempted to swear from surprise, use “Oh dear” instead. You also sound dapper as a monocle when you do. A - Fu - Oh Dear… I’ve Impaled Myself. …yeah ignore those peeps; this is a perfect example
gayleaf: protip: if someone’s gender bothers you remember that 1) fuck off
prompto: protip never think about your otp and one teaching the other how to kiss one teaching the other how to french kiss one teaching the other how to give head one teaching the other how to smoke one teaching the other another language one teaching
naasad: animate-mush: jdkaplonski: shoren18: damnselfly: quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem
gummisputter: Toon protip – Getting playful with your over-endowed horse friend is fine but just because you’re made of rubber doesn’t mean your partner doesn’t need to wear a rubber! (A lot more lewd than my usual fare, yeah, but I gotta draw
mainlyusedforwalking: As much as I love this dress, it doesn’t show nearly enough leg without some tugging ^^ Incidentally, these tights are Walfords - protip: if you’re looking to spoil a girl who’s into pantyhose, they are the way.
yourfaveisilluminati:elodieunderglass:feathersmoons:goshawke:lemonsharks:melancholic-wings:kramergate:curtis-ballard:kramergate:Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman
feathersmoons: goshawke: lemonsharks: melancholic-wings: kramergate: curtis-ballard: kramergate: Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you I’m
innercheeseburger: no one cares that you queued that post Protip: people tag queued posts to let their followers know that they’re not online.
pokemontrainerstorm: Protip: When signing your name, don’t misspell it.
whiskeybeard: massacrechips: Protip: Turn on the sound. You’re welcome. When it comes in
ianbrooks: Daft Pyramide by MrTashkent Sometimes you shouldnt ask why something exists, you should just be thankful that it does. PROTIP: his giant spear is a keytar. Artist: deviantart / tumblr
gallifrey-feels: pre10tious: fabio posted this on my wall protip it’s not saturn
yugiohblogstuff: So apparently, people in this series don’t have common sense. Protip: If someone summons a monster with a very low attack, especially at the cost of one or more monsters, the effect is usually not very good for you and you should
trickstersgambit: soulsoaker: turing-tested: hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to
animate-mush: jdkaplonski: shoren18: damnselfly: quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to
madlori: philtheyeti: ask-equestrian-innovations: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT (OHMYGOSH.) Protip: when you are a zoo docent, it’s fun to blow kids’ minds by informing
fullmetal-dipshit: protip: dont leave me alone with photoshop for more than five minutes
adeloes-moved-blog: protip: if muse a is a killer, do not have muse b relentlessly goad muse a into killing them as if muse a won’t do it. it’s awkward for the mun who then has to write their muse out of character to spare your muse’s life.
samus-armistead: hecchidechu: Protip: it’s more fun if you click on the first image and then navigate with the left and right arrow ;) I love when this happens ❤️ You’re going to love me then 😉
sloppythroatfuckers: #ProTip: My #ThroatFuckBuddy uses sour candy to make her mouth water more for an extra sloppy deepthroat session. It works like a breeze. She’s an alchemist ;)
kingofconeyisland: cash4gore: protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”
legoshoes: phurlz: Protip: “You look better with a beard” isn’t a compliment. THANK YOU
bone-and-brawn:PROTIP: Don’t ask a woman how big her tits are unless you’re ready to purchase her a new bra.
britishfilth: Don’t forget, you can find all my audios to listen to right here. And you can download them all (and hear two unreleased audios) right here! it’s seriously worth it.protip: don’t listen to these and drive at the same time.
lornacrowleys: protip if a nerd dude tries to give you a pop quiz about the fandom on your shirt/bag/cosplay by asking you to answer a banal and obscure trivia question to prove you’re a Real Gamer, turn the question back on him. ask him about the
