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do-not-open-til-christmas: If he wants to pretend he’s sleeping, I don’t mind.
bighard23cmcock: pretty-turned-on: 1. Practice every day. 2. If a real cock is not available, always have a pretend one handy. 3. Record your practice sessions so everyone can see them. 4. Encourage your friends to do the same. Kik @ Bighard23cmcock
ewzzy: Driver’s Licenses: Official. Do not print out and pretend to be a Princientist.
Harass my muse! Anon or not: Ask them hard questions! Bother them about their relationships! Try and make them hot and bothered! Make them cry! Pretend to be their future kids! Anything goes!
ellasdeprivedmind: I’m not going to pretend it was easy having two boisterous sons in the house. Brett and Joey were arguing and fighting constantly, but things really got more difficult when I had Timmy, my third son. Unlike my first two boys, Timmy
I’ll be up in a second, just gotta finish up with my husband.Oh, don’t worry. I told him I’d be very late tonight, and maybe not back until tomorrow morning.Oh, come on, you knew I was married. You saw the ring. You don’t have to pretend. My husband
thehotforteacher: My bro told that if I stuck something up my ass I would “immediately get an erection” he said “the prostate is the male g-spot”. I pretended to not know what he was talking about.
Dogsitting. My Ani is home. If only for the weekend. And almost immediately reclaiming her throne as someone who bullies a dog three times her size into getting ALL the bones and toys. I’d like to pretend my lab is just polite and not a huge baby.
Some dudes (well I hope that’s not the same Anon pretending to be different people) were flooding my PM with Leona requests. So here, enjoy
daddyscumrag: ass-candy: That’s right Alexis walk into the sunset while Jada takes your spot Not sure why but this is hot. Can I just pretend she’s too sub leading the way to Master?
sweetsluttyangel: Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit
I do not use KIK, I just heard someone is pretending to be me on that app.Don’t get catfished :PMy links aremycherrycrush.comtwitter.com/mycherrycrushinstagram.com/mycherrycrushx (nice)instagram.com/mycherryinsta (naughty)mycherrycrush.tumblr.compor
This throws an unexpected wrench in my plans.
onceuponsirsstarrynight: bdsmbeautifullybound: Ways to Ruin Your Subs Note …… yes the following uses He for Dom and she for sub …. but can we please pretend its gender fluid for arguments sake A submissive does not come with an instruction manual
Anyone on the Internet can pretend to be us. Just because someone or some bot uses our pictures or photos or this account’s name on some random site or Twitter or wherever does not mean that we are that person or account or bot. We’ve gotten a rash
seattle255: Anyone on the Internet can pretend to be us. Just because someone or some bot uses our pictures or photos or this account’s name on some random site or Twitter or wherever does not mean that we are that person or account or bot. We’ve
madd-and-sad: brain: it seems like problems are happening. would you like to pretend they’re not and think about fictional characters instead? me: yes please
luckylillibby: mypettentaclemonster: I have a huge mental penis Heh *mental image of Raras swinging her pelvis at people. Pretending to cockslap them with that “huge mental penis”.* :3 I totally know that’s not what you meant…but still funny.
clarknokent: spaghettimonster42: Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood Not at all, filmore was my shit! totally spies tho
imagezdoesart: DO NOT REBLOG WITHOUT CAPTIONS! <<Previous Geez- Bubblegum where are your manners?! Also… let’s all pretend she’s been trying to compose the “happy ending song” since page- 15 I’ve got a great idea!… now just you
sadgirlophelia:Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit
daddyiwantthis: Life’s too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky stuff. 🎀🍼
feelinranty: necessary-sass: curlybrownboy: belindapendragon: kobetyrant: HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE? Reblogging this good news…again. y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious Well let’s spread the
clarknokent:spaghettimonster42: Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood Not at all, filmore was my shit!
orgasmic-humor: I think it’s so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don’t pretend to be something you’re not
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powerist: Pretending to be okay when you are not increases mental pain and makes you even sadder.
