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And my mom is upset at me for not wearing clothes in the apt. At least i’m not going out in under ware that barely passes as clothes. Like this panty that is pretending to be shorts. Interesting shot, but my mom should be grateful.
mandymorbid: prettynakedladies: more gifs of my favorite girl ohvex She’s so hot. Mandy Morbid thinks I’m hot, I’m not even going to pretend that that’s not a huge deal for me. ♥
twistedtamed: Let’s not pretend that you’re not going to do it.
starjumps-blog: “Hate me for who I am, I don’t care. At least I’m not pretending to be someone I’m not.”
hairylegsclub: Shaving is a choice, but has somehow become the norm. Whether or not I have hair on my legs shouldn’t affect social acceptability. Why should I pretend to be something I’m not? When societal standards are based on falsehood, things
cassandrasaturn: Losing weight slowly, but my breasts are starting to fill up like balloons due to years of rubbing and caressing. I’m not afraid to admit that I’m acting very much like a female. This is who I am. I refuse to pretend something I’m
i-am-a-fish: seafoamspirit: i-am-a-fish: remember to pay your respects to those pretending to be straight today ive already had to pass up on one gay joke so as to not expose myself
I want to text the person who texted someone I know pretending to be me (w my full name) and tell them I’m not afraid to get a lawyer and/or the police involved depending on how they choose to handle the situation thereafter but I hate confrontation
naked-yogi: I want to text the person who texted someone I know pretending to be me (w my full name) and tell them I’m not afraid to get a lawyer and/or the police involved depending on how they choose to handle the situation thereafter but I hate
chrismcfeely: gothamsbirdy: pr1nceshawn: Books that should be on every kid’s summer reading list. This was killing me lmao I’m not even going to pretend I’m not reblogging this purely for the Taco Bell one.
the-painter-and-the-poet: i-am-a-fish: seafoamspirit: i-am-a-fish: remember to pay your respects to those pretending to be straight today ive already had to pass up on one gay joke so as to not expose myself Scene 1: eating breakfast with the fam
sumisa-lily:I am not as strong as my words pretend to be. Not as quiet as these caesuras promise. This heart is a patchwork quilt of people that leave different shades of blue inside of me. ~Shinji Moon, The Anatomy of Being
sumisa-lily:I am not as strong as my words pretend to be. Not as quiet as these caesuras promise.This heart is a patchwork quilt of people that leave different shades of blue inside of me. ~Shinji Moon, The Anatomy of Being
asleepylioness: Dear Lioness and TPO,I decided today that I wanted to throw a bit of a spin on to halloween CC. Often what we find ourselves doing on Halloween is dressing up and pretending to either be the person we are not, or the person we want to
fuck-like-bunnies I’m not sure if I’m seeing a Mickey and Minnie onesie, or a cute hoodie, so I am going to pretend that it is a onesie! :) This one looks to have a great fit that is very flattering to your figure, and it also appears to be
babyscarsonly: thevictimintheromanfallout: before-she-falls: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. PEOPLE DO NOT CUT BECAUSE THEY THINK ITS “COOL” SELF HARM IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE AND IF YOU CAN PRETEND YOUR SAVING A LIFE MY GLAMORIZING SLICING
I can’t wait until I get home to LA so I can get back to being a professional adult who gets work done half of the time and a chumbly little girl the other part of the time and not be stuck in this weird place where I have to pretend to be really grown
thewightknight: lousysharkbutt: he’s not even pretending it’s a functional helmet anymore commissions | patreon | twitter | instagram I’d apparently just reblogged a repost, and someone was kind enough to let me know. Not cool, tumblr. If you
I’ll pretend I totally did not download Ragnarok Clicker because I wanted something RO related on my phone. I also did not stay up until 4 am poking my phone because of it. Jesus I have no self control when it comes to RO.