fanbingblink: We should see all the things that make people and the world different and not pretend that we are colorblind or that one story is enough to represent a whole group of people. — Sara Farizan
nyenuma: lil warm-up from yesterday…..i realize they would probably use mud masks, not avocado facials, but lets just…..pretend that wu is allergic to mud. yeah. that makes sense
Outfit of the day! Saw my English teacher while I was buying this baby. After a long time, I’ve been reunited with my love.♥ Though it’s too small……
betteroffcut: Jordan Levine: not related to Adam, but I can pretend
threelisabeth: a friend of mine told me about her friend i think from high school who was gay but not out, and he pretended for a while to have a girlfriend named Amanda who he would go see a lot, and they’d be all, come hang out with us and he’d
pressxtodavid: joey-wheeler-official: joey-wheeler-official: gettin real tired of people pretending that the writers not explaining every little thing in detail is the same thing as a plothole tbh has to think once while watching something whoa this
iforawesome: jeremy-ken-anderson: geekandmisandry: rootbeergoddess: barbarian-nextdoor: He tried. Like really? They really trying to pretend a left wing Jewish man is a Nazi like ok ok ok He’s not even a real nazi IN THE MOVIE. He’s an
ssundiall: m0nsterz: grimeclown: bigpeanutcollector: goawfma: pretends to be shocked ugh please dlne tell me they’re playing the race card AGAIN, its a robot for gods sake, its not perfect
necessary-sass: curlybrownboy: belindapendragon: kobetyrant: HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE? Reblogging this good news…again. y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious Well let’s spread the word then guys.
clarknokent: spaghettimonster42: Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood Not at all, filmore was my shit!
sametrue: it’s almost the time of year where straight boys pretend to not be cold in their shorts
ethicalcringe: fucked-right-all-night: It’s entirely possible to like a tweet by accident. Also, let’s not pretend that leftist men can satisfy women. If my body count is evidence, then they certainly can’t. I don’t know what that means but
mcavoy: THERES A HUGE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ACTING AND REAL LIFE actors are paid to pretend and honestly if y’all cannot seperate them from their roles, you’re the problem not them.
Mood: let’s cuddle and pretend like I'm not trying to get you hard
tragicish: pls dont pretend to care about me ??? i might be sad and sensitive but im not fucking stupid you absolute piece of shit
ml8807: Attempting to pretend he’s not up with me.
handsomejackass:trick i use to help with social anxiety: pretend everyone is an npc in an rpg. they don’t affect you or your main quest. they’re not important in your life. they’re just kind of there. shopkeepers? just selling their wares. that
aximili: i love how dmmd anime previews are pretending its not a yaoi . like oh wow this is an interesting sci fi show! all the characters happen to be dudes! watch it there definitely wont be any surprises
termanal-velocity: tenaflyviper: the-eagle-atarian: Do people just pretend that pugs aren’t ugly abominations or is it collective knowledge that they are? Oh no, you did not just post that… I love pugs so much how could you do this to me Porky
joey-wheeler-official: joey-wheeler-official: gettin real tired of people pretending that the writers not explaining every little thing in detail is the same thing as a plothole tbh has to think once while watching something whoa this is bad writing
whatshaynewants: For those of you who don’t care about connecting…no judgment. Some people don’t care about it. As long as you aren’t pretending to be something you’re not and no one gets hurt - casual sex on! ~Shayne
fagabusingman: You can pretend different, but your hatred of fags says a lot more about you than them. What caused you to be so hateful? It’s not healthy. - Anonymous Oh, great. Some more deluded psychobullshit from another Ann Landers wannabe.
defilerwyrm:Parents, for the love of everything that ever pretended to be holy, do not make household cleaning a punishment for your children.My parents did that. As an adult, I would rather stare at a blank wall for five hours straight than wash dishes.
morematterme: The crowd chanting “Titty Master” at Dean backstage before their entrance in Providence yesterday. Roman MOST definitely approves of the chant. Look at Dean pretending to not know what the chant is about. Roman’s reactions are
rwfan11: Brock Lesnar - for years this has been a questionable ‘pop-out’ …. This is NOT a pop-out! I do, however, like to pretend that it is his testicle hanging out, just out of being horny! LOL! ;-)