loveslife2005: It would be fun for her to pretend she were cheating. It would also be fun for them to know I encouraged her to fuck as many other men as she wants while I stay faithful to her with not even a kiss from another woman. Knowing that,
gallifreyburning: zagreuses-toast: The master: aha I am tricking the doctor into believing I am someone I am not, I am absolutley not texting and pretending to be her friend cuz I miss her,,, no,, no way its for evil reasons,, excuse me I must send her
astrailhads:honestly my dream is to not be famous myself, but to be married to a famous person purely so i could go to events full of other famous people and pretend i’ve never heard of any of them. i would love to watch the look on leonardo di caprio’s
CN, I’m going to pretend I’m not disappointed that you’re having an Uncle Grandpa marathon on the 21st and not a Steven Universe marathon
onamelancholyhill: yellow-turtle: Ok, bear with me for a moment. Let’s pretend that the similarity between Castiel and Colette is NOT deliberate. It’s hard, but try. In a crowded ~40 minutes episode, it’s not possible to give the romance between
bimboexec: “But we both know that you are to weak to resist. You are not able to pretend to be this strong hard Lena. Now why don’t you show this Gentlemen who are you.” Professors voice was like a leash. Heating me time after time. I could feel
:Does anyone wanna be besties who go from joking abt the kind of porn we like to watch, to watching it “ironically”, to playing with ourselves pretending we don’t notice the other person, to you watching me rub my cunt for you, to you not being
weloveassbutt: Remember the time in the school arc when the P4 confessed to the murders and begged Ciel to understand, which he pretended to do, and it surprised Sebastian (Which honestly should not have been a surprise to him, cause Ciel was fake as
robotlyra: Saving 20 odd dollars a week by not going to Dunkin Donuts for coffee isn’t going to help when the working poor’s real problem is worrying about being able to still make rent if they miss work due to the flu, so let’s stop pretending
pleasestopbeingsad: things life is too short for:- hating yourself- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements- not singing along to your favorite songs- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool- bad coffee-
momtaku replied to your post: When Historia was pretending to be Krista, do you…Let’s not forget Frieda urging her to be a good girl.It’s very typical that the one memory that escaped the memory zapping well enough to leave an impression only
fandomsandfeminism: epsilon-sexual: Tumblr needs to quit pretending men and women are the same. They’re not. We have physical and mental differences. It’s not a bad thing or a good thing, it’s just different. This is transphobic and cissexist.
trans-janet-jackson: Also word of advice from Aunt Allie: You don’t have to pretend like everything is normal and that you aren’t hurting, but please do not sit on Tumblr all day long immersing yourself in posts about the Pulse shooting. It’s not
swedishcervixpoker: Catholics have such a guilt complex, but it’s easy to pretend you’re not cheating on your vanilla husband with a token restraint. You can tell yourself I forced you and not feel guilty. Even better, Catholics don’t use birth
itsmeganprincess: Are you still lying to yourself? jerking off in your pretty clothes and then going back to pretending to be a straight man right away afterwards? don’t worry. the day will come soon whether you want it to or not when you will keep
deadkings-x: People are quick to call some chronic conditions ‘invisible’ but the fact is they’re not. There’s nothing ~invisible~ about how my hands shake from fatigue or from the coffee I have to drink just to stay awake enough to pretend to
hunterswinchesters: “The pie-maker helped his friends in need. Not by pretending he was something he was not but by embracing the very thing he always was. It gave him a feeling of joy he would later liken to leaping tall buildings in a single bound.“
I am so here for Lorde but I’m not even about to pretend I’m not salty that we have basically the same exact hair and it looks better on her.
whatimasturbatedtotoday:I have a vague thing against tattoos that I’m not strict about. And I’m stereotypical in my preference for longer hair. But at least Amber Rose has the common decency to not pretend she’s ugly. She’s a sexy woman and she
eclissa: You don’t love someone if you’re not there for them. You don’t love someone if you leave everytime they’re not happy, or in the mood to be positive and sweet for you. You don’t love someone and pretend you’re interested in what they’re
8437.) I'm sitting in the bathroom, listening to all kinds of depressing songs. I just want to get away. I feel like crying, but can't. I don't want to show that much weakness. To myself, to anyone. Not anymore. So I’ll pretend everything is okay, even
anarchamarxistdrowfeminism:let’s not pretend heterosexuaity is either natural or a choice. women are coerced into having relationships with men. not being straight opens you up to violence, poverty, isolation, condemnation, etc. the reality is, women
My list of 25 flawless women forever: #1 Kristen Stewart “Hate me for who I am, I don’t care. At least I’m not pretending to be someone I’m not.”
ohmasen: “Hate me for who I am, I don’t care. At least I’m not pretending to be someone I’m not.”
unclefather: honestly, i hate math and i will not do it. if someone asks me to do math i will pretend like i did not hear them and i will leave.
goldenpoc: If you pretend to put a condom on but don’t really put it on that is rape. The person did not consent to unprotected sex. And if you really think that’s okay and try to justify it you deserve to get knocked tf out. Don’t do that shit.
mommy-breeder: No one wants to go to Comic-Con with their mom, but she wanted to go so badly I made her a deal. If she could pretend to not be my mother, we could hang out the whole weekend. Holy shit, I wish I had seen her costume before I made that
